What Strange Things Have YOU Put Inside a Vagina?

[Murphy.]

I write the sex blog

Its a blog for men about how to give women more orgasms.

I'm interested in what weird things you guys have put or had put inside your vaginas?
Anyone tried a cucumber? (My mate found a cucumber with a condom on it in his dads bed side cabinet.)

Anything feel particularly good?

Murphy

[Angel]

Anything feel particularly good?

Murphy



A real man :wink:

[spark_plug]

i put a fray bentos pie in my fanny once. felt nice

[DaftFader]

i missed theese posts :laugh_at:

i hide midgets from R kelly in my fanny

[PhilKmorgan]

A real man :wink:

any particular fav position..:bounce_fl:bounce_g::bounce_fl:bounce_g: :bounce_fl:bounce_g::bounce_fl:bounce_g::bounce_fl :bounce_g:

[Angel]

any particular fav position..:bounce_fl:bounce_g::bounce_fl:bounce_g: :bounce_fl:bounce_g::bounce_fl:bounce_g::bounce_fl :bounce_g:


Nope, they all works for me :devilish:

[p0ly]

a sword

[p0ly]

a cream dispender letting out gas

[joshd96320]

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: :laugh_at:



a shoe

[DaftFader]

a cream dispender letting out gas
no you put nos crackers up your arse .. there's a diferance :laugh_at:

[Tank Girl]

gnomes

http://hoffmania.blogspot.com/x-gnomes.jpg

[DJCliffy]

What strange things have you put inside a vagina?

My head.

[MisterDuck]

My steel-capped boot.

[p0ly]

no you put nos crackers up your arse .. there's a diferance :laugh_at:

nah i was using my mates old one :love:

I SWEAR!! =D

[p0ly]

vagiclean

[p0ly]

talcun powder?

[Murphy.]

Thanks guys
Any serious answers though?

[Holeydel]

Thanks guys
Any serious answers though?

My God, he's not taking us seriously...

[PhilKmorgan]

Nope, they all works for me :devilish:

r u a hot MILF Ms Angel, or younger ? :bounce_fl:bounce_g::bounce_fl:bounce_g:

[Dom_sufc]

The saturday issue of the Daily Mail. Or so I've heard.

[DaftFader]

My God, he's not taking us seriously...
what a fucking shit cunt! ... i'll stick my fucking fist up his arse if his not carefull .... i just cannot stand the disregard of gay comunitys ... tbhis guy needs to take a hike (on my cock preferably!) ...and just chilll ... (the svinkter relaxes more if you chill ... ) man we could have so much fun .. why do you have to be so homophobic! :cry:

[Tank Girl]

r u a hot MILF Ms Angel, or younger ? :bounce_fl:bounce_g::bounce_fl:bounce_g:

Angel = MILF

[Angel]

Angel = MILF


LMAO :laugh_at:

[Tank Girl]

Candle in vagina on Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/heitkamp/667036816/)

[Tank Girl]

http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/21e-tm.jpg?w=400&h=255 (http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/21e.jpg)
Is that a gun in your vagina or are you just happy to see me? Actually, that’s a gun-shaped lighter and a glass crack pipe.










Top 10 Very Unfortunate X-Rays - Listverse (http://listverse.com/2009/04/11/top-10-very-unfortunate-x-rays/)

[joshd96320]

Candle in vagina on Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/heitkamp/667036816/)

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssus :sign0068:

[Holeydel]

A lighter? Who smuggles a lighter??

Either that or it was one heck of a house party...

[Tank Girl]

A lighter? Who smuggles a lighter??

Either that or it was one heck of a house party...
? into a secure unit, I know some wont let you have your own lighter

[PhilKmorgan]

I wonder what % of women masturbate (85%?)..they just always deny it.

