Fun With Scammers!

[GiantMidget]

Dear friend,



This is our voice Zelissa Udemezu in difficulties I’m using this very long
opportunity to write to you once again, May I know from you the academics works
and your health? My father Konan Udemezu worked in Cote d’Ivoire Port-Authority
as a director in Cocoa Shipping Company Ivory Coast West Africa for nine years
before his death, He died after a brief illness that lasted only six days, after
the death of my dad I decided not to continue my education here in Cote d’Ivoire
because of the political problem that's happen here in Cote d' Ivories. When my
father was alive he deposited the sum of Two Million Six Hundred Thousand US
Dollars ($2.6 Million) in a Banks here in Cote d’Ivoire which he use my name for
the next of kin. I have try may time’s to withdraw money from the account but
the bank refuse because the money was deposited in suspense account and they
reach agreement with my father that else the money is transfer to abroad before
I will have access to withdraw from the money. I’m seeking your assistance to
transfer the money to your country so that I can come over to your country and
live with you.



Right now, I don’t know where my situation may lead me because I’m having
serious sickness due over thinking and stress. As soon as I receive your reply I
shall give you the contact of the Bank here in Cote d’Ivoire and you've to
contact them for onward transferring of the money to your account, I also need
to know your real name, address, and full contacts information’s like telephone
and fax number to enable the bank reach you, meanwhile you have to know that the
money was deposited by our late father for onward transfer, so the bank require
some legal proof before the transfer will transfer to you, I have the documents
the bank issued to my father when he deposited of the money which I will present
to the bank for the transfer.



Contact me on the above e-mail address: zelissaude@yahoo.fr (http://webmail.ntlworld.com/do/mail/message/mailto?to=zelissaude%40yahoo.fr) and any delay in
your reply will give me room in souring another person for this same purpose,
Please assures me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.



Thanks, and hoping to receive your reply.



Zelissa

I'm having some fun with this scammer. Just sent them an email informing them of the living arrangements for when they move in. I also told them i am a cannibal so they might wake up with me nibbling on em. I've also demanded 5000 English lire as well so i can buy matching hamsters. I hope they reply to me! :wink:

[p0ly]

hahah i sent them some details

[DaftFader]

haha i got the same one twice ...

[GiantMidget]

Dear friend,

I well receive your mail this morning together with your information’s. I thank you for your most kind and caring email. You must be a very special person, from your writing; I can feel your care. May God bless you? I want you to bring out your mind to assist me sincerely. It has not been easy for me alone here since the death of my parents. It is a very long story that If I start to explain to you, you will shed tears, but let me leave that to tell you when I arrive in your country, It is truth that you do not know me and I do not know you, I want us to put our trust on God and ask God to see us through. I prayed over this decision before I contacted you and from your right up, I know that I have not made the wrong choice. I want you to act as my guardian to receive my money that my late father left in the bank here while I join you over there to continue my education. I have talked to my bank and they are willing to transfer my money to my appointed guardian in line as my late father wish, Right now, I stay in a guest house in the outskirts of the town for security reasons because before my father died, my late fathers brother has been trying to kill me so that he can take all of my late fathers wealth. That is why my father called me when he was about to die and told me to look for a guardian and appoint so that the money can be transferred and for life sake I will not need any telephone call from outside till my money is transferred to you bank account, I will leave this country to join you. My bank require international passport from you as my appointed guardian, and I have told my bank director everything about you that I want my late father money transfer to your bank account. He said there will be no problem that before they can proceed. You should forward your banking information’s so that they can work for the transfer. According to my bank director he let me understand that there will be two important documents needed from ministry of Justice before the money can be transfer out of bond to your bank account which you will present to the bank. Here is the under listed document to be obtain. 1. NEW CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE TO YOUR NAME. 2. FUNDS TRANSFER APPROVAL.

Bear in mind that the two documents will cost us money but I don’t know the amount the documents else I hear from you then I can go to the bank and ask them the cost of the documents. My bank director tell me that they can not withdraw any money from the deposit till the money is transfer to your account then we can have access to withdraw from the money because my late father deposited the money in a Suspense Account. Also I want you to contact my bank director as soon as you receive this mail.

Thanks, and with much love for accepting to help me God bless you.
Zelissa Udemezu.I have replied to this.

I said, "Dear Lover, Firstly i need three things from you before we can do this deal.

1) I need you to send me some money first as i can't access my account but my bank manager said if you send me 1000 English lire then i can access my account.

2) Tell me who is Derek Acorahs Spirit guide.

3) Describe your perfect Sunday morning.

Once i have these things we can carry on with our deal"

:wink:

[DaftFader]

i love you too man xxx

[DaftFader]

it wasn't me .. hounest!

[GiantMidget]

Exactly how many people on PV got these spam emails?

