“i’m gonna piss like a powerful ‘orse, comin outta me like a yellow cable”

“i’m cockney geezer have a cup of tea (some random singing)”

“kill ya? i’m not gonna kill ya, i just need a slash you onion!”

“slap bass? what the bleedin ‘ell dya think this thumb is for then?”

i watch far too much mighty boosh 😉