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[pyross.]

@The Psyentist 542845 wrote:

LOL, well if you watched enough QI repeats on Dave like me then you’d be more clued up.

I don’t own a TV. 🙁

[The Psyentist]

@pyɔross. 542847 wrote:

I don’t own a TV. 🙁

Neither do I, legally. Me can the girlfriend concluded we could live without it so thought we’d save money by not having a license. When we emailed the agency enquiring do we need a license when we have a TV but only intend to use it in conjunction with a games console some vague and clearly foreign staff member responded with ‘thank you for telling us you no longer possess a television….’ we quickly got bored and started enjoying our free TV programming lol. We have kept record of the emails though for when we get caught out so we can turn round and say it was their administrative error, which it is.

[MC G-Tek]

@The Psyentist 542840 wrote:

I don’t believe Stephen Fry would lie so if I rember correctly margarine was actually outlawed some years ago. Everything on the UK market is butter nowadays.

Not everything mate, I think the Utterly Butterlys and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butters of this world are classed as ‘spreads’.

[MC G-Tek]

@pyɔross. 542847 wrote:

I don’t own a TV. 🙁

Hire one. There’s always adverts in phone boxes down this way for that sort of thing. Admittedly it’s a little pricy – £150 an hour for a 19 year old TV it says, but I guess you must get a lot of channels for that…

[The Psyentist]

@MC G-Tek 542982 wrote:

Not everything mate, I think the Utterly Butterlys and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butters of this world are classed as ‘spreads’.

Will that case they can go in the same category as pastes. They’re nothing like butter.

[Izbeckistan]

Fuck of rain you shit cunt.

[Izbeckistan]

Also I really like Gorgonzola cheese.

[Deez]

I just watched someone get their throat slit before being beheaded.

That is all.

[Deez]

I’m not exactly fainthearted but I feel a bit umm.. weird after watching that like 3 times

[MC G-Tek]

@DeezNuts 543242 wrote:

I just watched someone get their throat slit before being beheaded.

That is all.

That’s Berkshire on a Friday evening for ya mate!

[The Psyentist]

@DeezNuts 543242 wrote:

I just watched someone get their throat slit before being beheaded.

That is all.

Why would you watch it three times if it makes you feel queasy lol

[The Psyentist]

@DeezNuts 543242 wrote:

I just watched someone get their throat slit before being beheaded.

That is all.

Also my mate used to have a fucked up DVD of various acts of torture and executions. Was something he would put on to see how long you could endure it. Most people would last 10minutes max before having had enough. I completed the entire hour long feature without any ill effect; apart from it may have turned me into a psychopath.

I would give more detail but I imagine I’d upset quite a few so will just keep it to myself.

[Deez]

@The Psyentist 543247 wrote:

Why would you watch it three times if it makes you feel queasy lol

Nah I don’t feel queasy its just pretty weird watching someone get executed.. I found it intriguing almost

[The Psyentist]

@DeezNuts 543249 wrote:

Nah I don’t feel queasy its just pretty weird watching someone get executed..

Yeah is a bit surreal, can’t say I found it in any way upsetting or distressing though. I imagine I’d change my mind if it were happening in front of me though.

[MC G-Tek]

@The Psyentist 543248 wrote:

Also my mate used to have a fucked up DVD of various acts of torture and executions. Was something he would put on to see how long you could endure it. Most people would last 10minutes max before having had enough. I completed the entire hour long feature without any ill effect; apart from it may have turned me into a psychopath.

I would give more detail but I imagine I’d upset quite a few so will just keep it to myself.

I think I’ve seen that mate, certainly seen one of those types of vids in the past. Disturbingly, I was quite unmoved by it too…

[Mezz]

I think because fictional TV & film looks so realistic with special effects, even if I saw a real torture/murder/execution on vid I would assume it was fake

Guess you dont really know how you would react unless you seen it live & in person, I would hope it would sicken and disgust me as anything other reactions to it would make me something I wouldnt want to be, but one of those things where you’ll never know until tested, and no ones wants to be tested

Just like we all like & want to believe we would take a beating/injury or risk our lives to save a child, be the hero, you dont want to be put in that situation to find out, but until/unless you are you will never truly know if your bottle would hold, or if the self preservation instinct would stop you

[The Psyentist]

@MC G-Tek 543252 wrote:

I think I’ve seen that mate, certainly seen one of those types of vids in the past. Disturbingly, I was quite unmoved by it too…

Did it include a guy having all his limbs cut off via machete in the middle of a market place with nobody in the vicinity batting an eyelid or intervening at all? That was the one that seemed really odd to me. The rest were military operations or done out of view of others but that one looked like a civilian or gang member act in a crowded public area.

Yep, I felt out of touch for being near unresponsive (Noel Edmonds offends me more) while people around me were vocally cringing or even removing themselves to be sick

[The Psyentist]

My plant smells absolute pengage. Time to harvest the wee blighter soon me thinks.

[MC G-Tek]

@The Psyentist 543257 wrote:

Did it include a guy having all his limbs cut off via machete in the middle of a market place with nobody in the vicinity batting an eyelid or intervening at all? That was the one that seemed really odd to me. The rest were military operations or done out of view of others but that one looked like a civilian or gang member act in a crowded public area.

Yep, I felt out of touch for being near unresponsive (Noel Edmonds offend me more) while people around me were vocally cringing or even removing themselves to be sick

I think so mate, been a while since I saw it though, there were some pretty brutal ones and the last one was some guy getting shot in the face with an AK-47 at pointblank range – made his face look like a melting waxwork man, mad shit!

[Deez]

@The Psyentist 543259 wrote:

My plant smells absolute pengage. Time to harvest the wee blighter soon me thinks.

What even is it man? Did you just get a random seed put it in a pot and leave it lol?

[The Psyentist]

@MC G-Tek 543262 wrote:

I think so mate, been a while since I saw it though, there were some pretty brutal ones and the last one was some guy getting shot in the face with an AK-47 at pointblank range – made his face look like a melting waxwork man, mad shit!

Yeah I remember that rather vividly and it was about 5years ago when I saw it. Certainly sounds like we watched the same one.

Isn’t this a lovely topic of conversation.

[The Psyentist]

@DeezNuts 543265 wrote:

What even is it man? Did you just get a random seed put it in a pot and leave it lol?

Yeah random seed from random bud (can’t even remember what the bud was like as it was a good few years ago) so no idea of the particular strain but given the shape of the leaves I’m pretty certain it be a Sativa plant

[Deez]

@The Psyentist 543269 wrote:

Yeah random seed from random bud (can’t even remember what the bud was like as it was a good few years ago) so no idea of the particular strain but given the shape of the leaves I’m pretty certain it be a Sativa plant

I got 2 bagseed as well.. debating planting ’em just for a bash, may as well.

[Mezz]

@The Psyentist 543259 wrote:

My plant smells absolute pengage. Time to harvest the wee blighter soon me thinks.

Your going to need an independent and objective experienced user to test and write an unbias review of your creation………. I volunteer lol

[MC G-Tek]

@The Psyentist 543268 wrote:

Yeah I remember that rather vividly and it was about 5years ago when I saw it. Certainly sounds like we watched the same one.

Isn’t this a lovely topic of conversation.

Ha ha, charming mate, I’m sure people are gonna be absolutely delighted to be reading these posts!

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