Rant Thread!

[Mezz]

@Tank Girl 541055 wrote:

Ovulation = lots of pain
= lots of codeine

Annoying

You think ovulation is bad for women, try being a man with a women in the days before, Im pretty sure thats why the pub was invented to give us place to go and hide from you lol

EDIT

BTW I still dont understand how it’s my fault, Im usually to scared to ask when it is

[korno]

@Tank Girl 541055 wrote:

Ovulation = lots of pain
= lots of codeine

Annoying

Hey! You and me are in sync! =D

[korno]

@Tank Girl 541055 wrote:

Ovulation = lots of pain
= lots of codeine

Annoying

Hey! You and me are in sync! =D

[Mezz]

@korno 541193 wrote:

Hey! You and me are in sync! =D

Menstruation 2 – Revenge of the blob

Coming soon……… PMT – The Ebil Prequel

[Mezz]

@korno 541193 wrote:

Hey! You and me are in sync! =D

Menstruation 2 – Revenge of the blob

Coming soon……… PMT – The Ebil Prequel

[korno]

:devil_wag

[korno]

:devil_wag

[General Lighting]

had to miss the party last night as I was too knackered after shifting heavy stuff (normally my builder has a helper but he had to go to India for a family occasion).

Even managed to get some dust in my eye, last night had to squint at things like a one eyed pirate. I even had to take some “blue pills” to get to sleep last night as I was just too rough to do anything else. So a thousand curses and ululations, my every part of my body is still paining today.

[General Lighting]

had to miss the party last night as I was too knackered after shifting heavy stuff (normally my builder has a helper but he had to go to India for a family occasion).

Even managed to get some dust in my eye, last night had to squint at things like a one eyed pirate. I even had to take some “blue pills” to get to sleep last night as I was just too rough to do anything else. So a thousand curses and ululations, my every part of my body is still paining today.

[The Psyentist]

At the risk of sounding like the most pompous middle class skank ever, Grrr. I’m drinking Earl Grey tea because I’ve run out of decent teabags.

[The Psyentist]

At the risk of sounding like the most pompous middle class skank ever, Grrr. I’m drinking Earl Grey tea because I’ve run out of decent teabags.

[Deez]

Got a spot on my chin man, shit ain’t cool. So glad I like never get spots though, some people must be gutted.

[Deez]

Got a spot on my chin man, shit ain’t cool. So glad I like never get spots though, some people must be gutted.

[Deez]

…on a sidenote spot is such a weird word don’t you think?

[Deez]

…on a sidenote spot is such a weird word don’t you think?

[Deez]

another weekend gonna be spent sat inside alone *sigh*

[Deez]

another weekend gonna be spent sat inside alone *sigh*

[Mezz]

@DeezNuts 543213 wrote:

another weekend gonna be spent sat inside alone *sigh*

Im going to see another house tomorrow, but I hate estate agents

Please everyone come up with questions and comments I can make ( house related ) to make the estate agent scared & uncomfortable, and to see how much they will go alone with alone in an empty house with me to try and make a sale lol

[Mezz]

@DeezNuts 543213 wrote:

another weekend gonna be spent sat inside alone *sigh*

Im going to see another house tomorrow, but I hate estate agents

Please everyone come up with questions and comments I can make ( house related ) to make the estate agent scared & uncomfortable, and to see how much they will go alone with alone in an empty house with me to try and make a sale lol

[Deez]

@Mezz 543215 wrote:

Im going to see another house tomorrow, but I hate estate agents

Please everyone come up with questions and comments I can make ( house related ) to make the estate agent scared & uncomfortable, and to see how much they will go alone with alone in an empty house with me to try and make a sale lol

How many corpses could I get in this cupboard?
Would blood be easy to get out the carpet?

[Deez]

@Mezz 543215 wrote:

Im going to see another house tomorrow, but I hate estate agents

Please everyone come up with questions and comments I can make ( house related ) to make the estate agent scared & uncomfortable, and to see how much they will go alone with alone in an empty house with me to try and make a sale lol

How many corpses could I get in this cupboard?
Would blood be easy to get out the carpet?

[MC G-Tek]

@Mezz 543215 wrote:

Im going to see another house tomorrow, but I hate estate agents

Please everyone come up with questions and comments I can make ( house related ) to make the estate agent scared & uncomfortable, and to see how much they will go alone with alone in an empty house with me to try and make a sale lol

Start slavering and rocking and then say ‘do you know if the neighbours have got children?’ That ought to shit him up a bit mate!

[MC G-Tek]

@Mezz 543215 wrote:

Im going to see another house tomorrow, but I hate estate agents

Please everyone come up with questions and comments I can make ( house related ) to make the estate agent scared & uncomfortable, and to see how much they will go alone with alone in an empty house with me to try and make a sale lol

Start slavering and rocking and then say ‘do you know if the neighbours have got children?’ That ought to shit him up a bit mate!

[Mezz]

@MC G-Tek 543221 wrote:

Start slavering and rocking and then say ‘do you know if the neighbours have got children?’ That ought to shit him up a bit mate!

I was thinking of playing with the keys in my pocket, closing my eyes, sharp exhale, then saying ‘Im getting really good vibes here, can we see the bed room again’

Also saying things like ‘will those beams support a harness’, ‘whats the soundproofing like’ and ‘great place for a hidden camera’ lol

Or maybe asking them to lay down in the cupboard under the stairs to see if someone can fit in there

[Mezz]

@MC G-Tek 543221 wrote:

Start slavering and rocking and then say ‘do you know if the neighbours have got children?’ That ought to shit him up a bit mate!

I was thinking of playing with the keys in my pocket, closing my eyes, sharp exhale, then saying ‘Im getting really good vibes here, can we see the bed room again’

Also saying things like ‘will those beams support a harness’, ‘whats the soundproofing like’ and ‘great place for a hidden camera’ lol

Or maybe asking them to lay down in the cupboard under the stairs to see if someone can fit in there

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