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June 5, 2013 at 9:45 pm #1055958
For shits and giggles really.
June 5, 2013 at 9:47 pm #1273759I once gave Gordon Brown a Lapdance
June 6, 2013 at 7:30 am #1273747I secretly watch ’emmerdale’ late at night…hmmm
June 6, 2013 at 9:56 am #1273757I sneak into aquariums at night and spread butter on the dolphins!
June 6, 2013 at 10:06 am #1273748Dolphin free tuna, how bout some tuna free dolphin??
On Fursday i’m gonna fone you and we can go see some dole fins
June 6, 2013 at 10:11 am #1273758@thelog 548274 wrote:
Dolphin free tuna, how bout some tuna free dolphin??
On Fursday i’m gonna fone you and we can go see some dole fins
Exactly mate, people say ‘Don’t eat tuna’. Then you ask em why not and they say ‘Dolphins are getting caught up in the nets’. ‘Ok, what about the tuna though?’ ‘Fuck em, they taste good!’
A trip to see some dole fins on a fine summers day sounds like a great plan mate, that’d be well cool!
June 6, 2013 at 10:22 am #1273745Anonymous
I started drinking vodka at 9am today
June 6, 2013 at 11:31 am #1273755I want dolphin unfriendly tuna.
June 6, 2013 at 11:38 am #1273751I like fish sticks in my mouth
June 6, 2013 at 11:41 am #1273760@p0lski 548304 wrote:
I like fish sticks in my mouth
What are you, a gay fish?
June 6, 2013 at 11:43 am #1273768@The Psyentist 548305 wrote:
What are you, a gay fish?
A genius, he’s the voice of a generation.
June 6, 2013 at 11:46 am #1273762During bouts of insomnia I like to dress up as a lady fox and frolic about in your garbage with the man foxes of a night time. That horrible screeching noise you here foxes make, that’s me climaxing.
June 6, 2013 at 11:59 am #1273769@The Psyentist 548310 wrote:
During bouts of insomnia I like to dress up as a lady fox and frolic about in your garbage with the man foxes of a night time. That horrible screeching noise you here foxes make, that’s me climaxing.
June 6, 2013 at 11:15 pm #1273767i once went to a tesco express to politely ask if i could use their toilet, they said no, so i bought a pack of tesco brand bog roll, went round the corner and did a shit round the back of the tesco…
June 6, 2013 at 11:16 pm #1273756bwah ha ha!
June 7, 2013 at 2:08 am #1273754@pyɔross. 548308 wrote:
A genius, he’s the voice of a generation.
Given the current reputation of that generation… yes, pretty embarrassing.
Quote:Tell us something controversial/ embarrassing about yourself.My home is so filthy the cockroaches have complained to the council asking that I be fumigated from the place. It’s a good job the little bastards didn’t sign a tenancy agreement or I’d be in a right mess, so to speak.
June 7, 2013 at 4:22 am #1273770Ive pulled a Bear Grylls and drunk my own piss before.
Twice.
June 7, 2013 at 4:27 am #1273765@DeezNuts 548456 wrote:
Ive pulled a Bwar Grylls and drunk my own piss before.
Twice.
Why…
June 7, 2013 at 5:43 am #1273771@MR207 548457 wrote:
Why…
Because I was like 12/13 and it was free weed and money init.
To be honest its not actually too bad unless you’re really dehydrated, in which case it is ridiculously salty and disgusting.
June 7, 2013 at 7:36 am #1273746@thelog 548274 wrote:
Dolphin free tuna, how bout some tuna free dolphin??
when I was in service at Defra (UK Environment ministry) I offered to pick up lunch for my team (this was midweek after a heavy Rudgeway party) and I got confused and actually did ask for a tuna free dolphin baguette. Luckily the young lady working there was Chinese and realised the mistake. I dread to think what would have happened were she instead Japanese…
June 7, 2013 at 10:30 pm #1273752@General Lighting 548464 wrote:
I dread to think what would have happened were she instead Japanese…
oi my gf is japanese… i resent that >.>
…on my first visit to daftfader’s house we did a load of mxe, and that was at the stage where i’d only just started and didnt really know my dose… we got well out of it and was nice for a while but i started to feel like we were becoming confused separate planets… an also i didnt know him well then so we were a new connection and it felt a bit uncomfortable so i tried to restore some connection by giving him a… massage… and possibly freaked him… but overall i think it helped make a connection, after some funny conversation… lol
June 8, 2013 at 2:42 am #1273763@know_hope 548571 wrote:
on my first visit to daftfader’s house we did a load of mxe, and that was at the stage where i’d only just started and didnt really know my dose… we got well out of it and was nice for a while but i started to feel like we were becoming confused separate planets… an also i didnt know him well then so we were a new connection and it felt a bit uncomfortable so i tried to restore some connection by giving him a… massage… and possibly freaked him… but overall i think it helped make a connection, after some funny conversation… lol
:laugh_at::lol_crash
June 8, 2013 at 2:43 am #1273764Time is going really slowly but too fast…………………………………………………………………
June 8, 2013 at 2:54 am #1273766I still sleep with my teddy bear hehe
June 8, 2013 at 6:09 am #1273749@know_hope 548571 wrote:
oi my gf is japanese… i resent that >.>
…on my first visit to daftfader’s house we did a load of mxe, and that was at the stage where i’d only just started and didnt really know my dose… we got well out of it and was nice for a while but i started to feel like we were becoming confused separate planets… an also i didnt know him well then so we were a new connection and it felt a bit uncomfortable so i tried to restore some connection by giving him a… massage… and possibly freaked him… but overall i think it helped make a connection, after some funny conversation… lol
You didn’t tell them WHERE you gave me a massage! 😛
(To be honest I’ve given loads of people I’ve not long known massages…) It’s funny to gauge peoples reactions sometimes.
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