@Pat McDonald 546091 wrote:

Fake Indians smack you in the face? Or just their rugs?

Those are the very things that make them the best. Completely useless as doors, but great for stopping tailgaters riding your arse.

I do have a story about being hit in the face by an Indian rug…………. biggest problem with hippy chicks is they go natural : P

But it could have been worst………….. she could have braided it with beads !!!