my nan was a right old cow, she would say things such as –

‘you’ve not got much breasts’ when meeting my brothers girlfriend for the first time,

‘your not marrying him are you?’ when meeting my mate who’s Arminian, as apparently ‘all those bloody Iraqies are the same’ despite again telling her he’s Arminian.

And said to my aunt (her birth daughter) ‘you were one of a twin and the good one died and I was left with you’

just a few of the memorable ones…

bitch