I don't know how to give Blow Jobs...

[MariaS]

Hey, I need someone who had experience with this to tell me so I don't throw money out of the window. I was/and still am in a way insecure about some stuff, particularly about giving my boyfriend bj's. we've been together for a year and im giving him head but he never has na orgasm and i just can't figure out what im doing wrong. so i read a bunch of stuff online about it but couldnt find anything that helped me out with some issued. So i stumbled upon this book called "jacks blowjob lessons" and i don't know if its any good or if its worth it. did any1 read it? thanks and please answer. i'm lost if i should get it or not

M

[uglyprettytrash]

why dont you talk to him instead of us?

[p0ly]

i know cliffy gives tutuorials free of charge

[Buzz]

if you've been together with your boyfriend for a year you should be comfortable enough with each other to discuss these things, i suggest you speak to him instead. if that fails, pm DJCliffy raaaraaa

[Dr Bunsen]

You can't be that bad at it since you have sucking c*ck as your forum profile occupation... Are you yanking our chain?

:laugh_at:

[Buzz]

i reckon its probably a troll, but il gave her the benefit of the doubt :weee::weee:

[Iacchus]

i thought trolls were supposed to piss you off not amuse you

[DaftFader]

Are you yanking our chain?

:laugh_at:
no she trying to learn how to yank her boyfriends one properly :wink:

[Buzz]

i thought trolls were supposed to piss you off not amuse you

yeah but the problem is usually people immature enough to troll dont know the difference
:group_hug:group_hug:group_hug:group_hug:group_hug

[DaftFader]

in all seriousness . you tryed sucking it faster and for longer?

[Buzz]

hahahahahahahaha

[DaftFader]

:laugh_at:

[Buzz]

get your tongue pierced:weee::weee::weee:

[DaftFader]

sharpen your teath with a dremil

[Buzz]

get your tongue slit

[DaftFader]

practice by sucking a golf ball through a hose pipe

[Buzz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[joshd96320]

lmfao

[vincentx90]

until the age of 16 i was so socially unaware that i thought a blow job was something you got done at the hairdressers

this led me to be constantly perplexed as to why my older brother and his mates kept talking about great blow jobs they had received

c'est la vie, that's growing up with aspergers for you... (man, i really was socially retarded back in those days :P

[vincentx90]

and if u believe that you'll believe anything :s :D

[!sinner69!]

Scr45_TaquQ

(this is ment as a funny response....not sexist, as someone might think.....OK?)

[p0ly]

hahahaha never heard that NWA song!!

[PhilKmorgan]

I've found a tutorial by Denise Van Outen on a cucumber,

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This is from the movie Love, Honour & Obey (a classic britflick).

[Angel]

Scr45_TaquQ

(this is ment as a funny response....not sexist, as someone might think.....OK?)


Love that tune.. Have it in a wicked mix raaa

[Tank Girl]

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:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:


read about this in vice magazine ...... :you_crazy

[CozMik]

Hey, I need someone who had experience with this to tell me so I don't throw money out of the window. I was/and still am in a way insecure about some stuff, particularly about giving my boyfriend bj's. we've been together for a year and im giving him head but he never has na orgasm and i just can't figure out what im doing wrong. so i read a bunch of stuff online about it but couldnt find anything that helped me out with some issued. So i stumbled upon this book called "jacks blowjob lessons" and i don't know if its any good or if its worth it. did any1 read it? thanks and please answer. i'm lost if i should get it or not

M

have you got big teeth?:hopeless:

[Tank Girl]

You can't be that bad at it since you have sucking c*ck as your forum profile occupation... Are you yanking our chain?

:laugh_at:
mmmmm.................

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[Buzz]

Tank Girl has obviously done her research on that book raaaraaaraaa

[Tank Girl]

Tank Girl has obviously done her research on that book raaaraaaraaa
:laugh_at::laugh_at:

tee hee!! nah hought it a bit suspect naming a particular book,


I personally do not need any improvement :wink:

[Buzz]

good to know :weee:

[PhilKmorgan]

good to know :weee:

TG is a hot MILF and knows about these things..

