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  • #1082627
    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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      as cliffy regained conciousness he saw the midget who was stolen from him on the floor spannered

      #1082535
      shift
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        and made a nice pot of tea and said, get out while the light is still within reach once its gone so is..

        #1082628
        Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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          the abilitity to rule the midgets from the comfort of your sofa, as well as…..

          #1082565
          p0ly
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            A spoonful of sugar

            #1082613
            Buzz
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              makes the medicine go down!

              #1082536
              shift
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                and down the corner stod little jack horner, betting his christian wife..

                #1082636
                Kikoyo
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                  with a rusty spoon stolen from the easter bunny

                  #1082566
                  p0ly
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                    the easter bunny was a right little bastard

                    #1082629
                    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                      instead of GIVING easter prezzies the little fucker was wankin in egg cups and leaving them for the…

                      #1082221
                      Tank Girl
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                        morning for sir cliffy to

                        #1082531
                        GiantMidget
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                          give out as presents to everyone on PV

                          #1082630
                          Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                            HAHAHAHA!!!!!

                            and when cliffy finished his rounds on PV, he went home and made himself a nice cuppa tea….BUT SUDDENLY!!!

                            #1082567
                            p0ly
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                              wait for it!!! A MIDGET ENTERS THE ROOM

                              #1082584
                              joshd96320
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                                cliffy pounces in ninja style and kicks its head off. revealing a russian doll style midget as another, slightly smaller head emerges.

                                #1082631
                                Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                  instantly, cliffy’s years of kung fu training comes flooding back, but one of the russian doll style midgets

                                  #1082585
                                  joshd96320
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                                    knew the truffle shuffle

                                    #1082632
                                    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                      and proceeded to get on down to boogie town, cliffy, shocked at the russian doll style midget’s dancing abilities……

                                      #1082586
                                      joshd96320
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                                        kicked another one of its heads off. the new, even smaller head had a different personality. the russian doll style midget then began to perform the robot.

                                        #1082633
                                        Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                          cliffy, this time round, was not impressed. “YOUR NO PETER CROUCH!!” he shouted, to this the russian doll style midget stopped and stared at cliffy…….

                                          #1082587
                                          joshd96320
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                                            @Gazatronium-Ethane 379416 wrote:

                                            cliffy, this time round, was not impressed. “YOUR NO PETER CROUCH!!” he shouted, to this the russian doll style midget stopped and stared at cliffy…….

                                            :laugh_at:

                                            he then began to grow tall, and proclaimed ‘ i AM peter crouch ‘ and began to rapid fire footballs at cliffys head.

                                            #1082532
                                            GiantMidget
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                                              Cliffy dodged and dived as the balls flew at him and as he is so super cool, Peter crouch didn’t have a chance

                                              #1081947
                                              sinner69
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                                                we all thought, but a midget rescue team suddenly turned up and made life misserable for all creatures taller than a garden gnome

                                                #1082533
                                                GiantMidget
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                                                  And then mankind of the tall variety faced a new threat from the midget horde. Midget War 1 had finally started.

                                                  #1082634
                                                  Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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                                                    to this news, buzz, poly, cliffy, josh & everyone else within a 20m radius legged it to the nearest gun store only to be confronted by

                                                    #1082568
                                                    p0ly
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                                                      this midget!

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