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ellie
13-07-2009, 09:49 AM
After a succession of disappointing satsumas over recent days, ive just tucked into a tasty one. :bounce_flraaa

nothing more disappointing than peeling a satsuma, just to find it is dry or sour.
joshd96320
13-07-2009, 10:13 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH your on a role today

this is an epic post

i hate it when you get a peach that feels like an old man..

eugh

they always taste good though... i wonder if same applies for old soggy wrinkly men..


i hate peeling satsumas and getting it in your eye :(
DaftFader
13-07-2009, 11:28 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH your on a role today

this is an epic post

i hate it when you get a peach that feels like an old man..

eugh

they always taste good though... i wonder if same applies for old soggy wrinkly men..


i hate peeling satsumas and getting it in your eye :(
how many old men have you "felt" then? :yakk::laugh_at:
p0ly
13-07-2009, 12:11 PM
yeah, what does an old man feel like?
joshd96320
13-07-2009, 02:01 PM
how many old men have you "felt" then? :yakk::laugh_at:

yeah, what does an old man feel like?

you sick bastards haha

none .. but you know you can empathize what it feels like... like when u say that tastes like shit... u judge the taste on what it smells like..
IM NOT SAYING IVE SMELT OLD PEOPLE EITHER



im just digging myself a hole here really arent i.. :crazy_diz
process
13-07-2009, 02:10 PM
After a succession of disappointing satsumas over recent days, ive just tucked into a tasty one. :bounce_flraaa

nothing more disappointing than peeling a satsuma, just to find it is dry or sour.

the sour ones are the worst, look all nice and juicy and then you bite into something that tastes about as sweet as a lemon crossed with a goosberry! :crazy:
p0ly
13-07-2009, 11:18 PM
you sick bastards haha

none .. but you know you can empathize what it feels like... like when u say that tastes like shit... u judge the taste on what it smells like..
IM NOT SAYING IVE SMELT OLD PEOPLE EITHER



im just digging myself a hole here really arent i.. :crazy_diz

huh

i thought people ate their..... oh forget it :hopeless:
joshd96320
13-07-2009, 11:21 PM
huh

i thought people ate their..... oh forget it :hopeless:

O_O
p0ly
13-07-2009, 11:27 PM
i swear it's chocolate moose smeared over ma face!!
joshd96320
13-07-2009, 11:29 PM
ahahahaha u r siiiick
p0ly
13-07-2009, 11:40 PM
what it is!!!

it only smells cos it has been sitting in the fridge for 8 years
joshd96320
14-07-2009, 12:43 AM
:yakk:
ellie
14-07-2009, 10:45 AM
satsuma report day 2

just had one that looked like it was going to be a right beauty... but nothing.

Just tasted of nothingness. :hopeless:

ahhh well, one more to go!
joshd96320
14-07-2009, 11:00 AM
ahahahaahah that made me laugh out loud

"satsuma report day 2"
p0ly
14-07-2009, 11:30 AM
:yakk:

thought u went to bed.
joshd96320
14-07-2009, 11:45 AM
i was in bed

not going to sleep though :)
Tank Girl
14-07-2009, 12:57 PM
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

at this wonderous thread!!!! :bounce_fl:bounce_fl:bounce_fl
ellie
14-07-2009, 01:01 PM
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

at this wonderous thread!!!! :bounce_fl:bounce_fl:bounce_fl

:laugh_at: helps with my 5 a day too.
Tank Girl
14-07-2009, 01:06 PM
:laugh_at: helps with my 5 a day too.

after getting royally fucked on fri, I've been eating yummy grapes and strawberrys to make myself feel more healthy - that and berocca :bounce_fl
p0ly
14-07-2009, 01:13 PM
after getting royally fucked on fri, I've been eating yummy grapes and strawberrys to make myself feel more healthy - that and berocca :bounce_fl

mmmmmmmmm grapes and strawberries:weee:
GiantMidget
14-07-2009, 03:14 PM
that and berocca :bounce_fl

Isn't that a foot infection? :yakk:
!sinner69!
14-07-2009, 03:20 PM
Just home from Italy...peaches down there is sumtin we do not have here up north....
MisterDuck
15-07-2009, 12:26 AM
josh did your grandad used to touch you? it's ok, we're an understanding community.

fucking satsumas. christmas stockings is the only place for em.
p0ly
15-07-2009, 12:41 AM
poor lil josh
joshd96320
15-07-2009, 01:40 AM
niiiiice

you perverse bastards! :)


no he didnt btw.. i dont think :O! :P
PhilKmorgan
15-07-2009, 07:38 AM
niiiiice

you perverse bastards! :)


no he didnt btw.. i dont think :O! :P

Josh, instead of OAPs, try milf dot com..
joshd96320
15-07-2009, 10:17 AM
Josh, instead of OAPs, try milf dot com..

the funny thing is they all look about 19

edit: not saying u cant be a mum at 19, its just like... you cant exactly tell a 2 year old.. "your mums a milf! fucker!"
MisterDuck
15-07-2009, 10:28 AM
the funny thing is they all look about 19

edit: not saying u cant be a mum at 19, its just like... you cant exactly tell a 2 year old.. "your mums a milf! fucker!"

im really tempted to link you to a proper granny porn site
problem is i'd have to moderate myself
joshd96320
15-07-2009, 10:40 AM
please dont lol

note to self, click no boothy links..
p0ly
15-07-2009, 11:18 AM
just pm it to josh instead, no moderating needed!
GiantMidget
15-07-2009, 04:05 PM
im really tempted to link you to a proper granny porn site
problem is i'd have to moderate myself

PM mate.
ellie
03-09-2009, 11:06 AM
ah man, just had the most sour satsuma ever... could tell it was gonna be a bad'un but crikey!
joshd96320
03-09-2009, 11:31 AM
ah man, just had the most sour satsuma ever... could tell it was gonna be a bad'un but crikey!

:laugh_at:
L1veMou5
03-09-2009, 05:49 PM
Ellie, you seem to be torturing yourself with this satsuma addiction.

With a strong mind and a number of ancillaries i'm sure you can beat it.

Just say no to Satsumas. . . .

Look at Josh - he has resisted OAP porn for over a day now . . . .