Glade's Freshner Advert

[Holeydel]

You know the one, where the little boy runs to his Ma' and says he's going for a poo at Pauls. It's a fucking crap advert (no pun intended there - it's a plain crap advert) But then I thought to myself, what's the advert really advertising: Glade's air freshening products - or Paul?

So I thought I'd drop them a mail and find out...



Glade,

I saw your Glade UK television advert earlier and from what I understand Paul’s bathroom is the place to be if I need to go for a poo. Now I don’t mean to kick up a stink about this but have you looked at the telephone directory lately – there’s millions of Pauls and his potentially pleasant bathroom. I could use a process of elimination by calling each and every Paul and ask him if he is the Paul the little boy is referring to in the advert, but I don’t think I can squeeze my butt cheeks together for much longer. The prairie dog is popping its head over the fence right now and I predict Mr Brown will soon be making its full appearance.

Please email me asap with Paul’s full name and address.

I constipate until your reply

Del

PS If Paul is a personal friend of Glade, you might care to consider warning him in advance I am on my way. Literally.

[mishap]

awesomexD
i hope they reply

[Buzz]

haha, nice :laugh_at: keep up updated raaa

[joshd96320]

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[Tank Girl]

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:




you'd prob like this book I read a while ago:


The Timewaster Letters: Amazon.co.uk: Robin Cooper: Books (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Timewaster-Letters-Robin-Cooper/dp/1843171082/ref=cm_cr-mr-title)

[Holeydel]

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:




you'd prob like this book I read a while ago:


The Timewaster Letters: Amazon.co.uk: Robin Cooper: Books (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Timewaster-Letters-Robin-Cooper/dp/1843171082/ref=cm_cr-mr-title)

Have read that book - good giggle.

So far I've received an automated reply saying my mail is being forwarded to the correct department.

Maybe it's been forwarded to Paul?

[Buzz]

We can hope mate, we can hope. raaa

[deliriyummy]

good effort!! :D that timewasters book is funny i might have to pull that off the shelf sometime soon..... might put it in the bog for a bit of..... distracting reading

[Holeydel]

Look at this guys - Glade have only gone and replied to me :D

I give them top marks for a humorous response... so I'll leave them alone from now on...



SC Johnson‏
From: ask.uk@scj.com

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Sent: 26 October 2009 16:10:17
To: holeydel@hotmail.com
Dear Mr. Duggan,
Thank you for your interesting email regarding our advert for Glade Touch´n´Fresh.

We hope this response is timely. The advertisement of "Paul´s House" is in fact fictional and therefore although I am sure that most Pauls´ in the phonebook have pleasant bathrooms we wouldn´t recommend contacting them.

We hope we were able to help.

Thank you for taking the time to contact us.

Yours Sincerely,

Vanessa Lourenço
Customer Service Advisor

SC Johnson

[Holeydel]

Look at this guys - Glade have only gone and replied to me :D

I give them top marks for a humorous response... so I'll leave them alone from now on...



SC Johnson‏
From: ask.uk@scj.com

You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk

Sent: 26 October 2009 16:10:17
To: holeydel@hotmail.com
Dear Mr. Duggan,
Thank you for your interesting email regarding our advert for Glade Touch´n´Fresh.

We hope this response is timely. The advertisement of "Paul´s House" is in fact fictional and therefore although I am sure that most Pauls´ in the phonebook have pleasant bathrooms we wouldn´t recommend contacting them.

We hope we were able to help.

Thank you for taking the time to contact us.

Yours Sincerely,

Vanessa Lourenço
Customer Service Advisor

SC Johnson

[joshd96320]

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[p0ly]

that was amazing, glad i read that thread!!

NICE ONE DEL, LOVE U!!

GET ON THE WEAKEST LINK, YOU MUST

[Holeydel]

GET ON THE WEAKEST LINK, YOU MUST

I received a letter ages ago congratulating me on making the shortlist, though from there they say it can take months to get a call. I haven't got months - I'm leaving the country in 10 days for Kangarooland.

But fear not Poly... for I had a light bulb moment and will take the letter with me to Oz and apply for The Weakest Link over there. Obviously I'll bomb out on the first round with an Australian general knowledge question but fuck it, if I was there for the cash I'd hold up the audience with a toy gun.

[Tank Girl]

I received a letter ages ago congratulating me on making the shortlist, though from there they say it can take months to get a call. I haven't got months - I'm leaving the country in 10 days for Kangarooland.

But fear not Poly... for I had a light bulb moment and will take the letter with me to Oz and apply for The Weakest Link over there. Obviously I'll bomb out on the first round with an Australian general knowledge question but fuck it, if I was there for the cash I'd hold up the audience with a toy gun.
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good luck love - for once I'd certainly watch :wink:

[p0ly]

I received a letter ages ago congratulating me on making the shortlist, though from there they say it can take months to get a call. I haven't got months - I'm leaving the country in 10 days for Kangarooland.

But fear not Poly... for I had a light bulb moment and will take the letter with me to Oz and apply for The Weakest Link over there. Obviously I'll bomb out on the first round with an Australian general knowledge question but fuck it, if I was there for the cash I'd hold up the audience with a toy gun.

theres still hope!! raaa you're a legend