Sex Toys for Dogs - Mobile Devices Version

Horny Angel

30-10-2009, 05:14 PM

Okay this is probably going to be a bit whacky but if you can't think of what to buy your dog for christmas then here's the solution. :laugh_at:

Nothing surprises me anymore it would seem. :you_crazy

http://i35.tinypic.com/vcuopf.jpg

Bella666

30-10-2009, 06:22 PM

Haha thats just great.

I watched a program on tv the other month, people actually pay for silicone implants to replace their dogs testicles when they get them neutered!!! Shocking really.. totally waste of money. But hey it takes all sorts

xxx

joshd96320

31-10-2009, 01:24 AM

holy shit

you might think its a funky piece of furniture until a friends dog wanders in!

Dr Bunsen

31-10-2009, 02:13 AM

This website used to crack me up more many years ago when I took it as a joke but the fact it's still around is quite scary to say the least... eeeww!

http://www.realhamster.com/pix/LProne.jpg

http://www.realhamster.com/pix/LCloseup.jpg

http://www.realhamster.com/pix/LShredder.jpg

Realistic, life*sized and beautiful. Elastic flesh, luxurious fur, a cybernetic infrastructure and sexy features like no other buggering hamster in the world. If you've had wet dreams over a hamster like this, you'll know exactly what we're on about. Most buggering hamsters are made of cheap bits of sackcloth. They look pathetic and laughable – not buggerable. Don't expect to see any of those goofy sandbags on this site. RealHamster is the REAL DEAL.

If you hired an engineering company to craft a custom buggering hamster for you, with all the features and whizzy bits of a RealHamster, you would most likely have to pay $20,000 or more. Even then it would probably turn out to be a retrofitted RealSheep. If anyone caught you buggering a hamster with cloven hooves, you'd be giggled at for the rest of your life. Don't risk the embarrassment — go for the REAL THING.

So, how do we do it? In four words: CHEAP NEW ZEALAND LABOUR!Real Hamster (http://www.realhamster.com/)

DaftFader

31-10-2009, 09:12 AM

u love it :p

1984

31-10-2009, 11:20 AM

*vomits*

DaftFader

31-10-2009, 08:22 PM

do they squeak when you thrust? :laugh_at:

Dr Bunsen

31-10-2009, 10:12 PM

do they squeak when you thrust? :laugh_at:

LOL!

GiantMidget

31-10-2009, 10:16 PM

well for the low low price of $4000 dollars you can find out Daft!

Man that website is funny as fuck, I wanna know if anyone has actually tried buying one!!!!

DaftFader

31-10-2009, 10:27 PM

well for the low low price of $4000 dollars you can find out Daft!

Man that website is funny as fuck, I wanna know if anyone has actually tried buying one!!!!
HOW MUCH :hopeless: imagin how many real hampsters you could buy with that much :wink:

Body 2:
6.55", 9.8" waist, go-anywhere, action-hamster type.:laugh_at:

u can choose what claws they have and even what colour it's mamory glands are (what ever the f they are .... nipples i think) :you_crazy:laugh_at: