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    elretardo87
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      On the symptoms of love and their characterisation i Hellenistic poetry?

      Theres one about a one eyed man trying it on with a sea nymph by offering her cheese and milk. Another about a guy talking to a lamp telling it to go out so his missus and her new lover will be in the dark and one about a midget in a nappy shooting arrows in a famers face.

      Anyone got any ideas ? 😉

      #1125614
      tarifa
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        sapho? (lesbos)

        can’t remember much but think she was a poet/ess

        #1146548
        tarifa
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          sapho? (lesbos)

          can’t remember much but think she was a poet/ess

          #1125610
          elretardo87
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            tarifa wrote:
            sapho? (lesbos)

            can’t remember much but think she was a poet/ess

            I wrote the whole essay based on her and some dirty bastard called Archilochus then realised that they wer ein fact from 300 years before the Hellnistic period hence it bein even more late.

            #1146544
            elretardo87
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              tarifa wrote:
              sapho? (lesbos)

              can’t remember much but think she was a poet/ess

              I wrote the whole essay based on her and some dirty bastard called Archilochus then realised that they wer ein fact from 300 years before the Hellnistic period hence it bein even more late.

              #1125615
              tarifa
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                sorry honey was a memory of a dim and distant A level past (nearly 20 year ago!) :hopeless:

                (hehhe but the rgreks an romans were a bunch of dirty/healthy buggers, ya gotta admire em for that 😉 )

                #1146549
                tarifa
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                  sorry honey was a memory of a dim and distant A level past (nearly 20 year ago!) :hopeless:

                  (hehhe but the rgreks an romans were a bunch of dirty/healthy buggers, ya gotta admire em for that 😉 )

                  #1125611
                  elretardo87
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                    I’m only joking I can do it its just pretty fucking boring.

                    Sucks all the fun out of it a bit. I mean do you think in 800 years time they will be analysing the stories in porn mags for literary techniques?

                    #1146545
                    elretardo87
                    Participant

                      I’m only joking I can do it its just pretty fucking boring.

                      Sucks all the fun out of it a bit. I mean do you think in 800 years time they will be analysing the stories in porn mags for literary techniques?

                      #1125616
                      One.badgerinpink
                      Participant

                        perhaps they will…oh they are gonna how so much more fun than we did!!!!

                        #1146550
                        One.badgerinpink
                        Participant

                          perhaps they will…oh they are gonna how so much more fun than we did!!!!

                          #1125612
                          elretardo87
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                            One.badgerinpink wrote:
                            perhaps they will…oh they are gonna how so much more fun than we did!!!!

                            I duno theres some pretty funny and graphic classical poetry out there this one by Catullus is slightly more graphic when you read the original latin buut this translation gets the idea.

                            I’ll fuck you up your ass and down your throat,
                            you cock-sucker Aurelius and fudge-packed Furius!
                            Just because my verses are tender doesn’t mean
                            that I’ve gone all soft. Sure, a poet should focus
                            on writing poetry and not on sex; but does that
                            mean they can’t write about sex? If a poem is
                            in good taste, well-written and sexy,
                            it can tingle and stiffen even hairy old men,
                            not just horny teenagers. You think I’m a wuss
                            because I write about thousands of kisses?
                            I’ll fuck you up your ass and down your throat!

                            Also this one by Archilochus could be a load funnier if it wasn’t so fragmented its from about 600Bc.

                            Their nurse brought them along, with scented hair
                            and bosoms, such that even an old man
                            would have desired them. Oh Glaucus, . . .
                            Up and down she bounced
                            like a kingfisher flapping on a jutting rock.
                            Like a Thracian or Phrygian drinking beer through
                            a tube
                            she sucked, stooped down, engaged too from
                            behind.
                            And his dong
                            . . . flooded over like a Prienian
                            stall-fed donkey’s. . .
                            I wish I had a sure chance of fingering
                            Neoboule –
                            the workman falling to his flask – and pressing
                            tum to tummy
                            and thigh to thighs. . .
                            as sure as I know how to start the lovely round
                            of singing
                            lord Dionysus’ dithyramb when the wine has
                            blitzed my brains in.
                            Tr. West 1994.

                            #1146546
                            elretardo87
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                              One.badgerinpink wrote:
                              perhaps they will…oh they are gonna how so much more fun than we did!!!!

                              I duno theres some pretty funny and graphic classical poetry out there this one by Catullus is slightly more graphic when you read the original latin buut this translation gets the idea.

                              I’ll fuck you up your ass and down your throat,
                              you cock-sucker Aurelius and fudge-packed Furius!
                              Just because my verses are tender doesn’t mean
                              that I’ve gone all soft. Sure, a poet should focus
                              on writing poetry and not on sex; but does that
                              mean they can’t write about sex? If a poem is
                              in good taste, well-written and sexy,
                              it can tingle and stiffen even hairy old men,
                              not just horny teenagers. You think I’m a wuss
                              because I write about thousands of kisses?
                              I’ll fuck you up your ass and down your throat!

                              Also this one by Archilochus could be a load funnier if it wasn’t so fragmented its from about 600Bc.

                              Their nurse brought them along, with scented hair
                              and bosoms, such that even an old man
                              would have desired them. Oh Glaucus, . . .
                              Up and down she bounced
                              like a kingfisher flapping on a jutting rock.
                              Like a Thracian or Phrygian drinking beer through
                              a tube
                              she sucked, stooped down, engaged too from
                              behind.
                              And his dong
                              . . . flooded over like a Prienian
                              stall-fed donkey’s. . .
                              I wish I had a sure chance of fingering
                              Neoboule –
                              the workman falling to his flask – and pressing
                              tum to tummy
                              and thigh to thighs. . .
                              as sure as I know how to start the lovely round
                              of singing
                              lord Dionysus’ dithyramb when the wine has
                              blitzed my brains in.
                              Tr. West 1994.

                              #1125613
                              Raj
                              Participant

                                priapic envy ?

                                mad logic caused by the infatuation [nmakes no sense to anyone else after all]?

                                loss of foundation in reality…

                                erm vaguely remeber 2- 4 months ago listening to a radio 4 show all about this – maybe try and see if they have it archived?

                                #1146547
                                Raj
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                                  priapic envy ?

                                  mad logic caused by the infatuation [nmakes no sense to anyone else after all]?

                                  loss of foundation in reality…

                                  erm vaguely remeber 2- 4 months ago listening to a radio 4 show all about this – maybe try and see if they have it archived?

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