Concerns

[Thomas Briollet]

Last night in bed I secretly tried to anal my girlfriend while she was sleeping. The next morning we discovered that this act of mine had resulted in multiple bleedings from her rear-end, and mine also. Needless to say, I'm highly concerned! What actions do I take from here?

Kindest regards,
Thomas Briollet.

[DaftFader]

firsty don't be so sneeky .. very selfish of you tbh .... secondly goto docs ... you'll be lucky to have a gf that wouldn't fuck you right off for doing something like that shit .. it's technicaly rape ... even if she is your gf ... i am assuming she didn't want anul hence why you tryed to fuck her in her sleep up her arse ... imagin if that happened to you? ... not nice ... firstly you need to have a word with your self .. secondly goto docs to make sure you not damaged her then shag a food prosesser!

[madscientist]

Surely taking the piss. I mean, I might not have been Shure in some of my actions previously but this is troll material.

Kindest Regards,

Your Lawyer

[p0ly]

well you've probaly loosened her ass up a fair bit so you wait til shes sleeping again and do it good and proper. should fit better this time

[Tank Girl]

Last night in bed I secretly tried to anal my girlfriend while she was sleeping.
If this is true and not spam



all there is to say is you are a cunt

[p0ly]

all there is to say is you are a cunt

maybe ASS was a more fitting description

[Tank Girl]

maybe ASS was a more fitting description
no.

[Iacchus]

lol thats the funniest troll sex post we've had yet

[joshd96320]

location: anal

:laugh_at:

[uglyprettytrash]

If this is true and not spam



all there is to say is you are a cunt

+1.

Also "anal" isn't a verb you idiot.