Famous & random quotes

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August 30, 2012 at 9:39 pm #1237061
MC G-Tek
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No drama mate, doesn’t really make much difference, still a funny quote regardless.
September 9, 2012 at 8:45 am #1236980
dubstep_joe
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@thelog 485296 wrote:

😉

HAHA I said this to my dad as my friend was leaving out the house. He gave me the weirdest stare ever! xD
September 9, 2012 at 8:56 am #1237046
Izbeckistan
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@NN~Gazatryptamine 426551 wrote:

‘Active Evil is better than Passive Good.’
-William Blake

‘Can I see another’s woe, and not be in sorrow too? Can I see another’s grief, and not seek for kind relief?’
-William Blake

‘Every harlot was a virgin once.’
-William Blake

‘Excessive sorrow laughs. Excessive joy weeps.’
-William Blake

I’m a bit of a blake fan

We named our daughter after him, her middle name is blake.
September 9, 2012 at 5:41 pm #1236854
p0ly
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drink your pizza
September 9, 2012 at 5:55 pm #1237086
The Psyentist
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Im too drunk to taste this chicken!
September 9, 2012 at 7:18 pm #1237062
MC G-Tek
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Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast!

‘Ace’ Rimmer
September 10, 2012 at 11:38 am #1237047
Izbeckistan
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The quote on charles bukowskis gravestone ‘don’t try’
September 17, 2012 at 11:14 pm #1237087
The Psyentist
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Dont forget to bring a towel!
September 18, 2012 at 10:47 am #1237064
MC G-Tek
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@Elektrik Muffin 495929 wrote:

Dont forget to bring a towel!

U wanna get high?
September 18, 2012 at 11:33 am #1237088
The Psyentist
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@MC G-Tek 495995 wrote:

U wanna get high?

Always lol. You’ve seen my downstairs mix up, ever drunk baileys out of a boot?
September 18, 2012 at 11:37 am #1236958
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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You wanna go to a club where men pee on each other?
September 18, 2012 at 12:03 pm #1236769
General Lighting
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“I don’t sell rats, I never sell rats, I don’t sell rats.”

(African dude who has just sold two rats (for eating!) to a undercover BBC reporter, also African but he looks so much like the phonejacker dude :laugh_at: )

BBC News – Cane rat meat ‘sold to public’ in Ridley Road Market
September 18, 2012 at 1:14 pm #1237041
Chrispydelic
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@NN~Gazatryptamine 496007 wrote:

You wanna go to a club where men pee on each other?

I’m Old Greeeeeeeeeg!
September 18, 2012 at 1:15 pm #1237042
Chrispydelic
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This is my BOOMSTICK!

Also

Where are you you spongy delicious yellow bastards?
September 18, 2012 at 1:23 pm #1236959
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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Imma wear you like a glove!!!
September 18, 2012 at 3:47 pm #1237089
The Psyentist
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Anybody want their dick sucked by a towel?
September 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm #1237090
The Psyentist
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Cheese is a kind of meat,
A tasty yellow beef,
I milk it from my teat,
But I try to be discreet.
Oooh cheese
September 18, 2012 at 7:17 pm #1237065
MC G-Tek
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@Elektrik Muffin 496041 wrote:

Anybody want their dick sucked by a towel?

Sounds interesting, at least you’d have something to clean up ya dick with afterwards I suppose!
September 18, 2012 at 9:39 pm #1237091
The Psyentist
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@MC G-Tek 496094 wrote:

Sounds interesting, at least you’d have something to clean up ya dick with afterwards I suppose!

Lol. Its another towlie quote. He starts shootin up in 1 episode and thats how he’s payin for the habit
September 18, 2012 at 9:42 pm #1237048
Izbeckistan
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A fish finger as big as a garage.
September 18, 2012 at 10:12 pm #1236960
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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I’m the hitcher, let me put you in the picture……
September 19, 2012 at 10:34 am #1237066
MC G-Tek
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@Elektrik Muffin 496110 wrote:

Lol. Its another towlie quote. He starts shootin up in 1 episode and thats how he’s payin for the habit

Thought as much mate, gotta love towelie man, one of my favourite characters in any show.
September 19, 2012 at 3:14 pm #1237092
The Psyentist
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@MC G-Tek 496157 wrote:

Thought as much mate, gotta love towelie man, one of my favourite characters in any show.

Too right towlie is a LEGEND! Lol
September 19, 2012 at 3:17 pm #1237093
The Psyentist
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Soup soup, a tasty soup soup,
A spicey carrot and corriander.
CHILLIE CHOUDER.
Crouton crouton, crunchy friends in a liquid broth….
September 19, 2012 at 3:26 pm #1237049
Izbeckistan
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Bouncy Bouncy
Oh such a good time
Bouncy Bouncy
Shoes all in a line
Bouncy Bouncy
Everybody
summersault,
summersault
Summertime
Everybody sing along
Bouncy Bouncy
oh such a good time
Bouncy Bouncy
White socks slipping down
Bouncy Bouncy
Styletos are a no no
Bouncy Bouncy oh
Bouncy Bouncy oh
Everytime i bounce i feel i could touch the skyee
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