Famous & random quotes

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May 21, 2011 at 11:06 pm #1237012
cozmic
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”never trust a fart” the bucket list (2007)
May 21, 2011 at 11:11 pm #1236779
sinner69
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@Kung Fu Fader 431234 wrote:

Please, tell me about the fucking Golf Shoes!!!!!!

A bar in a las vegas hotel, slippery when wet
June 3, 2011 at 11:42 pm #1237013
cozmic
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“If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time, I’m coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice.”
June 3, 2011 at 11:45 pm #1237014
cozmic
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epic brilliance; YouTube – ‪We Want That Donut Money‬‏
July 11, 2011 at 9:22 pm #1237015
cozmic
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”I don’t care what you call it, put a choke-hold on the motherfucker and call it Blue Dog Shit” American gangster.
July 11, 2011 at 9:30 pm #1236920
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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‘screw you guys……i’m going home’
July 15, 2011 at 8:10 am #1236842
p0ly
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‘Do fish swim?’

‘NN-Gazatryptamine’

How it came about:

Do you want a line of k Gary?

Do fish swim? (In a very serious tone)
July 15, 2011 at 8:18 am #1236921
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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well, its not a quote or saying but i deemed it worthy. And this is my thread.

BAGSHOT:
bagshot is a crippling condition that will affect 99% of men in there life, bagshot occurs when a bird is riding you like theres no tomorrow, and, your balls take a beating in the prosess….thus rendering your bag shot…hence bagshot. It also occurs from handjobs.

I learned this from my good friend Zelly. I now will stay vigilant towards this crippling condition
July 15, 2011 at 8:27 am #1236843
p0ly
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‘Bulletball is gender neutral, age neutral, and fun for the whole family!’ ‘i have bulletball’ ‘mah point’

‪Bulletball‬‏ – YouTube

watch the video, you’ll laugh your fucking ass off!
July 15, 2011 at 8:35 am #1236922
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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fucking bulletball :laugh_at:
July 15, 2011 at 8:40 am #1236844
p0ly
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‪Bulletball‬‏ – YouTube

what a plonker…………

‪Theme of Bulletball‬‏ – YouTube

they even came up with a shitty bulletball theme tune rap…

that guy is like the most epic fail ever!

i do actually have a bulletball thread.
July 15, 2011 at 5:18 pm #1237016
cozmic
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‘From the Weird to the Insane!’
July 16, 2011 at 10:55 am #1236923
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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muchlingabuba
September 22, 2011 at 1:15 am #1236780
sinner69
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[h=1]Daphne Guinness: ‘I’ll Eat When I’m Dead'[/h]
October 16, 2011 at 9:15 am #1236781
sinner69
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Steve Job;

“Bill Gates‘d be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger.” – The New York Times, Creating Jobs, 1997

(on a notice it should be clear that apple at that time was near to bankruptcy…times changes, today it is apple that is the big bad fiddler of the main control….lets hope that some people in high places remember how the discussions went at that time, how important it was with open standards etc. or we ending up with a net tied up in corporate values all over and bye bye free speech…)
October 23, 2011 at 6:25 am #1236782
sinner69
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“Once freedom lights its beacon in man’s heart, the gods are powerless against him.”
― Jean-Paul Sartre
November 2, 2011 at 11:39 pm #1236783
sinner69
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Marijuana; Proud sponsor of the snack industry!

(printed on the coffee cup of a good friend of mine)
November 3, 2011 at 12:38 am #1236882
georgeliverpool94
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life passes most people by while there making grand plans for it
November 3, 2011 at 2:53 am #1236989
Fizzbombheid
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Music is the chapters in the book of life.

-Fizzbombheid

might not be famous but i came out with that last week when spangled. and it fuckin should be. raaa
November 4, 2011 at 2:07 am #1236856
wickle
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“Milk is a gateway drug to bourbon” Steve Cohen.
November 17, 2011 at 1:15 pm #1237017
cozmic
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“Porsche. It’s a little too small to get laid IN, but you get laid the minute you get out!”
December 26, 2011 at 12:08 am #1236845
p0ly
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Skinbad wrote:
When i am at a festival i deliberatly pisss and shit all over the seat and floor just to see the look on the next person’s face when they go to use it, giving a cheeky comment like ‘careful mate, it’s a bit like a scene from a horror movie in there’.
January 12, 2012 at 9:44 am #1236857
wickle
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When I tell you… to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB!
January 12, 2012 at 6:38 pm #1236846
p0ly
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If it isn’t amazing being you I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but myself ain’t one!

me in december.
January 14, 2012 at 4:14 pm #1236924
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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no….no…bloody no.
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