this cracks me up:

how much stuff have they brought to a rave? the whole kandi-kid phenomenon seems to specifically a stateside thing, it looks mad, i’d love to go to one of those raves, just to check it out. i cant think of an event that you could bring all that crap to in uk, i think you have a more optimistic scene than we do, we’re all a bit jaded i recon. yje closest thing is psytrance.