So Tell Me, What Turns YOU On?

[Holeydel]

For me it's seeing a woman drinking beer :alcoholic

phwooooaaar...!

[Angel]

The man I love..

Not much, he just have to look at me :shy:

[spark_plug]

manly men.

[joshd96320]

nice hair / face + cuddlable ;p

[Holeydel]

nice hair / face + cuddlable ;p

A bit like yourself then if your profile pic is anything to go by...

[p0ly]

two drink minimum :laugh_at:

[Holeydel]

two drink minimum :laugh_at:

Two lemonades are on their way to you :alcoholic

[DJCliffy]

So tell me, what turns you on?


Pretty much anything really but I would have to say a girl with nice legs, love that. Also a bird whose on pills works as well, nothing turns me on more than a bird whose pilling (unless they're on my pills that is) :crazy_dru

[p0ly]

Pretty much anything really but I would have to say a girl with nice legs, love that. Also a bird whose on pills works as well, nothing turns me on more than a bird whose pilling (unless they're on my pills that is) :crazy_dru

ive seen some filthy looking girls on pills :yakk: gurn gurn gurn, restless restless restless.

[DJCliffy]

ive seen some filthy looking girls on pills :yakk: gurn gurn gurn, restless restless restless.

I hasten to add they have to be fit pill monkeys. Call me a pig but i'm not really into mingers.

[p0ly]

I hasten to add they have to be fit pill monkeys. Call me a pig but i'm not really into mingers.

you can't help how you feel

[DJCliffy]

you can't help how you feel

True. :laugh_at:

[p0ly]

unless they buy ya the 2 drinks

[DJCliffy]

unless they buy ya the 2 drinks

Oh yeah that's a completely different story then.

[joshd96320]

mr happy
i have that on vinyl

i quite like that song

hi

[p0ly]

mr happy makes u horny?

[joshd96320]

yesyes

[Dom_sufc]

Pony tails and intelligence :laugh_at:

[DaftFader]

BLOND DREDS!!!!!

oh wait no that's dj process ..


um ...

BIG BIRD FORM SESIMY STREET

oh no wait that's my favorit make belive charicter ..

errr...

CHEESE CAKE!!!

um what were we talking about again? :hopeless:

[Tank Girl]

eyes, ability to make me laugh, and intelligence :love:

[DJCliffy]

Cheese.

[DaftFader]

smiles do it for me ... and eyes now you mention it tg and the obvious

[MisterDuck]

viagra

[DJCliffy]

and the obvious

Unusually large feet??

[uglyprettytrash]

it seems my type at the moment is mess heads.. haha.

[spark_plug]

it seems my type at the moment is mess heads.. haha.

you fancy oli dont you

[uglyprettytrash]

you fancy oli dont you

nah don't think so. we already had this conversation on saturday.

[spark_plug]

nah don't think so. we already had this conversation on saturday.

i drank a bottle of brandy rhiannon. as if im gonna remember what i talked about

[DaftFader]

pokey bum wank on webcamnow this turns me on :love: :laugh_at:

[globalloon]

when i was about 7 i went on a kind of hardcore summer camp in the welsh mountains

i asked one of the staff what his favourite things about women were and he said "mouths for blow jobs and fannies for fucking"

i didn't know what blow jobs were, so i didn't learn much from him

but now i'm all grown up i like eyes, smiles and a pert bottom.

[smokeitup]

messy travellers and crusty squatters.. girls with shaved heads and guys with dreads!!

[spark_plug]

hippie/punk/squatter boys with colourful, extrovert hair

[MisterDuck]

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc23/DoorQPictures/Jacktorchwood.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/2005_x/1024/05.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s2_10gallery/1024/rose1.jpg

[DaftFader]

SHAMEFULL BOOTHY!

[SweetAss]

eyes, smiles and a pert bottom.

Green eyes preferably + back dimples!!!!:weee:

[DIONYSUS]

BLOND DREDS!!!!!

oh wait no that's dj process

dont know what your talking about... :wink:

[Holeydel]

Women with balls.

And by that I mean chicks who break the trend and approaches a guy first. Not a chick who has a pair of balls swinging between her legs, obviously.

Unless she had pert breasts to go with it, then I'll have to reconsider...

[JamZandwich]

sweaty arse cracks

[MisterDuck]

SHAMEFULL BOOTHY!

pipe-down you

john barrowman is a sexual god

[JamZandwich]

kim marsh in her undies eating a hot dogg..


http://content.totallynsfw.com/media/celebs/galleries/kymmarshtopless/kym.jpg

phooaaarreeee

[AGENT 15]

Small feet in really sexy foot wear . 1940/50's style pin up girls, Burlesque,

[p0ly]

turn me on

[DJCliffy]

Wenches turn me on.

