pished in my mates fridge whilst his ma was cooking chips. i didnae even see her as she deep fried away lol
“WTF are ye doing!!! that’s the fuckin fridge ya dirty wee bastard!!”
i’m apoligising profusely and full of shame and she hits me with…”them sausages were for fuckin TEA!!
what a redder!i must say though, i laughed like fuck and was quite rightly thrown out.
long time ago mind