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  • #1250480
    MC G-Tek
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      @DeezNuts 518135 wrote:

      Hahaha ive just seen all these comments G-tek and Psy!
      To be honest i don’t know why my rape train makes you laugh though.. surely an appropriate reaction would be to cry? 😉

      If you’re making them cry, you’re doing it wrong man!

      I’m sure rape victims won’t find any of these comments funny, but if they can’t take a joke – fuck em!

      #1250679
      Deez
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        @MC G-Tek 518168 wrote:

        If you’re making them cry, you’re doing it wrong man!

        I’m sure rape victims won’t find any of these comments funny, but if they can’t take a joke – fuck em!

        Quite literally fuck them i’m guessing? Haha!
        To be fair, 50 no’s and a yes after you threaten to kill them still means a yes!

        #1250481
        MC G-Tek
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          @DeezNuts 518169 wrote:

          Quite literally fuck them i’m guessing? Haha!
          To be fair, 50 no’s and a yes after you threaten to kill them still means a yes!

          Ha ha, as long as you get that yes it’s all good man.

          It’s also all good if you shout ‘surprise’ first!

          #1250534
          The Psyentist
          Participant

            Well if anything we’ve created a new definition for the word ‘training’. Or rather narrowed it down to simply mastering the art of rape, and yes as of now it’s an art form. Lol.

            #1250535
            The Psyentist
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              And we still have newbies arriving amidst that conversation and their main concern was the police accusations. No problem whatsoever with the casual rapey remarks lol.

              #1250536
              The Psyentist
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                Before I forget here’s a phrase I coined, it’s an slightly deeper and meaning alternative to ‘I don’t give a shit’.

                My version ‘I don’t give a rape victims shattered pelvis’, never caught on though….

                #1250482
                MC G-Tek
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                  @The Psyentist 518175 wrote:

                  Well if anything we’ve created a new definition for the word ‘training’. Or rather narrowed it down to simply mastering the art of rape, and yes as of now it’s an art form. Lol.

                  Sweet, if it’s an art form, I’m gonna apply to the arts council for a grant so I can become rapey full-time! I could even put on an exhibition in the Tate gallery, I think I’ll call it ‘Rape at the Tate’!

                  #1250538
                  The Psyentist
                  Participant

                    @MC G-Tek 518219 wrote:

                    Sweet, if it’s an art form, I’m gonna apply to the arts council for a grant so I can become rapey full-time! I could even put on an exhibition in the Tate gallery, I think I’ll call it ‘Rape at the Tate’!

                    Hahaha. Set up a thread looking for willing *participants? We have a ‘plotting a murder’ thread so there shouldn’t be a problem with that lol.

                    *just realised that sounds like party-psy-pants. New username?

                    #1250680
                    Deez
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                      @The Psyentist 518230 wrote:

                      Hahaha. Set up a thread looking for willing *participants? We have a ‘plotting a murder’ thread so there shouldn’t be a problem with that lol.

                      *just realised that sounds like party-psy-pants. New username?

                      Nah its better when they don’t know mate, thats half the fun!
                      Chloroform, because who wants to remember being raped?

                      #1250483
                      MC G-Tek
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                        @The Psyentist 518230 wrote:

                        Hahaha. Set up a thread looking for willing *participants? We have a ‘plotting a murder’ thread so there shouldn’t be a problem with that lol.

                        *just realised that sounds like party-psy-pants. New username?

                        Funnily enough mate, earlier on I was actually toying with the idea of changing my username to Psy-Monk-Owl!

                        #1250681
                        Deez
                        Participant

                          @MC G-Tek 518243 wrote:

                          Funnily enough mate, earlier on I was actually toying with the idea of changing my username to Psy-Monk-Owl!

                          Hahaha, i didn’t get that one for a while, i thought you were being sincere at first!

                          #1250485
                          MC G-Tek
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                            @DeezNuts 518250 wrote:

                            Hahaha, i didn’t get that one for a while, i thought you were being sincere at first!

                            LOL! Would make a cool name though I reckon man.

                            #1250682
                            Deez
                            Participant

                              @MC G-Tek 518252 wrote:

                              LOL! Would make a cool name though I reckon man.

                              Indeed man, but that avi should never change!

                              #1250486
                              MC G-Tek
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                                @DeezNuts 518255 wrote:

                                Indeed man, but that avi should never change!

                                Don’t worry mate, I’ll be keeping that for sure! Could just change my username to Quagmire and have done with it I guess…

                                #1250683
                                Deez
                                Participant

                                  Haha it just cracks me up, especially with the rape jokes! Giggity!

                                  #1250487
                                  MC G-Tek
                                  Participant

                                    @DeezNuts 518267 wrote:

                                    Haha it just cracks me up, especially with the rape jokes! Giggity!

                                    I guess it does give the jokes an extra something having that there mate, ha ha!

                                    #1250684
                                    Deez
                                    Participant

                                      Haha yeah man!

                                      #1249658
                                      Anonymous

                                        I believe you suspect that every new member here is a police. Yawn…

                                        #1250488
                                        MC G-Tek
                                        Participant

                                          @pixy 518686 wrote:

                                          I believe you suspect that every new member here is a police. Yawn…

                                          Well worked out, you didn’t get all defensive like some do, so you can be our friend, welcome!

                                          #1250702
                                          Hardstyle126
                                          Participant

                                            da fuq

                                            #1250669
                                            Anonymous

                                              I am not the police, I’m just stupid when it comes to drugs. Even If I was the police I live in america so I wouldn’t be able to do anything anyway. Why the fuck would I care if people to drugs, I let people smoke weed around me and the only thing I actually care about is cigarettes because I get sick and they are so harmful.

                                              #1250630
                                              stayawayfromafrica
                                              Participant

                                                Stop snitching.i suspect this squirl in my backyard is the federalas…it May just b the 20 rock i just smoked.im hiding

                                                #1250631
                                                stayawayfromafrica
                                                Participant

                                                  Every American on p.v. Is the hook(American slang For police)u must prove to us pvers that ur not.so send funds to S.A.f.A 100$usd to PO box 516969,Wayne Michigan,once funds receivef u will no longer be suspected of infiltration.thank you n God bless the queen, n not my confused cousin

                                                  #1250632
                                                  stayawayfromafrica
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                                                    P.s. Americans this is callef british humor.i dont think they no in America u can be killed For those words.which is gayer then my cousin on a Saturday nite.america is a violent place,with very little humor

                                                    #1249718
                                                    General Lighting
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                                                      @stayawayfromafrica 518814 wrote:

                                                      Stop snitching.i suspect this squirl in my backyard is the federalas…it May just b the 20 rock i just smoked.im hiding

                                                      in England the squirrels just rob your drugs,

                                                      South London squirrels after different kind of stash | UK news | The Guardian

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