My New Church

[Tank Girl]

Welcome! | Church of the Banana (http://www.churchofthebanana.com/)


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Welcome to the Church of the Banana!
Our Religion is a simple one... we celebrate all of the Holidays of every other Religion.
After all, in this busy world, can't we all use more holidays?
We wish you a Happy Bananamus!
Why bananas, you ask? The simple answer is, we like bananas.
So much so, that we've dedicated this site to them... you could say we even worship them.
But that'd be a little crazy. So, just leave it at: We like bananas.
Care to peel away some preconceptions and see what we're about?

[p0ly]

wow i commented on your profile before i saw this thread =D weirdddd

[PhilKmorgan]

Top Banana Tank Girl !!

[p0ly]

i'm already a pastafarian though =S

[p0ly]

http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/spirituality-morality-religion/32950-church-flying-spaghetti-monster.html

[Tank Girl]

i'm already a pastafarian though =S

http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/spirituality-morality-religion/32950-church-flying-spaghetti-monster.html
bugger off back to your own church then P0ly :laugh_at::laugh_at:


dont want any half hearted effort here

[p0ly]

bugger off back to your own church then P0ly :laugh_at::laugh_at:


dont want any half hearted effort here

BEHEAD THOSE THAT INSULT MY RELIGION!!!:crazy_diz

[p0ly]

i didn't mean it TG, i love you really... and bananas

[joshd96320]

YOU ARE ALL WRONG, SUFFER.

CARDINAL OF DENOCO INC SPEAKS ON BEHALF OF OUR LORD DENKE TO THE SUM OF 14,479,579.

# from the land of plano
# 'ise up o so tamo
# for the lord is coming
# the lord is here
# the lord so joyful
# so nearly near!

#EXTERMINATE DEFIANT POPULACE

E=E*HS-VP.

http://aviewfromacarpark.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/stonehenge_heel_stone.jpg

bow down to our Lord Garry Denke, Our father, Our educator. Oh so near.

EMPLOY FOUR.

[Tank Girl]

YOU ARE ALL WRONG, SUFFER.

CARDINAL OF DENOCO INC SPEAKS ON BEHALF OF OUR LORD DENKE TO THE SUM OF 14,479,579.

# from the land of plano
# 'ise up o so tamo
# for the lord is coming
# the lord is here
# the lord so joyful
# so nearly near!

#EXTERMINATE DEFIANT POPULACE

E=E*HS-VP.

http://aviewfromacarpark.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/stonehenge_heel_stone.jpg

bow down to our Lord Garry Denke, Our father, Our educator. Oh so near.

EMPLOY FOUR.
bollox

[Tank Girl]

:banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::bana na2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2:: banana2::banana2::banana2:



we even have pur own thing -




where fucking P0lys spagetti one????






eh????

[joshd96320]

DENKE BOW DOWN DENKE BOWDOWN

[Tank Girl]

DENKE BOW DOWN DENKE BOWDOWN
raaaraaaraaa


where is our lord Denke?

[p0ly]

IN FSM HEAVEN THERE IS A BEER VOLCANO AND STRIPPER FACTORY. BEAT THAT

[Tank Girl]

IN FSM HEAVEN THERE IS A BEER VOLCANO AND STRIPPER FACTORY. BEAT THAT
really??


I cpuldnt be arsed to read all your churches shit


do they have a cider volcano?? raaa

[p0ly]

no, i've read the FSM gospel and they only speak of Grog (Beer) cos followers become pirates in my religion

[p0ly]

there is an actually book of the flying spaghetti monster btw =D

[Tank Girl]

no, i've read the FSM gospel and they only speak of Grog (Beer) cos followers become pirates in my religion
well....


it can get to fuck as I only do cider

[p0ly]

but Tank Girl... pirates!!! everyone loves pirates

[Tank Girl]

but Tank Girl... pirates!!! everyone loves pirates
I bet their fucking family dont :hopeless:



BBC NEWS | UK | England | Kent | Warships track 'hijacked yacht' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8330406.stm)




but if your insunitaing captain jack well negotiations may happen :laugh_at:


http://www.filmedge.net/potc3/images/0514/JackSparrow.jpg

[p0ly]

we are friendly folk us pirates, we live at sea you see?

ooooh arrrrrr!!

[Tank Girl]

we are friendly folk us pirates, we live at sea you see?

ooooh arrrrrr!!
do you have rum??



can it be made into mojhitos?



if not































get to fuck ye pirate buggers :laugh_at:

[p0ly]

oh yeah we have rum, but i stick to my grog.

tell me more about banana religion, what do i call you?

we are pastafarians (spaghetti monster)

[joshd96320]

raaaraaaraaa


where is our lord Denke?
Our master is in distant lands researching our heritage and spreading the good word. Bow down Denke.

Respeks Fi'yah!

well....


it can get to fuck as I only do cider

the denkenites are at one with your view. we fully supply the " cider massiv' "