[DaftFader]

3 iirc

[joshd96320]

i got it

[p0ly]

4 now that i know of

[GiantMidget]

Dear friend,

Thank you for your immediate respond to my mail, may our good Lord continue to bless you. I want us to trust God and put him first in our front because without God nothing will be done. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

Regarding your question:

1= I have been in my bank many time’s to withdraw money from the account but my bank director refuse me he said else the two documents is preset to their bank before I or my appointed guardian will access the money due to the money was deposit in suspense account by my late father for onward trasfer.

2= I don’t know who is Derek Acorahs spirit guide; even I have not hard about him before.

3= my perfect on Sunday is going to Churches to worship together those who believe in the Lord because Sunday is a holy day God choose to resent after all his good work to create the Heaven and Earth and all that in them. That’s why the bible teaches us to keep Sunday Holy and to go the house of God and worship him with all our heart as it is written in Psalms 103! Bless the Lord on my soul and all that is within me, forget not his benefits, who forgive my sin, and heals my Diseases, and redeems my life from destruction.

My dear friend, the Lord has done some many great things to my life started from my youth till I lost my father The Lord still keep watching over me, without his mercy the enemies would have swallow me alive, but God is with me. I want you to help me so that my money will be transfer to yourb bank account this week and you will plain for me to come over your country to live with you all my life. Here is my picture so that you will know me and please send all the information’s require by my bank and also contact the bank as I instructed you to do, don’t be afraid God is with us.

Thanks and God bless you.
Zelissa.
http://webmail.ntlworld.com/do/mail/message/document?msgId=INBOXDELIM13249&part=2&l=en-GB&v=virginmedia





Oh no. A religious nutjob. And it was going so well. :crazy_diz

[p0ly]

nah cliffy boi they use the religion card to sound more legit like they are a good person, really they are a scamming bastard

[Tank Girl]

Exactly how many people on PV got these spam emails?
got my first one today :love:

I feel so special

[GiantMidget]

I have replied to my new friend!

I'm a Satanist my friend, While God is an ok sort, Lucifer if more my cup of tea and who i place my trust in. If you are coming to live me you should know a few things about me. I'm into bondage and S&M, So i will ask you on occasion to wrap me up in bubble wrap and use a cheese grater on my testicles, I will ask you to spank me and call me Master. Can you send me your measurements, that way i can have a gimp suit made up specially for you. Looking forward to your reply!!

XXXXXXXXXX

[ellie]

i want the message :cry:

[joshd96320]

i want the message :cry:

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[GiantMidget]

They haven't replied to me. :(

[process]

They haven't replied to me. :(

maybe she was genuine and you just scared her off?! you'll never know... :wink:

[GiantMidget]

Dear friend in the Lord.
I am happy to hear from you. Believe me, nothing is hard for God to do he is only one who can turn darkness into light and he is capable to brig out those who are in darkness to see his marvellous light, I know my Lord whom I serve will free you from every bondage. Please, I want you to help me come over to your country so that I can share the word with you since God has made you a master remember that a master should look after his or her flock, kindly help me. I want you to contact my bank for the transfer of my money to your account, also send your information’s require from my bank so that I can present it to them for the transfer. I believe we can live together so let us put our trust and hope in God.

Greeting from our Lord JESUS CHRIST and peace from the almighty God be with you.

Yours sincerely in the Lord,
Zelissa.


Yay! It's still on!!! Here is my reply,

God is so last year my friend. Satan is our new Lord and Master. If you are serious about moving here to join me in my underground dungeon then you must do three things for me.

1) Declare to me your allegiance to our Lord and Saviour, Beelzebub Lucifer Satan, You must sacrifice a small goat as well and prepare a hilarious skit using the carcass and a small donkey.

2) After your declaration of evil you must then cover yourself in the blood of a small emu and invite three woman over. After this has happened you must then all have an orgy and hardcore spanking session. Every time you are spanked you must utter this "Please may i have another Master Cliffy"

3) Sell all your remaining possessions and with the proceeds you must change it into my countries currency which is English Lire. After you have done these three things i shall arrange for you to travel here in my own personal canoe and we will be together forever.

I look forward to hearing from you my slave.

May our faith in Satan hold the course.

Master Cliffy,

:crazy_dru

[joshd96320]

ahahahahahahahaha

ill be your slave any day cliffy

[GiantMidget]

ahahahahahahahaha

ill be your slave any day cliffy


:wink:

[p0ly]

Dear Friend Terence,

Good morning and with hope that you're in good health thanks be to God almighty. what kind of food is scam? yes i want you to send your bank details and other details reuire by my bank to transfer my money to you, any thing concern sex will be when i cover to your country then we can learn each other what is important firt is i to come over to your country.

send the details as soon as possible.

Zelissa.

[p0ly]

I asked for a pic of her and she sent one put it has got one of those red cross things =(




this is my picture and am online can we chat?

