A Dilemma.

[GiantMidget]

A neighbour knocked on me door and said there was a baby pigeon wedged underneath the side gate. Rescued it but it looks like it's on it's last wings.

Don't know what to do, Do i leave it to die or do i put it out of it's misery. I have the option of shooting it but i think that's a bit cold seeing as it's a baby an all, plus i only have one pellet and if i mess it up i'd feel like a right c*nt. I could give it to the cats but thats even more c*ntish. As you can see i have a dilemma on my hands. What would you all do in my place? :crazy_diz

[Holeydel]

Hmmm, tricky one this. Maybe buy a door stopper instead of having to use a baby pigeon to wedge your gate open?

[JonnyQuest]

put it in a shoebox n see how it does

[GiantMidget]

put it in a shoebox n see how it does

Have done that. :wink: Both of my cats are circling it. I suspect they have a part to play in this. Little fuckers!

[Angel]

Break it's neck if it get to bad, sounds harsh but it goes fast..

However, not sure I could do it myself :cry:

[GiantMidget]

Break it's neck if it get to bad, sounds harsh but it goes fast..

However, not sure I could do it myself :cry:

I don't think i could as well. I was going to shoot it but then it looked up at me like 'puss in boots' looked at shrek. Needless to say i couldn't do it.

[General Lighting]

Have done that. :wink: Both of my cats are circling it. I suspect they have a part to play in this. Little fuckers!

put it out of the reach of the cats..

if it isn't actually badly injured (and just got lost) it has a chance of survival and can apparently be fed on dried cat food!

think i have a baby pigeon please help us!! - Pigeon-Talk (http://www.pigeons.biz/forums/f30/think-i-have-a-baby-pigeon-please-help-us-10392.html)

apparently this lady rescues "other wildlife"

http://www.helpwildlife.co.uk/East.html

Swancare
14 Moorland Road , Boxmoor, Hemel Hempstead , Herts, HP1 1NH
01442 251961
Swans, Ducks and other wildlife
Mrs L Dora

[p0ly]

don't kill it

poor lil bird =(

[GiantMidget]

It's dead now. Just had a look in the box and it ain't moving. there's a fair bit of claret in the box so i reckon the cats must of been responsible. Oh well at least i didn't have to shoot it. :wink:

[p0ly]

RIP =(

[GiantMidget]

RIP =(

Aye innit man. poor little bugger eh. I shall bury it tomorrow morning, that's if the cats don't eat it.

[p0ly]

you dont want feathers around ur house

bury the bird

[GiantMidget]

you dont want feathers around ur house

bury the bird

Yeah man will do it in the morning. or just throw it over the fence and let the neighbours deal with it.

[Tank Girl]

just throw it over the fence and let the neighbours deal with it.
:laugh_at::laugh_at:

sorry I shouldnt laugh


poor litttle birdy :cry:

[p0ly]

hahahaha u nasty bastard

[joshd96320]

lol i would of got the cleaver out in all honesty

bird pie anybody?

[GiantMidget]

I gave the bird a decent send off. I tied it to a big firework and sent it off into the heavens.

[joshd96320]

thats an amazing idea

did u really?

[GiantMidget]

thats an amazing idea

did u really?

Nah i just threw it over the fence.

[joshd96320]

oh ahahahahaha

[p0ly]

i've tied barbie dolls to fireworks before

can't say they got very far, just blew up in the back garden near where we lit it

at least we got to see the remains

[p0ly]

speakin of fireworks, this is what happens when u do loads of ketamine and buy shitloads of fireworks

what a night this was

[globalloon]

it's a fucking pigeon. stamp on it's head and if it's big enough pluck it and eat it. if not, bin it

[joshd96320]

:laugh_at:

[p0ly]

never stamp on a pigeons head, unless they stole ur sausage roll

[joshd96320]

ew
did it steal ur sausage roll? =)

[ketordeath]

it's a fucking pigeon. stamp on it's head and if it's big enough pluck it and eat it. if not, bin it


thank you Global, i wanted to this but thought i might sound like a cunt, now i am only agreeing with a cunt

[GiantMidget]

it's a fucking pigeon. stamp on it's head and if it's big enough pluck it and eat it. if not, bin it

Nah fuck that, you'd get bird brains all over your shoes. We have got a few wood pigeons that 'roost' in our garden. Shot a big ol pigeon a while back and cooked it, Was well nice! :wink: