BigAndy
15-08-2009, 11:10 AM
SO YOU WANT TO MASTURBATE
http://www.chiprowe.com/images/blank.gifTake your penis (see glossary) firmly but gently in your right or left hand. (If you don't have a penis, see Chapter 3: "Am I a Girl?") For best results, your penis should be free of confines, such as tight briefs, and extended away from your body. Remember how you aimed your toy rockets so they wouldn't hit anything? Keep that in mind.
http://www.chiprowe.com/images/blank.gifAs you touch your penis, its spongy tissues may expand. When this happens, begin stroking slowly, ever so slowly. Now faster, faster, and still faster! Good job. You're really hauling now! Grab your balls!
http://www.chiprowe.com/images/blank.gifOops. That's OK. Don't be alarmed. That just means you're done. Wasn't that interesting? Don't mention it to anyone.
http://www.chiprowe.com/images/blank.gifHad he rallied support for his surgeon general rather than fire her, Bill Clinton could have brought masturbation into the classroom—where it belongs.
http://www.chiprowe.com/images/blank.gifTake your penis (see glossary) firmly but gently in your right or left hand. (If you don't have a penis, see Chapter 3: "Am I a Girl?") For best results, your penis should be free of confines, such as tight briefs, and extended away from your body. Remember how you aimed your toy rockets so they wouldn't hit anything? Keep that in mind.
http://www.chiprowe.com/images/blank.gifAs you touch your penis, its spongy tissues may expand. When this happens, begin stroking slowly, ever so slowly. Now faster, faster, and still faster! Good job. You're really hauling now! Grab your balls!
http://www.chiprowe.com/images/blank.gifOops. That's OK. Don't be alarmed. That just means you're done. Wasn't that interesting? Don't mention it to anyone.
http://www.chiprowe.com/images/blank.gifHad he rallied support for his surgeon general rather than fire her, Bill Clinton could have brought masturbation into the classroom—where it belongs.