[GiantMidget]

I will not serve any other God else my Lord. I can never bow down to Beelzebub Lucifer Satan gods of Philistine, and there's no other blood to free then the blood of Jesus; situation will not make serve your God. if you want help me, help me but if you don't to help me bye.

Zelissa.

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: Wondering what to write back with! :wink:

[joshd96320]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[GiantMidget]

I will not serve any other God else my Lord. I can never bow down to Beelzebub Lucifer Satan gods of Philistine, and there's no other blood to free then the blood of Jesus; situation will not make serve your God. if you want help me, help me but if you don't to help me bye.

Zelissa. Here is my reply,

You have passed the test my friend. I am an angel and serve only he who is pure, our Lord in Heaven.
I have been stationed here on Earth to spread the will of God through the power of music. here is my song. "I LOVE THE LORD, HE LOVES ME, I LOVE THE LORD, HE LOVES ME, Eee I Eee I Ooooo, WITH A CROSS CROSS HERE, AND A CROSS CROSS THERE, EVERYWHERE A CROSS CROSS, I LOVE THE LORD COS HE HAS NICE HAIR, HE SAVED ALL YOUR SOULS SO WORSHIP HIM YOU CUNTS BEFORE HE SMOTES YOU WITH A BIG FAT STICK"

What do you think Zelissa?I think it'll catch on. :wink:

[joshd96320]

ahahahaahah

rofl

[ellie]

ha ha ha ha ha - you managed to get turned down by a scammer! even they have standards!

loving the song :bounce_fl

[p0ly]

'oh my dear zelissa!! today my good friend Pustake died, i am so upset!! i need you to come move out to the uk now and start a life with me.



please give me the specific bank details you need, i need you.



ps the photo you sent didnt work, can you try another one'

[joshmow56]

I got sent it twice too

[GiantMidget]

Let the will of the Lord be done if it's truth concern what you wrote to me but i know that's only can bear the witiness of all. help's come from the Lord and he use his people to save one another. my question is this! can you help me? then tell me because i'm want to be sure. I can only trust my life to those who believe in the Lord and so shall my life be save.

hope to hear from you.
Zelissa.

She can't stay away, gonna get me some poontang! :laugh_at:

[p0ly]

1. NEW CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE TO YOUR NAME. 2. FUNDS TRANSFER APPROVAL.




she even sent me a pic:laugh_at:

it worked now

[joshd96320]

corr i would rawrr

get her on cam ;)

ahaahahaha

ew

[p0ly]

shes pwetty

but it clearly isnt the person whos sendin the messages

i do not think they are female or religious. i also think there first language is english

[Minghead]

pure genius! this is classic stuff!

cliffy that song has had me in stiches!

i have a vision of the scammer loosing it reverting to queens english and having a massive rant via email!


i was quite naughty and replied to them in a horrendus mannor calling them all names under the sun! i regret that now as stringing them along would of been much more fun!

[p0ly]

if u got their email address u can still email em

first two pms i sent where nasty callin em names

then they sent me an email pm so i started emailing em

[GiantMidget]

Let the will of the Lord be done if it's truth concern what you wrote to me but i know that's only can bear the witiness of all. help's come from the Lord and he use his people to save one another. my question is this! can you help me? then tell me because i'm want to be sure. I can only trust my life to those who believe in the Lord and so shall my life be save.

hope to hear from you.
Zelissa. My reply,

Thank you for writing to me again, I feel i should be honest with you and tell the truth. All is not what it seems. I have for a while been writing to people and trying to scam them out of their hard earned cash. I created a website that sold sex toys for the disabled. I created phony products like the self cleaning dildo and the robot who could love on a level that we humans could not understand. Unfortunately i sold the robot to a deaf, dumb and blind kid who after he had his fun left the settings on kill and it took out an entire orphanage. I feel a tad bad for this as it is partly my fault. If i wasn't so quick to take advantage of the handicapped i wouldn't have these peoples soul weighing down on my mind. I think i need help and your emails have given me new hope in otherwise dark times. I just need to be hugged and kissed and be told it will be ok. I need you. :crazy_dru

[joshd96320]

hahahaa

[GiantMidget]

I thank God For the revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave him to show his servants on the Earth, and who also bore witness of the word of God and to the testimony of all things to come which is now true on Earth. we all are the witness but Jesus was appointed faithful witness, reason because he was without sin. so let us hope in him who is Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the Earth.