[Angel]

I wonder what % of women masturbate (85%?)..they just always deny it.


make a poll :wink:

[DaftFader]

what a fucking shit cunt! ... i'll stick my fucking fist up his arse if his not carefull .... i just cannot stand the disregard of gay comunitys ... tbhis guy needs to take a hike (on my cock preferably!) ...and just chilll ... (the svinkter relaxes more if you chill ... ) man we could have so much fun .. why do you have to be so homophobic! :cry:
grumble .. drunken post again :crazy:

[joshd96320]

grumble .. drunken post again :crazy:

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[benbear]

Nice gun, do you think he shoot his load :cry:

[globalloon]

my outy belly button

[MisterDuck]

a grenade

:/

[PhilKmorgan]

make a poll :wink:

It's certainly a fascinating research question.

Also if older women exhibit a higher or lower propensity compared to younger women

[Dr Bunsen]

Who know's I recon they we're aiming for their vagina...

[uglyprettytrash]

Penises are pretty strange as it is.

Personally I have an entire set of Russian dolls, a lamp, a hammer and a pack of silver king size rizla up there. Just in case of emergancies obviously.


Seeing as everyones posting pelvis xrays here's one of Albert Fish's who enjoyed inserting hat pins into himself :yakk:
http://www.geocities.com/quietlyinsane5a/Pics/xray.gif

[DaftFader]

Personally I have an entire set of Russian dolls, a lamp, a hammer and a pack of silver king size rizla up there. Just in case of emergancies obviously.

The lamp, hammer and rizzla i can see the logic in ...

but what emergancy secnario you would need russian dolls to help you get out of, is beyond me :laugh_at:

[PhilKmorgan]

The lamp, hammer and rizzla i can see the logic in ...

but what emergancy secnario you would need russian dolls to help you get out of, is beyond me :laugh_at:

I must admit i've never heard of anyone putting an entire set of russion dolls up their vag.

[DJCliffy]

but what emergancy secnario you would need russian dolls to help you get out of, is beyond me :laugh_at:

Instant back up ain't it. Picture the scene, You're walking home late at night, an attacker jumps from the bushes and demands satisfaction. You immediately drop your kegs, pull out the Russian dolls and start assembling them, placing them between you and the attacker.

This will momentarily daze the perp as he will think you're a crazy fool. Why this is going on, you find a plug socket for the lamp and blind the sex offender. Then pull the hammer from it's delightful hiding place and use it to defend your honour.

Uncork the rizla and mop up any blood on your person so OB can't pin it on you. Pack the rest of your items back into your vagina and away you go.

This only works with woman though, Us men would have a hard time of it trying to fit this all up our bottoms.

[PhilKmorgan]

Instant back up ain't it. Picture the scene, You're walking home late at night, an attacker jumps from the bushes and demands satisfaction. You immediately drop your kegs, pull out the Russian dolls and start assembling them, placing them between you and the attacker.

This will momentarily daze the perp as he will think you're a crazy fool. Why this is going on, you find a plug socket for the lamp and blind the sex offender. Then pull the hammer from it's delightful hiding place and use it to defend your honour.

Uncork the rizla and mop up any blood on your person so OB can't pin it on you. Pack the rest of your items back into your vagina and away you go.

This only works with woman though, Us men would have a hard time of it trying to fit this all up our bottoms.

Myaybe u should start a thread about what people hav put up their ass..

[DJCliffy]

Myaybe u should start a thread about what people hav put up their ass..

I think i'll let someone else do that. If i did it, folks might be under the impression i like to stick random things up my bottom.

[PhilKmorgan]

I think i'll let someone else do that. If i did it, folks might be under the impression i like to stick random things up my bottom.

and u wouldn't want that would u ?

[DJCliffy]

and u wouldn't want that would u ?

No i think it's better people find out on their own ya know.

[PhilKmorgan]

No i think it's better people find out on their own ya know.

Find out what ?

[PhilKmorgan]

did u just unwittingly own up 2 it ?

