Re: Rant Thread!

[General Lighting]

@Holeydel 478864 wrote:

Plastic chopsticks fucking do my head in they do. Wooden ones I can use – they grip the noodles like a mother gripping her child as they cross the road. But plastic ones? Coating the fuckers in vaseline couldn’t make them anymore slippy. I made a right pigs ear of my noodle dish earlier, by the time I’d finished eating it my table was a mess – looked like I places my face in a bowl of soup an sneezed. All this in front of a chick and all, who took me for food but didn’t eat herself. What the fuck!

I’m of part Chinese ancestry and have never been able to use the bloody things. My extended family in Malaysia call me “the Strange Englishman” for this reason.