[MisterDuck]

http://warisboring.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/borat-mankini-62408-1.jpg

[Southcaver]

Crack whores with no teeth

[ketordeath]

got to love hippy, dread-locked women, especially ones that love to get wrecked and can party all night and all day.....

[greenelf]

got to love hippy, dread-locked women, especially ones that love to get wrecked and can party all night and all day.....



I'm part way there - and I was very wrecked in this photo!!!

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss195/djukh/meonguitar.jpg

[greenelf]

Ooh - and what turns me on... It depends on what day it is, who it is, what I'm doing, how I feel etc.

Sometimes its the thrill of the chase, mostly it's naughty things when it's someone new, being leapt upon for 'surprise sex'...

[ketordeath]

oh dj, what are doing to me, trying to work and now to distracted to concentrate......

.....there is only one thing for it, i will have to become your stalker and leap out on you for some suprise sex.......

[Holeydel]

Girlfriends Mums!

Not just any Mum of course, I mean every girlfriend has a Mum, but one who's still proper attractive.

When I was in my late teens I was dating a chick who's ma was in her mid thrities. Fit as fuck she was and foregn too which meant she had an accent to go with it. I used to almost cream my pants everytime she asked me something!

[p0ly]

ha that reminds me

foreigners!!! they are the best

[greenelf]

oh dj, what are doing to me, trying to work and now to distracted to concentrate......

.....there is only one thing for it, i will have to become your stalker and leap out on you for some suprise sex.......

Ha. Ha ha. Nice one.

[Iacchus]

midget scat rodeo

triple anal fisting

[joshd96320]

Ha. Ha ha. Nice one.

:laugh_at:

[joshd96320]

midget scat rodeo

triple anal fisting

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[greenelf]

Yer on a roll, Josh... x

[joshd96320]

yes yes!

[p0ly]

sweet dirty talk

[Holeydel]

Chicks who wear hats.

I used to wear hats all the time to hide a dodgy hairstyle I was convinced that would eventually become popular (it never) and now when I chick wears a hat - it's cooooooooool...

[spark_plug]

Chicks who wear hats.

I used to wear hats all the time to hide a dodgy hairstyle I was convinced that would eventually become popular (it never) and now when I chick wears a hat - it's cooooooooool...

so you want a girlfriends mum who drinks pints, wears hats, and starts fights?

[p0ly]

girl in a bikini
tasty

[Holeydel]

so you want a girlfriends mum who drinks pints, wears hats, and starts fights?

Why, you got someone in mind?? :weee: :weee: :weee:

[spark_plug]

Why, you got someone in mind?? :weee: :weee: :weee:

i dont think that person exists so, no, i dont hhaha

[p0ly]

so josh d, what turns you on?

[joshmow56]

Pretty much anything really but I would have to say a girl with nice legs, love that. Also a bird whose on pills works as well, nothing turns me on more than a bird whose pilling (unless they're on my pills that is) :crazy_dru

Snap, not pills tho, just mandy. I don't find them very often tho.

[DJCliffy]

Snap, not pills tho, just mandy. I don't find them very often tho.

Same as mate. They are a rare breed.

[p0ly]

imagine kissing a gurning mandy girl

no.... thank you

[DJCliffy]

imagine kissing a gurning mandy girl

no.... thank you

I love it mate. I love a girl on mandy or pills. Specially the foreplay, A couple of the birds i been with recently have said they've never had it so good. Thanks largely to them being on pills and my what i like to think is my inpeccable skills in the bedroom dept!! Still though, you gotta take your compliments where you can. :laugh_at:

[joshd96320]

so josh d, what turns you on?

a button on the back of my head


do you want to know a serious answer?

[p0ly]

yes please josh

[p0ly]

I love it mate. I love a girl on mandy or pills. Specially the foreplay, A couple of the birds i been with recently have said they've never had it so good. Thanks largely to them being on pills and my what i like to think is my inpeccable skills in the bedroom dept!! Still though, you gotta take your compliments where you can. :laugh_at:

got any cliffy tips? :laugh_at:

[joshd96320]

yes please josh

nice hair, nice n soft

not caked in make up

not skinny (but not fat by all means)

lovable, cuddlable

but most of all a friendly loving bubbly personality =)

[DJCliffy]

got any cliffy tips? :laugh_at:

Lightly stroke the inner thigh and tease em with it. Fucking works wonders mate, It ain't always about the obvious erogenous zones. try behind the back of the knees as well. :wink:

[photographthesun]

I like a nice hairy fanny myself

[p0ly]

haha im a tickle pro mate!!

i fuckin enjoy it