[DJCliffy]

You know i think i just did. Whoops! :laugh_at:

[joshd96320]

You know i think i just did. Whoops! :laugh_at:

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[DaftFader]

Whoops! :laugh_at:
did you say that as you inserted it? :yakk:

[p0ly]

Instant back up ain't it. Picture the scene, You're walking home late at night, an attacker jumps from the bushes and demands satisfaction. You immediately drop your kegs, pull out the Russian dolls and start assembling them, placing them between you and the attacker.

This will momentarily daze the perp as he will think you're a crazy fool. Why this is going on, you find a plug socket for the lamp and blind the sex offender. Then pull the hammer from it's delightful hiding place and use it to defend your honour.

Uncork the rizla and mop up any blood on your person so OB can't pin it on you. Pack the rest of your items back into your vagina and away you go.

This only works with woman though, Us men would have a hard time of it trying to fit this all up our bottoms.

i thought it was for when you felt like playing with dolls

[sweetntasty]

I wonder what % of women masturbate (85%?)..they just always deny it.

Do they?.............

Why would they deny it, it's all a normal part of life.
I think you need to take a look at one of the sites I go on, it would certainly be an eye opener for you. :wink:

Only the normal things go inside mine. :smile:

[nikki_creampie]

aside from my adult toys... i tried masturbating using my cellphone while putting it on vibrate mode...

[Angel]

aside from my adult toys... i tried masturbating using my cellphone while putting it on vibrate mode...


takes telephone sex to a new level :laugh_at:

[PhilKmorgan]

takes telephone sex to a new level :laugh_at:

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[PhilKmorgan]

aside from my adult toys... i tried masturbating using my cellphone while putting it on vibrate mode...

Surely this cannot have been all that effective, although I guess that this would depend on the model of phone... house brick mobile phones were back in the 80s (but they did not vibrate)

[DaftFader]

Surely this cannot have been all that effective, although I guess that this would depend on the model of phone... house brick mobile phones were back in the 80s (but they did not vibrate)
it was all about girth back then :wink:

[Angel]

Surely this cannot have been all that effective


:satisfied :biggreen: :shy:

[PhilKmorgan]

:satisfied :biggreen: :shy:

Tried it ?

[Angel]

Tried it ?


Better not answer that :wink:

I'm an Angel, right :razz:

[PhilKmorgan]

Better not answer that :wink:

I'm an Angel, right :razz:

Maybe it has been a bit rude of me to ask Ms Angel directly if she has tried vibrating mobile phone masturbation method

[Tank Girl]

Better not answer that :wink:


well if you 'answered it'

the phone would surley stop vibrating so wouldnt be worth it :laugh_at::laugh_at:

[Angel]

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

[joshd96320]

well if you 'answered it'

the phone would surley stop vibrating so wouldnt be worth it :laugh_at::laugh_at:

:laugh_at::laugh_at: genius, on the ball today :wink:

[Tank Girl]

:laugh_at::laugh_at: genius, on the ball today :wink:
morning sex always sets me up for a good day :wink: :laugh_at:

[joshd96320]

haha

[DJCliffy]

http://bestsmileys.com/rude/8.gif

[DaftFader]

well if you 'answered it'

the phone would surley stop vibrating so wouldnt be worth it :laugh_at::laugh_at:
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[p0ly]

haha

it's no laughing matter josh, you got a brother or sis on the way :love:

[joshd96320]

it's no laughing matter josh, you got a brother or sis on the way :love:

:hopeless:

[pawelnrg]

plastic chicken ????


YES...



(http://www.mofosex.com/videos/18037/gia-paloma-threesome.html)

[Sini]

What an odd thread =/

Erm.........not saying /runs off.

That was insightful wasn't it, besides, noone answered my question on men's pubic areas.

[Iacchus]

a penis

[deliriyummy]

cocaine, pills and weed. Not my vagina of course. But they all got stashed up there when me n a good friend went raving at the NEC.

[DJCliffy]

Strangest thing i found in a vagina was the lost city of Atlantis.

It was a massive vagine tho.