Bring it too thelog, am alone at last and wish I had been bothered to follow this homeless dude around to his squat to get a G of K last night. But I was too fucking lazy and now I am alone without K gods to talk to

Just got flashed by speeding camera’s on my way home…. merry fucking christmas for the taxman

I was only speeding for the sake of safety, I knew I was drunk and wanted to spend as little time on the road as possible, hence go faster, be on the road for a shorter amount of time………………. just joking, not had a drink, but if they send me on a speed awareness course thats what I’ll tell the bastards………. I would tell them to kiss my arse, but I recon they’ll just skip the foreplay, bend me over and fuck me

@Mezz 513676 wrote:

Just got flashed by speeding camera’s on my way home…. merry fucking christmas for the taxman

I was only speeding for the sake of safety, I knew I was drunk and wanted to spend as little time on the road as possible, hence go faster, be on the road for a shorter amount of time………………. just joking, not had a drink, but if they send me on a speed awareness course thats what I’ll tell the bastards………. I would tell them to kiss my arse, but I recon they’ll just skip the foreplay, bend me over and fuck me

Trick is to go so fast that when they take a picture, it will be a blur.

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thelog

@MC G-Tek 513716 wrote:

Damn dude, that sucks! Had I been capable of moving last night I woulda happily brought food and booze round, but I was feeling like Mr Creosote just before he eats the ‘waffer thin mint’ til about 9 this morning!

Oohh do ‘ave just one waffer theen mint sir!

mErry Xmas every1. GLAD T be off the K