The Dentist.

[DJCliffy]

I may have to go see the dentist soon about my teeth. Have been experiencing pain in my teeth for a while but am too afraid to see her. Dunno why but i have a real fear of the dentists. Plus it's fucking well expensive. Sometimes i wish i was unemployed cos you get free dental care then, To me that's so unbelievably out of order that i have to pay! :hopeless:

[p0ly]

stimulants = BADDDD TEETH!!!


one reason why i really hate em, i love my teeth

[DJCliffy]

stimulants = BADDDD TEETH!!!


one reason why i really hate em, i love my teeth

Smoking doesn't help as well. I'm gonna have to go though. I really don't like my dentist either, he's a right prick. :hopeless:

[p0ly]

thought u said it was a she?

[DJCliffy]

thought u said it was a she?

The main dentist is a bloke and he's a right c*nt. The last time i went i was seen by a woman even she told me off about my teeth, I don't wanna hear that shit specially if i'm paying loads of money for the privilege.

They have an Indian dentist up there now so hopefully i can see her. I like Indians they just get down to business and sort you out, no bullshit with them! :wink:

[p0ly]

they probaly don't want to see you get gum disease

[DJCliffy]

Probably. I'm just fucking scared of em. Have a proper fear mate, They're like Nazis which is a bit ironic considering the main dentist is from Israel.

[DaftFader]

i hope your dentist is a midget! mwahaha

[DIONYSUS]

goodluck matei fucking hate em as well, ever since i had to have a whole new tooth put in.. think ive got to go back soonish as well, its started to get well wobbly and i dont want to wait till it falls out cause its one of my front ones! :hopeless:

[DIONYSUS]

think i may have a silver one put in when the old one comes out, would look proper funny one silver front tooth! ive even tried it with tinfoil to see what it looked like.. :laugh_at:

[DJCliffy]

I was gonna ring em today but bottled it.

[DJCliffy]

Has anyone ever had fillings before? Do they charge per filling or is it a set price for a few? This is on the NHS mind.

EDIT - Have found out the prices. Just gonna have to man up and get it done, no mucking about. Can someone come with me please. :cry:

[p0ly]

get a lil bit fucked before u go in, take the fear away!!

[DJCliffy]

I'm considering it. although last time i went i was on a beer and coke hangover. Was not the one at all and i was well paranoid. Probably why i haven't been back. No gotta ring em today and make a appointment. :hopeless:

[p0ly]

I'm considering it. although last time i went i was on a beer and coke hangover. Was not the one at all and i was well paranoid. Probably why i haven't been back. No gotta ring em today and make a appointment. :hopeless:


hahahah no wonder!!!:laugh_at:

[DJCliffy]

It's all booked up. Tuesday at 4.30pm. Shit.

[p0ly]

It's all booked up. Tuesday at 4.30pm. Shit.

*play epic scary music*

[DIONYSUS]

It's all booked up. Tuesday at 4.30pm. Shit.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

[DJCliffy]

I told the receptionist to tell the dentist that he has to be nice to me cos i'm scared. She just laughed. I don't think she took me seriously. :cry:

[p0ly]

you should video document your dentist trip

[DJCliffy]

I'm gonna ask them for some laughing gas as well. Apparently if you are very nervous and scared they have to give it to you to calm you down. fucking sweet!

[p0ly]

say u wouldnt mind ur gums being nummed aswell

got any coke love?

[DIONYSUS]

I'm gonna ask them for some laughing gas as well. Apparently if you are very nervous and scared they have to give it to you to calm you down. fucking sweet!

id get right on that!
they might say something when you whip out your pack of balloons tho! :laugh_at:

[DJCliffy]

id get right on that!
they might say something when you whip out your pack of balloons tho! :laugh_at:

I'd tell em do one. I ain't sharing. :wink:

[DJCliffy]

My brother had root canal done today. Fucking well hope i don't have to have that done. From what he told me it's ain't pretty, involves alot of pain! I will say one thing though, now that i know they have laughing gas up there i am quite looking forward to it. they offered it to him and he graciously took it, Gotta love a bit of hippy crack! :laugh_at:

[joshd96320]

I'd tell em do one. I ain't sharing. :wink:
sharing is caring

was 'laughing gas canisters' at the festy but i got IDed :(

[DJCliffy]

OH NO! My date with Doctor Death is fast approaching. I'm on my second glass of wine (no beer in the house) I need courage to face the evil that is the dentist. I am not looking forward to this but know it has to be done. Shit. :yakk:

[p0ly]

is it today?

[DJCliffy]

is it today?

Yep. 4.30. Doubt ill have any treatment done today but if i do then i'm having fucking loads of gas. I figure if i have to pay an excessive amount of money for them to torture me then the least they could do is get me high.

[joshd96320]

youll be alright mate the more u think about it the worse it gets

at the end of the day youll be in more pain if u dont get it done

just think of a happy place :P

[DJCliffy]

just think of a happy place :P

The last time i had to think of a happy place was in a truck stop toilet and it wasn't very happy. The dentist has laughing gas and i shall be asking for it. that will be my happy place.

[joshd96320]

lol

haha

"that will be my happy place"

[p0ly]

cliffy must be getting restless by now

[DJCliffy]

Yep. Not long to go.

[photographthesun]

Good luck mate, I know how you feel, fucking hate dentists. Nearly bit his hand off last time I had a filling. Demand to be sedated!

[p0ly]

i dont mind the dentist too much

[DJCliffy]

Good luck mate, I know how you feel, fucking hate dentists. Nearly bit his hand off last time I had a filling. Demand to be sedated!

Cheers pal, yeah i'm definitely gonna ask for sedation. :wink:

[DIONYSUS]

OH NO! My date with Doctor Death is fast approaching. I'm on my second glass of wine (no beer in the house) I need courage to face the evil that is the dentist. I am not looking forward to this but know it has to be done. Shit. :yakk:

if you've been drinking they wont be able to give you anything for the pain so you'll just have to have it out! :crazy:

[DJCliffy]

Ok guys i shall see you all soon. I'm off for some oral fun. :cry: