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    Tank Girl;306159 wrote:
    now touch your manly bits :laugh_at:


    I know someone who took a girl back home from a night out, stopping to get a kebab on the way home (with extra chillies) and neglected to wash his hands before commencing the, ahem, action.

    She woke the whole house up frantically legging it to the bathroom and trying to get the shower on.