[DaftFader]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA ....!

[Buzz]

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hahahaha :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[joshd96320]

jesus christ buzz!

[DaftFader]

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hahahaha :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
ahahahaha you sly devil :laugh_at:

[Buzz]

you caught me out:weee::laugh_at::laugh_at::love::love:

[MisterDuck]

blowjob? that is for pleasure, sexual acts should only be for reproductive purposes.

you're going to hell in a bucket, sinner.

SATAN BE GONE

[!sinner69!]

you're going to hell in a bucket, sinner.


...no, I'm driving a bus...and you're on it...

[chaosharbinger]

poor darling... I do believe they're right, though. If you can't bring him to climax, maybe you should get your yongue pierced. I've heard of some vibrating tongue studs. Or maybe you should worry about getting your rocks off. Screw his orgasm. He's obviously not worth it.

[Bella666]

Well I know she's banned now but figured I'd at least reply in case anyone else wants any tips (you never know lol although I'd assume anyone on here would know how to give good head :)

1) Don't just suck and bob up and down like a yoyo
2) twist your head alittle as you go up and down
3) Incorporate some tongue every now and again
4) Lick from length from base to tip and blow gently
5) when releasing from deepthroat incorporate a little teeth (not much just enough to gently scratch)
6) incorporate a hand as well, so sucking and playing
7) tease their balls at the same time
8) a finger in their ass whilst you are sucking, licking, nibbling, teasing can go down well if they like that kind of thing
9) general touching of the rest of the body at the same time (inner thighs, chest etc)
10) flick the tip of their cock with your toungue (just like you like on your clit) whilst stroking them with your other hand

God I could go on forever lol

Just use a little imagination lol

Bella

xxxx

[DaftFader]

Well I know she's banned now but figured I'd at least reply in case anyone else wants any tips (you never know lol although I'd assume anyone on here would know how to give good head :)

1) Don't just suck and bob up and down like a yoyo
2) twist your head alittle as you go up and down
3) Incorporate some tongue every now and again
4) Lick from length from base to tip and blow gently
5) when releasing from deepthroat incorporate a little teeth (not much just enough to gently scratch)
6) incorporate a hand as well, so sucking and playing
7) tease their balls at the same time
8) a finger in their ass whilst you are sucking, licking, nibbling, teasing can go down well if they like that kind of thing
9) general touching of the rest of the body at the same time (inner thighs, chest etc)
10) flick the tip of their cock with your toungue (just like you like on your clit) whilst stroking them with your other hand

God I could go on forever lol

Just use a little imagination lol

Bella

xxxxi see ur location is "at home" ... fancy coming out tonight? :weee::laugh_at:

[Tank Girl]

i see ur location is "at home" ... fancy coming out tonight? :weee::laugh_at:
I can vouch he smells lovely and has perfect manners :laugh_at::laugh_at:

[DaftFader]

I can vouch he smells lovely and has perfect manners :laugh_at::laugh_at:
you can come out with us too .. alltho your only alowed to smell us both .. no touching :laugh_at:

[Bella666]

you can come out with us too .. alltho your only alowed to smell us both .. no touching :laugh_at:


Would that not take the fun out of it ;)

[DaftFader]

Would that not take the fun out of it ;)
not for Tg .. it's what she gets off on :wink:

[Tank Girl]

not for Tg .. it's what she gets off on :wink:

I love sniffing you :love:

[benbear]

Maybe rent a porno and watch and learn

[deliriyummy]

you could always try sticking your finger up his bum while you give him a blowwy always works with me. ... ... ahem. . ...

[1984]

you could always try sticking your finger up his bum while you give him a blowwy always works with me. ... ... ahem. . ...

no signet rings please

[xpillpopper]

FUCK A BOOK. all you need to do is go on like retube or pornhub, then go to the BJ category and WATCH. JUST WATCH. then you can do that to any phallic object you have handy. AND WALA! your blowing dicks like a champion.

[Tank Girl]

your blowing dicks like a champion.
:laugh_at::laugh_at:
great expression :wink: