@Mezz 518133 wrote:

Except most people who get caught short are after the pubs or clubs kick out, full of drink walking home or trying to get a taxi

If ya get caught by the police whipping it out in front of girls will get you done for exposing yourself, and even taking a piss in a quiet corner will get you a £80 fine…………. thats a very expensive piss

Yeah it’s hard when you have a MASSIVE cock like me :/

Though i was well drunk rushing to get to o2 arena to see a band and i was fucked on other shit too and decided to piss in a cone in a train shelter, a black guy saw me and was like… WHAT YOU DOING? I said very sincerely (i was on diazepam so i can blag well) i’m really sorry man I have serious bladder problems i couldn’t hold it in and looked really sad and embarrassed even though i thought it was jokes. He didn’t mind. He just gave me a tiny bit of paper i wiped it and threw it in the bin not even cleaned it properly lol