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PhilKmorgan
29-09-2009, 08:59 AM
A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for an extraction.

"£85 for an extraction sir" was the dentists reply.

"Och huv ye no got anything cheaper", replies the Scotsman getting agitated.

"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir", said the dentist.

"What about if you didn't use any anesthetic?", asked the Scotsman hopefully,

"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for £70", said the dentist.

"Hmmmm, what about if you used one of your dentist trainees and still without anesthetic", said the Scotsman,

"Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful, but I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say £40", said the dentist.

"Och that's still a bit much, how about if you make it a training session and have your student do the extraction and the other students watching and learning", said the Scotsman hopefully.

"Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge you only £5 in that case", said the dentist.

"Wonderful, it's a deal" said the Scotsman..."Can you book my wife in for next Tuesday"

joshd96320
29-09-2009, 03:27 PM
:laugh_at::laugh_at:

cliffy this one is made for you :wink:

Tank Girl
29-09-2009, 04:33 PM
:laugh_at:

olboy
05-10-2009, 08:20 PM
sweet :D

Buzz
05-10-2009, 08:24 PM
haha, but why is he Scottish?

olboy
05-10-2009, 08:46 PM
haha, but why is he Scottish?

They're supposed to be the tightest nation for saving money.

How do you stop a Scotsman from being sick? Put a 50 pence piece between his teeth

Buzz
05-10-2009, 09:03 PM
Id quit while your ahead mate, or the manchester jokes might come out :laugh_at:

olboy
06-10-2009, 10:33 AM
Id quit while your ahead mate, or the manchester jokes might come out :laugh_at:

Whoooops :wink:... just noticed your location, lmao

profuse apologies, as I'm sure you're not an acting stereotypical jock

I am, as I'm half Scottish... and a cheapskate, and drink LOTS of scotch, Mmmm

btw, are there any (funny) manchester jokes??

Buzz
07-10-2009, 03:51 AM
not sure, more insults tbh :laugh_at: Im scottish(half), and im very generous (drugs wise especially :o/ ) and i barely drink at all raaaraaaraaa