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Bank Holiday?
P’ah, means nothing to me fella….every weekday is a bank holiday to me.
(the not-going-to-work-bit, not the “oh joy i don’t have to bend over for the boss in the morning” bit – I’m currently a Daily Mail Dole Scrounger you see)
Better a bad day in trainers, than a good day in shoes. (Tm FF.)
That’s the only rhyme that bites.
Sorry to bring up our old friend again, but I just couldn’t help thinking of Joe when I read this:
Man admits ‘having sex’ with 1,000 cars – Telegraph
Not sure if the mechanophile (or whatever his condition is called) likes a toot or whatever…but you can bet that somewhere in a dark corner Joe is writing lyrics as we speak….
“stay away from drugs,
Or you will want to have sex with Bugs,
Beetles that is,
So stay away from the whizz.
Forget about screaming Steve! Steve!
You’ll be wanting to smooch with helicopters, Believe…”And so on…
Possibly.
I’m liking the Victorians too. Something about the way they carried themselves, and their trailblazing in all the available technologies of the time age gets me. Those are things you can get your head around…big machines full of pistons and cogs and so on, you can see how they work.
Not like today with all these smooth little plastic boxes full of witchery…g’ah!
But if I had a choice, I’d go back to when ships were made of wood….I’m thinking Treasure Island type stuff…Harrrrrrrr!
