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    Angel
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      about her stupid little dog,who had been stepped on by a paparazzi who

      #1082077
      Raj
      Participant

        composed of something sure to get her sued by the RSPCA and

        #1082161
        Angel
        Moderator

          old fireplace in the garden shed,but then

          #1082309
          PHARTY
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            Shaking Stevens appeared from behind the sheds green door singing “Ive got a lovely bunch of…..

            #1082162
            Angel
            Moderator

              bananas in my basket.who would like

              #1082310
              PHARTY
              Participant

                Handle my Big Banana in a provocative manner”ooh uurr Matron”

                #1082311
                PHARTY
                Participant

                  At that moment Matron turned up and said in loud matronly voice “rite Stevens thats enough of that! we will have no more of that sort of talk about large pieces of fruit being provocativly handled Im sending you straight to your bed wearing boxing gloves to stop you handling your bits….your worse than a Tory MP on viagra! at that moment

                  #1082419
                  Meep
                  Participant

                    the sky opened and it started to rain pills all colours, shapes and sizes. This started to

                    #1082163
                    Angel
                    Moderator

                      By a little green man in a yellow rubber suit..

                      #1082078
                      Raj
                      Participant

                        who was irredescent with beautiful colours and whose outline

                        #1082420
                        Meep
                        Participant

                          was suspiciously rabbit-like

                          #1082312
                          PHARTY
                          Participant

                            It was Janet street porter on Ecstacy

                            #1081895
                            Techno Viking
                            Participant

                              and hubby Normsky carrying her shopping

                              #1082313
                              PHARTY
                              Participant

                                and holding a genital shaped large root vegatable (cue sexual innuendos fffnnnnaarrr! ffnnnaaarrr!)

                                #1082164
                                Angel
                                Moderator

                                  The big and dirty raver…Down on your knees or ill

                                  #1082079
                                  Raj
                                  Participant

                                    hug you all :groucho::groucho::groucho: and i havent washed for three days

                                    #1082314
                                    PHARTY
                                    Participant

                                      and Ive started to smell like HARTY but not quite as bad and at that moment a large flying……………..

                                      #1082269
                                      sexy_biatch19
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                                        special white bus people

                                        #1082270
                                        sexy_biatch19
                                        Participant

                                          whilst we all jump in the bushes and

                                          #1082017
                                          stax
                                          Participant

                                            which happens to be an internet radio show, but thats another story. so there we are scurraging about in the undergrowth when suddenly we bump into david bellamy……..

                                            #1082271
                                            sexy_biatch19
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                                              and says, ello solider, hows ya father. to which i replyed…..:you_crazy

                                              #1082315
                                              PHARTY
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                                                you need a shave david youve got nearly as much hair on your chin as I have round the crevice of my….

                                                #1082272
                                                sexy_biatch19
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                                                  wobbely bits… he replied, lets av a look coz im rather….

                                                  #1082316
                                                  PHARTY
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                                                    partial to wobbly bits with large amounts of hair on them and have been ever since I went out with Anne Widdecome and her wobbly bits which you would know as the Tory party and at that moment in a blinding flash and a loud farting noise who should appear but…

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                                                    Tank Girl
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                                                      president bush and Tony Blair, creeping from out of the undergrowth, both smiling because….

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