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i love the bit where they try to find Tommy in the Jungle room and his head is made of cheese………
:laugh_at:i love the bit where they try to find Tommy in the Jungle room and his head is made of cheese………
:laugh_at:globalloon wrote:what is not to get about brian ferry living in the forest with the animals and looking like terry wogan?or a hermaphrodite fish monster that drinks baileys out of a shoe?
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just seen this on Wikipedia;
Quote:Old Gregg is a scaly man-fish who inhabits a cave below the fictional Black Lake. As such, he displays many fishy attributes – he has seaweed hair and webbed hands. He also bears some resemblance to American singer Rick James. Unlike James, Old Gregg wears a pink tutu and has green scales for skin.While having a masculine name, Gregg’s gender is a matter of dispute, as early on he declares himself the possessor of “mangina”:”I’ve got a vagina, Old Gregg’s got a man-gina.” However, when he lifts his tutu, his sexual organs emit a blinding white light, obscuring them from view. He refers to this aspect of his anatomy as his “downstairs mix up.” Other people give descriptions of Old Gregg, including The Moon: “Some say Old Gregg is like a fish finger but one that is the size of a garage… imagine that! A fish finger that is the size of a garage!” And by the old fisherman in the bar: “Some say he’s half man, half fish. Others say it’s more of a seventy-thirty split, but whatever the percentage, he’s one fishy bastard.”
Old Gregg’s Hobbies
- Old Gregg does watercolours. His watercolours initially consist of two main focus areas – himself and Baileys as well as “Baileys a bit bigger” – none of them having particularly imaginative titles (‘I call this one Old Gregg, and I call this one Old Gregg, Do you know what I call this one?), but later he broadens his range to include pictures of Howard.
- Old Gregg is into cooking and claims to have gotten an A+ in Home Economics. He ‘did a crumble’ and his teacher thought his was the best.
- Drinking and obtaining Baileys.
globalloon wrote:what is not to get about brian ferry living in the forest with the animals and looking like terry wogan?or a hermaphrodite fish monster that drinks baileys out of a shoe?
😉
:laugh_at:
just seen this on Wikipedia;
Quote:Old Gregg is a scaly man-fish who inhabits a cave below the fictional Black Lake. As such, he displays many fishy attributes – he has seaweed hair and webbed hands. He also bears some resemblance to American singer Rick James. Unlike James, Old Gregg wears a pink tutu and has green scales for skin.While having a masculine name, Gregg’s gender is a matter of dispute, as early on he declares himself the possessor of “mangina”:”I’ve got a vagina, Old Gregg’s got a man-gina.” However, when he lifts his tutu, his sexual organs emit a blinding white light, obscuring them from view. He refers to this aspect of his anatomy as his “downstairs mix up.” Other people give descriptions of Old Gregg, including The Moon: “Some say Old Gregg is like a fish finger but one that is the size of a garage… imagine that! A fish finger that is the size of a garage!” And by the old fisherman in the bar: “Some say he’s half man, half fish. Others say it’s more of a seventy-thirty split, but whatever the percentage, he’s one fishy bastard.”
Old Gregg’s Hobbies
- Old Gregg does watercolours. His watercolours initially consist of two main focus areas – himself and Baileys as well as “Baileys a bit bigger” – none of them having particularly imaginative titles (‘I call this one Old Gregg, and I call this one Old Gregg, Do you know what I call this one?), but later he broadens his range to include pictures of Howard.
- Old Gregg is into cooking and claims to have gotten an A+ in Home Economics. He ‘did a crumble’ and his teacher thought his was the best.
- Drinking and obtaining Baileys.
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