This morning i told my bank director everything about you that I want my late father money transfer to your bank account. He said there will be no problem that before they can proceed. You should forward your banking information’s so that they can work for the transfer. According to my bank director he let me understand that there will be two important documents needed from ministry of Justice before the money can be transfer out of bond to your bank account which you will present to the bank. Here is the under listed document to be obtain. 1. NEW CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE TO YOUR NAME. 2. FUNDS TRANSFER APPROVAL. Bear in mind that the two documents will cost us money but I don’t know the amount the documents else I hear from you then I can go to the bank and ask them the cost of the documents. My bank director tell me that they can not withdraw any money from the deposit till the money is transfer to your account then we can have access to withdraw from the money because my late father deposited the money in a Suspense Account. Also I want you to contact my bank director as soon as you receive this mail. Thanks, and with much love for accepting to help me God bless you.

Zelissa Udemezu.My reply,

Yes God is great, Why only last night me and the big man were hoofing big fat lines of bugle and saw three Nepalese prostitutes. I had fun but God didn't, His turned out to be a pre-op transsexual with a big chin. oh how i laughed. Jesus wanted to come but didn't have any money and i wasn't gonna front no money for him again, he tried his "But i died on the cross for your sins" routine but i wasn't having none of it. It's been thousands of years and you need to do a new trick cos that one is getting old i told him. he then Cried.. Anyway down to business.

Do we really need to obtain this money legally? Have you thought about obtaining the money in a less than legal way. It just so happens that i am a former member of the S.A.S. and of the British Revolutionary Army. I could have 6 highly trained men together in three days time. All trained in counter terrorism and origami skills and they have and are willing to kill. I have the technology to track emails and the contacts to make sure the targets are dealt with. You tell me the location of the death star, sorry i mean bank and we shall make a plan to take the money and live like kings on my ship. She is a fine vessel, i named her the Black Pearl in honour of my late hamster. We can do my friend. As long as you're prepared to go all the way we can take the gold. I look forward to hearing from you me hearty Arrrrrrrrrrr.

:bounce_fl

[ellie]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

[joshd96320]

british revolutionqyu army = bra lawl

[p0ly]

hahahaha legendary cliffy

[GiantMidget]

Dear friend,

This is the contact information of my Bank;

Bank Name--- Bicici Bank Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire
Contact Person--- Mr. Koffy Ange ( Director General Bicici ) Mr. Patrick Pitton ( President General Bicici)
Email---(biciciorgci@gawab.com (http://webmail.ntlworld.com/do/redirect?url=http%253A%252F%252Ffr.mc246.mail.yaho o.com%252Fmc%252Fcompose%253Fto%253Dbiciciorgci%25 40gawab.com)) other Email--(bicici_bank_ci@mailcitizen.com (http://webmail.ntlworld.com/do/redirect?url=http%253A%252F%252Ffr.mc246.mail.yaho o.com%252Fmc%252Fcompose%253Fto%253Dbicici_bank_ci %2540mailcitizen.com))
Tele/fax---(00225 06480968)

Incase you are contacting the Bank just let the Director Mr. Koffy Ange to understand that you are the Family Friend of my late Father (Mr. Konan Udemezu ) and that you are supposed to receive this money before the sudden death of my late Father (Mr. Konan Ducle Udemezu), that now my late Father is nomore that you and his only Doughter (Miss Zelissa Anne Udemezu) who is the next of kin to the deposited money has agreed that their Bank transfer my money to your bank account for business program as my late Father want. Although they will not ask you much any question because i have already informed them about you and also my interest of recovering my inherited money from their Bank to your bank account for easterblishment program, Just feel free to link up direct with the Bank in order for you to confirm the authenticity and legitmacy of this deposit so with this contact, you can reach the Bank and get back to me as soon as possible. remember that the bank require two important document that will be obtain from the Ministry of Justice here in Ivory Coast, so you should ask the bank Director Mr. Koffy Ange on how we will get the two important documents, i believe that the documents will not cost much money but all we need is to see that my money transfer to your bank account. please contact the immediately so that by tomorrow Monday they will satrt making arrangement to transfer my money to your bank account.

i will hope to hear from you soon.

Zelissa


My reply.

Thank you my friend for this information. I must thank you for your ruthlessness in passing this info on for they will surely perish in the impending raid. I have passed this on to my colleagues and they are now on their way to the bank and will commence with operation KillBill. These men should be worm food by the middle of next week. I have informed the chef on the black pearl of you imminent arrival and he has said he will prepare the dish of your choice. Goat testicle soup is always a firm favourite this time of year. Also I need you to come up with an air tight alibi should the authorities catch on to our plan. I will be in the company of 6 Iranian prostitutes when the deal goes down so nothing will be linked to me.

I must ask you though, my colleagues have your location as well and said after the job is done they will paying you a visit so you can show them the best place to bury the bodies. They will then take you to the docks where you and my man servant bubbles will board my canoe and sail to the UK. Soon the gold will be ours. Pray for our plan to work. God is Great.

[joshd96320]

hahaha goat testicle soup hahahahaha

[Dom_sufc]

Absolutely brilliant !

[ellie]

:laugh_at: even i'm starting to believe you now!