Cleaned out mine recently when moved bedroom around so at mo is pretty tidy:

• Box full of CD’s
• 2 suitcases – one full of old paperwork
• Box of sex toys
• 16″ long moulded rubber baton wrapped in stainless steel (forms part of an alloy wheel stand – stole it from work when worked at Charlie Browns as a teenager and kept it close to my bed ever since – come in handy once or twice!)
• Lots of rose petals (ended up down there last night after being all romantic and covering bed in them last night for our lass)