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MC G-Tek

    @IAMSPARTACUS 553891 wrote:

    Thanks man. It is an honor to meet you in person Quagmire. I have seen you on family guy and I am a fan. I don’t know what Louis sees in Peter.You are the better man. Peace and unity. Thanks for the welcome.

    Cool man, giggity! 🙂

    By the way, I feel I should make this clear, as much as I desire Lois above almost any other woman in the world and as much as Peter probably doesn’t deserve her, he’s one of my best friends and that means that my love for Lois must remain unrequited. 🙁

    I may be a sexual deviant with all the self-restraint of a fat bloke at an all-you-can-eat buffet, but I’d never do that to a friend! Don’t get me wrong, if Lois belonged to Brian, I’d do everything I could to bang the living shit out of her as often as I possibly could – there’s not enough roofie coladas in the world to black out what I’d do to her then, but that’s because Brian’s a douche and he thinks he’s so fucking cool and liberal. Anyway, the point I’m making is that Lois will always be off limits to me, and as much as that saddens me, it means I can go through more women than a doctor’s surgery on a cervical screening campaign! All-riiiight, giggity giggity goo!