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May 13, 2008 at 11:37 am #1044462
spangle
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THEY ARE PURE EVIL!!

IMO there are few things worse than wasps, I got woken up this morning by a big fat one buzzing right above my head :mad_curse
May 13, 2008 at 11:39 am #1162125
starlaugh
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spangle wrote:

THEY ARE PURE EVIL!!

IMO there are few things worse than wasps, I got woken up this morning by a big fat one buzzing right above my head :mad_curse

If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards 😉
May 13, 2008 at 11:39 am #1220424
starlaugh
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spangle wrote:

THEY ARE PURE EVIL!!

IMO there are few things worse than wasps, I got woken up this morning by a big fat one buzzing right above my head :mad_curse

If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards 😉
May 13, 2008 at 11:40 am #1162147
Dom_sufc
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starlaugh wrote:

If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards 😉

Ahahahahahahah.

Im gonna go try.
May 13, 2008 at 11:40 am #1220461
Dom_sufc
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starlaugh wrote:

If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards 😉

Ahahahahahahah.

Im gonna go try.
May 13, 2008 at 11:44 am #1162126
starlaugh
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Dom_sufc wrote:

Ahahahahahahah.

Im gonna go try.

Just be a tad on the cautious side as they obviously get agitated with you so will try to sting 😉
May 13, 2008 at 11:44 am #1220426
starlaugh
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Dom_sufc wrote:

Ahahahahahahah.

Im gonna go try.

Just be a tad on the cautious side as they obviously get agitated with you so will try to sting 😉
May 13, 2008 at 2:26 pm #1162136
GiantMidget
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I hate wasps. They are evil little shits who sting you for the fun of it!!:crazy_diz
May 13, 2008 at 2:26 pm #1220443
GiantMidget
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I hate wasps. They are evil little shits who sting you for the fun of it!!:crazy_diz
May 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm #1162145
DaftFader
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starlaugh wrote:

If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards 😉

hahahhahahahahahhahahaa thats the fucking funny thing i have ever heard in my life :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
May 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm #1220458
DaftFader
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starlaugh wrote:

If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards 😉

hahahhahahahahahhahahaa thats the fucking funny thing i have ever heard in my life :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
May 13, 2008 at 5:23 pm #1162122
Tank Girl
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we seen to be inundated with ‘may flys’ at work, look like cockroaches and horrible buggers :yakk:
May 13, 2008 at 5:23 pm #1220419
Tank Girl
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we seen to be inundated with ‘may flys’ at work, look like cockroaches and horrible buggers :yakk:
May 13, 2008 at 5:26 pm #1162137
GiantMidget
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Is it sad to own a holster that can carry a small can of raid? I made it myself for protection against hostile insects. :crazy_dru
May 13, 2008 at 5:26 pm #1220445
GiantMidget
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Is it sad to own a holster that can carry a small can of raid? I made it myself for protection against hostile insects. :crazy_dru
May 14, 2008 at 5:24 pm #1162130
Digital-A
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starlaugh wrote:

If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards 😉

or if you dont fancy the danger of trying it with a wasp …

catch a fly, stick it in the freezer for a few moments (in a film case or something) … itll go into a hibernation like state … tie some cotton to it … let it defrost/come round and there you go …

all of the presents to my friends last year when i went to france consisted of insects with cotton round …

mmmm …

glad customs didnt pick me up … dont no what the laws are like for importing foreign insects :laugh_at:
May 14, 2008 at 5:24 pm #1220433
Digital-A
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starlaugh wrote:

If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards 😉

or if you dont fancy the danger of trying it with a wasp …

catch a fly, stick it in the freezer for a few moments (in a film case or something) … itll go into a hibernation like state … tie some cotton to it … let it defrost/come round and there you go …

all of the presents to my friends last year when i went to france consisted of insects with cotton round …

mmmm …

glad customs didnt pick me up … dont no what the laws are like for importing foreign insects :laugh_at:
May 14, 2008 at 6:47 pm #1162148
hardcore_till_i_di
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little creatures hate em all cant see tha need 4 any of em but b4 sum smart arse writes bk giving mi the low down on why we need insects 4 tha food chain ect ect DONT coz i am fully aware lol, anyways had no sleep for last 2 nites got a family of moths living in my bedroom flappin bout all ova the show 2 scared 2 catch em and escort em of my premises so bin sleepin fully clothed wiv hat on incase they get in my hair and start layin eggs or wateva they do tried callin friends 2 get rid but they refuse 2 cum ova in middle of the nite 2 get em and cant find tha little fuckers in tha day

jst incase u all think ive lost tha plot i have a real phobia of em bad exsperiance as a kid x
May 14, 2008 at 6:47 pm #1220463
hardcore_till_i_di
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little creatures hate em all cant see tha need 4 any of em but b4 sum smart arse writes bk giving mi the low down on why we need insects 4 tha food chain ect ect DONT coz i am fully aware lol, anyways had no sleep for last 2 nites got a family of moths living in my bedroom flappin bout all ova the show 2 scared 2 catch em and escort em of my premises so bin sleepin fully clothed wiv hat on incase they get in my hair and start layin eggs or wateva they do tried callin friends 2 get rid but they refuse 2 cum ova in middle of the nite 2 get em and cant find tha little fuckers in tha day

jst incase u all think ive lost tha plot i have a real phobia of em bad exsperiance as a kid x
May 14, 2008 at 7:03 pm #1162131
Digital-A
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hardcore_till_i_di wrote:

bad exsperiance as a kid

what happened?

i was aswell … i was touched … by a moth … he never got convicted

im sorry my humour is never like that but i couldnt resist … 🙂
May 14, 2008 at 7:03 pm #1220434
Digital-A
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hardcore_till_i_di wrote:

bad exsperiance as a kid

what happened?

i was aswell … i was touched … by a moth … he never got convicted

im sorry my humour is never like that but i couldnt resist … 🙂
May 15, 2008 at 8:48 am #1162149
hardcore_till_i_di
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lol:weee:
wen i was bout 5 one summer my older cousin used 2 catch em and put em in my hair and she used 2 tell me that shed seen one goin in2 my ear it used 2 drive mi crazy but its o.k coz she turned out 2 look like a rite moose so thats carma 4 ya x
May 15, 2008 at 8:48 am #1220464
hardcore_till_i_di
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lol:weee:
wen i was bout 5 one summer my older cousin used 2 catch em and put em in my hair and she used 2 tell me that shed seen one goin in2 my ear it used 2 drive mi crazy but its o.k coz she turned out 2 look like a rite moose so thats carma 4 ya x
May 15, 2008 at 9:32 am #1162150
complexialplex
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starlaugh wrote:

If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards 😉

haha like james and the giant peach style, why are wasps so angry? someone must have done something some time to really piss them off.
May 15, 2008 at 9:32 am #1220466
complexialplex
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starlaugh wrote:

If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards 😉

haha like james and the giant peach style, why are wasps so angry? someone must have done something some time to really piss them off.
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