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    If I could be anything in the world that flew
    I would be a bat and come swooping after you
    And if the last time you were here things were a bit askew
    Well you know what happens after dark
    When rattlesnakes lose their skins and their hearts
    And all the missionaries lose their bark
    Oh, all the trees are calling after you
    And all the venom snipers after you
    Are all the mountains bolder after you?
    If I could be anyone of the things in this world that bite
    Instead of an ocelot on a leash, I’d rather be a kite
    And be tied to the end of your string
    And flying in the air, babe, at night
    Cause ou know what they say about honey bears
    When you shave off all their baby hair
    You have a hairy minded pink bare bear
    And all the balls are rolling out for you
    And stones are all erupting out for you
    And all the cheap bloodsuckers are flying after you
    Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff were grooving on the street
    And just like in a movie, her hands became her feet
    Her belly button was her mouth
    Wich meant she tasted what she’d speak
    But the funny thing is what happened to her nose
    It grew until it reached all of her toes
    Now when people say her feet they mean her nose
    And curtains laced with diamonds dear for you
    And all the Roman Noblemen for you
    And kingdom’s Christian Soldiers dear for you
    And melting ice cap mountain tops for you
    And knights in flamming silver robes for you
    And bats that with a kiss turn prince for you