he’ll spend the rest of his life goofing around, skate-boarding, playing games on his playstation/nintendo wee/whatever, watching jackass, hanging with his mates . . .
an he never has to worry about girls, love, having to ring her back the next day,broken hearts or getting someone pregnant
oh AND he gets fed, has a cosy place to sleep, never has to work once in his life or pay council tax
brave new world 😉