How to get rid of a hard on!

[sweetntasty]

There ya go boys! :love:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f96/x_dibsy_x/ugly-woman-450x368.jpg

[Offyahead]

Its worked!

[MisterDuck]

i'd do her tbh

[!sinner69!]

me thinks I stay with my fabric softner....

[sweetntasty]

Its worked! :love:


i'd do her tbh :yakk:



me thinks I stay with my fabric softner.... http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/fragend/confused-smiley-015.gif

[DaftFader]

chop it off

[sweetntasty]

chop it off

Bit drastic ain't it? :crazy_diz

[DJCliffy]

i'd do her tbh

I've had her. She had teeth in her vagina. Was a bit touch and go to begin with but i got the job done in the end.

[sweetntasty]

I've had her. She had teeth in her vagina. Was a bit touch and go to begin with but i got the job done in the end.

Was that you in the film 'teeth' with her................she bit it off din't she?:yakk:

[Southcaver]

had worse.

[Dom_sufc]

This thread has had the opposite effect I'm afraid :(

[sweetntasty]

had worse.

Is there worse than that? :hopeless:


This thread has had the opposite effect I'm afraid :(

I'm seriously worried about you guys!!! :wink:

[Tank Girl]

had worse.
:laugh_at::laugh_at:

[Holeydel]

Fuck man, once you get past looking at the teeth go check out her nose. Michael Jackson lives...

[Tank Girl]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/not-very-photogenic-demotivational-poster.jpg


http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/chin-demotivational-poster.jpg

(http://www.demotivateus.com)

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/ignorance-car-whore-wife-cheating-demotivational-poster.jpg


:wink:

[DaftFader]

:laugh_at::laugh_at:
you may laugh .. but he's talking about you tg :love:

[DaftFader]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/ignorance-car-whore-wife-cheating-demotivational-poster.jpg


:wink:
Dirty bitch :laugh_at:

[Tank Girl]

you may laugh .. but he's talking about you tg :love:
:get_you::get_you::get_you:

[PhilKmorgan]

There ya go boys! :love:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f96/x_dibsy_x/ugly-woman-450x368.jpg

i'd do her tbh

I've had her. She had teeth in her vagina. Was a bit touch and go to begin with but i got the job done in the end.

Of course, another possibility is that this is actually a bloke, ha ha

:bounce_fl:bounce_fl

[Tank Girl]

Was that you in the film 'teeth' with her................she bit it off din't she?:yakk:
minging film - alright if your a militant feminist but ...... :yakk::yakk::yakk:

my friends sister brought it for him - I questioned her motivation :laugh_at:

[DJCliffy]

Of course, another possibility is that this is actually a bloke, ha ha

:bounce_fl:bounce_fl

I thought that at first but upon further examination she is indeed a female.

But she has got webbed feet. Weirded me out at first but i got over it.

[PhilKmorgan]

I thought that at first but upon further examination she is indeed a female.

But she has got webbed feet. Weirded me out at first but i got over it.

Aside from the obvious teeth, I think the main problem is that skin is like leather, really quite strange.

[DJCliffy]

Aside from the obvious teeth, I think the main problem is that skin is like leather, really quite strange.

Year's of using oil of olay that is.

[PhilKmorgan]

Year's of using oil of olay that is.

Maybe she has a promising future career as a tin opener ...

[Tank Girl]

Year's of using oil of olay that is.
hope not I use that.... :hopeless:

[PhilKmorgan]

minging film - alright if your a militant feminist but ...... :yakk::yakk::yakk:

my friends sister brought it for him - I questioned her motivation :laugh_at:

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

[Tank Girl]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
go on.....

[PhilKmorgan]

go on.....

5

1 to change the lightbulb, and 4 to suck my cock (the last punchline bit should be said a little aggressively)

[Tank Girl]

5

1 to change the lightbulb, and 4 to suck my cock (the last punchline bit should be said a little agressively)
Oh dear I cant believe I actually laughed at that!! :wink:

must get Naomi Wolf book out :laugh_at:

[sweetntasty]

When you've all finished with your jokes.:cry:

That is the best portrait photograph I've ever had taken!! :cry: