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    Mezz
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      Hypertheticals, try to answer & add more questions starting…………..

      If you could simple press a button that would have the following effect and know one would ever know if was you……. would you ?

      Few to get it started

      1) Wipe all financial records worldwide, total reset of all wealth

      2) Create a cure for all illness spread by a virus so all get it free, but the same virus would kill everyone at 65yo instead of some older, some younger

      3) Make everyone immortal, but with the side effect of making everyone sterile

      #1271621
      thelog
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        If you could make people fall in love who would you pair up together??

        I know i’m not spozed to answer but I think Prince harry and that louis spence would make a lovely couple

        #1271629
        Chrispydelic
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          @Mezz 540218 wrote:

          Hypertheticals, try to answer & add more questions starting…………..

          If you could simple press a button that would have the following effect and know one would ever know if was you……. would you ?

          Few to get it started

          1) Wipe all financial records worldwide, total reset of all wealth

          2) Create a cure for all illness spread by a virus so all get it free, but the same virus would kill everyone at 65yo instead of some older, some younger

          3) Make everyone immortal, but with the side effect of making everyone sterile

          1.) Yes!

          2.) Er, why?

          3.) No way!

          #1271624
          Pat McDonald
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            1) No. Because it’s actually the written evidence that counts in court, not electronic records.

            2) No, because that wipes out my favourite sort of shag too young.

            3) Tempting, but it would put an awful lot of school teachers out of work, while ensuring that bingo halls would never empty.

            I’d say this list was ageist, so here’s a few of mine.

            4) Cause all road vehicles to become airworthy, complete with auto-pilot. No more traffic jams.

            5) Cause all domestic homes to have their own electricity and gas generators to spontaneously appear. No more energy bills.

            6) Neutron bombs explode in every capital. No more government, without any fallout.

            #1271630
            Chrispydelic
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              4.) Yes!

              5.) Yes!

              6.) Oh yes, freakin’ AWESOME!

              #1271633
              Izbeckistan
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                If you could lick your own balls, would you ?

                Would you rather give up sex but eat good food for the rest of your life OR have sex but only eat pill shaped food (which would keep you completly healthy fpr the rest of your life ?

                Would you rather only see in black and white or be completly tone death ?

                If you could introduce one mythical beast into the world, what would you choose ?

                #1271619
                General Lighting
                Moderator

                  being able to lick your own balls, and also be a mythical beast would make up for some extent for only seeing in black and white (you’d need good hearing to stalk prey 🙂

                  From the original post its wasn’t 100% clear whether pressing a button would doing each of these things individually (i.e you know the outcome definitely would be one of the functions), or the same button would randomly activate one or more of the effects (without being 100% sure what the result would be?). Especially if this hypothetical contraption was built by the British electronics industry as a prototype the second would be far more likely 😉

                  #1271628
                  TheStealthyRacoon
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                    @Mezz 540218 wrote:

                    1) Wipe all financial records worldwide, total reset of all wealth

                    Sounds like a nice idea on the surface, but really it would just lead to chaos. Any transition be it political, social or economic that does not happen slowly and organicly will lead to much conflict.

                    #1271625
                    Pat McDonald
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                      @TheStealthyRacoon 540242 wrote:

                      … but really it would just lead to chaos.

                      You think we currently don’t have chaos? Well, maybe you don’t. I’ve had chaos all my life and quite frankly I couldn’t cope without it.

                      Press the Fucking Buttons Already.

                      No Kim, Not YOU… SHIT.

                      #1271632
                      Mezz
                      Participant

                        I was thinking one button per question, and I can lick my own balls, they taste like aniseed yuk lol

                        @TheStealthyRacoon 540242 wrote:

                        Sounds like a nice idea on the surface, but really it would just lead to chaos. Any transition be it political, social or economic that does not happen slowly and organically will lead to much conflict.

                        Yeah thats kinda what Im getting at, some things thats simplistically seem great idea’s can have seriously negative consequences

                        @ Chrispy, why on the virus one, kind of an health equality, right now many die young, some live to old age, would you prefer all to have the same life span or play the lottery of will they get ill

                        @Pat McDonald 540222 wrote:

                        1)I’d say this list was ageist, so here’s a few of mine.

                        4) Cause all road vehicles to become airworthy, complete with auto-pilot. No more traffic jams.

                        5) Cause all domestic homes to have their own electricity and gas generators to spontaneously appear. No more energy bills.

                        6) Neutron bombs explode in every capital. No more government, without any fallout.

                        4) Hell yeah

                        5) No brainer, wheres the down side

                        6) No, I live in a capital city, also much as we hate them we do actually need governments. Democracy may not work but it’s still the best of a bad set of options.

                        #1271627
                        Pat McDonald
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                          @Mezz 540253 wrote:

                          6) No, I live in a capital city, also much as we hate them we do actually need governments. Democracy may not work but it’s still the best of a bad set of options.

                          Fuckin’ NIMBY’S.

                          KIM, I changed my mind. PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON ALREADY

                          #1271631
                          Chrispydelic
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                            @TheStealthyRacoon 540242 wrote:

                            Sounds like a nice idea on the surface, but really it would just lead to chaos. Any transition be it political, social or economic that does not happen slowly and organicly will lead to much conflict.

                            Sounds like fun to me!

                            #1271634
                            MC G-Tek
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                              @Izbeckistan 540240 wrote:

                              If you could lick your own balls, would you ?

                              Would you rather give up sex but eat good food for the rest of your life OR have sex but only eat pill shaped food (which would keep you completly healthy fpr the rest of your life ?

                              Would you rather only see in black and white or be completly tone death ?

                              If you could introduce one mythical beast into the world, what would you choose ?

                              1. Of course, if only to make Kindbanana jealous!

                              2. Have sex and munch pills for the rest of my days? Hell yeah, sign me the fuck up NOW!

                              3. I’m tone deaf anyway!

                              4. ManBearPig!

                              #1271623
                              Fizzbombheid
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                                i see a button…im fuckin pressing it.

                                hang the consequences. the world can eat a shite sandwich for aw i care. i pressed the button………and it felt good :sign0066:

                                #1271620
                                General Lighting
                                Moderator

                                  @Fizzbombheid 542320 wrote:

                                  i see a button…im fuckin pressing it.

                                  its a good thing you don’t work at Faslane :laugh_at:

                                  #1271636
                                  korno
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                                    Yes. I like the idea of never getting a deathly illness and everyone dying at 65, all my family died in their late 60’s anyway and my dad at 61, so to me personally there are no cons, the pro just being that no one gets a shitty illness.

                                    Yes. I’d deffo wipe out the money, brains would begin the cycle again anyway tbf.

                                    No. Sterile? I’d like to say yes, but probably realistically no lol

                                    #1271635
                                    MR207
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                                      @Izbeckistan 540240 wrote:

                                      If you could lick your own balls, would you ?

                                      Would you rather give up sex but eat good food for the rest of your life OR have sex but only eat pill shaped food (which would keep you completly healthy fpr the rest of your life ?

                                      Would you rather only see in black and white or be completly tone death ?

                                      If you could introduce one mythical beast into the world, what would you choose ?

                                      1. The only balls I have are basketballs

                                      2. Sex and the pill shaped food

                                      3. Tone death, there are too many colors to go unnoticed!

                                      4. Medusa because I’d pay her to look at my enemies and turn them into stone :devil_wag

                                      #1271622
                                      Clusterfrog
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                                        No, no and no, all stupid ideas

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