What To Do If a Condom Gets Stuck Inside You?

[swish]

What could happen if a condom sticks inside ya? Are there any chances of pregnancy in this case? And what to do if a condom rips off apart... ohhhh Sh*t!

[DaftFader]

morning after pill .....

[uglyprettytrash]

the chance of pregnancy is increased... so yea morning after pill would be a plan.

getting the condom removed would also be quite wise i reckon.

[spark_plug]

i remember this really rancid girl telling all her mates how she got 2 tampons stuck up her f*nny on the college bus once. shes was f*cking rouuuughhhhhh

[DIONYSUS]

i remember this really rancid girl telling all her mates how she got 2 tampons stuck up her f*nny on the college bus once. shes was f*cking rouuuughhhhhh

she sounds nice :yakk:

[DaftFader]

I'D GO FOR A BIT OF THAT!!!

[tartipants]

You might also what to go and get some tests done at the local STD clinic. A split condom does not lead to pregnancy only! :)

[uglyprettytrash]

i remember this really rancid girl telling all her mates how she got 2 tampons stuck up her f*nny on the college bus once. shes was f*cking rouuuughhhhhh

thats revolting.

i knew someone who slept with their gf (her first time) and the condom got stuck in her and she gave him thrush. UNLUCKY!

[Holeydel]

If a condom gets stuck inside you my advice is to remove it - I mean you wouldn't want to leave it in there for the next fella to find

[MisterDuck]

stick a cork up your arse and try to fart

[DJCliffy]

What could happen if a condom sticks inside ya? Are there any chances of pregnancy in this case? And what to do if a condom rips off apart... ohhhh Sh*t!

Well i can help you here. I'll assemble the finest and brightest minds on the planet, load them into my ship and then get shrunk down to a microscopic size. We'll then be injected into your body via the anus, then avoiding the white blood cells which will surely try to destroy us we will find that pesky condom, upon finding said jonny, we'll use a small thermonuclear device and blow it to smithereens. All that'll happen is you'll feel a bit of pressure but this will be solved with a small but pleasant queef. We'll then travel upwards to your nasal passage where we can be safely sneezed into a petri dish and then unshrunk to normal size. I'll need £20,000 up front please.

[joshd96320]

All that'll happen is you'll feel a bit of pressure but this will be solved with a small but pleasant queef.

LMFAO :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[photographthesun]

ewww

[p0ly]

nice thread =/

[DaftFader]

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[uglyprettytrash]

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:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[joshd96320]

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i physically shuddered at that!

[tartipants]

i physically shuddered at that!

Really? I crossed my legs! :hopeless:

[Iacchus]

my old man is a GP.. frequently has to remove items from girls vaginas. Last one was a 16 yr old girl who lost a tube of cosmetics while pleasuring herself.

my dad extracted the tube from this poor crying girl, turned out it was the 'passion fruit' version. lollilops

[DIONYSUS]

my old man is a GP.. frequently has to remove items from girls vaginas. Last one was a 16 yr old girl who lost a tube of cosmetics while pleasuring herself.

my dad extracted the tube from this poor crying girl, turned out it was the 'passion fruit' version. lollilops

:laugh_at:

[p0ly]

my old man is a GP.. frequently has to remove items from girls vaginas. Last one was a 16 yr old girl who lost a tube of cosmetics while pleasuring herself.

my dad extracted the tube from this poor crying girl, turned out it was the 'passion fruit' version. lollilops

oh my!!! that must be so fucking embarrasing

[SweetAss]

my old man is a GP.. frequently has to remove items from girls vaginas. Last one was a 16 yr old girl who lost a tube of cosmetics while pleasuring herself.

my dad extracted the tube from this poor crying girl, turned out it was the 'passion fruit' version. lollilops

My sister is an OT on A&E.......guy came in a few weeks ago with a cricket ball up his ass.
Weirdest bit though was supposedly id didn't seem to bother him....just strolled in said he was bored and stuck the ball a little too far!!!!!:you_crazy

[joshd96320]

my old man is a GP.. frequently has to remove items from girls vaginas. Last one was a 16 yr old girl who lost a tube of cosmetics while pleasuring herself.

my dad extracted the tube from this poor crying girl, turned out it was the 'passion fruit' version. lollilops

his willy?
sorry, had to be said :|

LMAO why a tube of cosmetics

and lol.. passion :p

[p0ly]

My sister is an OT on A&E.......guy came in a few weeks ago with a cricket ball up his ass.
Weirdest bit though was supposedly id didn't seem to bother him....just strolled in said he was bored and stuck the ball a little too far!!!!!:you_crazy

dont we all do that for fun?

[MisterDuck]

dont we all do that for fun?

mini-rugby balls mate

it's shape means it eases in better, it's a gradual stretching rather than a hefty punt

[p0ly]

mini-rugby balls mate

it's shape means it eases in better, it's a gradual stretching rather than a hefty punt

shit, what have i been doing all these years!!!! RUGBY BALLS IT IS

[Holeydel]

How about nothing at all, eh??

[FixOrRepairDaily]

this thread's wrong!

i remember this really rancid girl telling all her mates how she got 2 tampons stuck up her f*nny on the college bus once. shes was f*cking rouuuughhhhhh

a loose moose perhaps?

[joshd96320]

a loose moose perhaps?

:laugh_at:

[MisterDuck]

this thread's wrong!

but it feels so right

[FixOrRepairDaily]

innit!

[Angel]

What could happen if a condom sticks inside ya? Are there any chances of pregnancy in this case? And what to do if a condom rips off apart... ohhhh Sh*t!

Wonder how a 26 year old person can even ask a question like that.. :crazy:

have you lived under a rock all of your life :/

[DIONYSUS]

Wonder how a 26 year old person can even ask a question like that.. :crazy:

have you lived under a rock all of your life :/

pretty shocking isnt it.

[Holeydel]

Wonder how a 26 year old person can even ask a question like that.. :crazy:

have you lived under a rock all of your life :/

Belonged to the church I reckon

[DJCliffy]

have you lived under a rock all of your life :/

Maybe she's been living in a cellar? :crazy:

[Holeydel]

Maybe she's been living in a cellar? :crazy:

What, like with Josef Fritzl or someone?? If reports are to be believed then I understand he never used condoms...

[photographthesun]

What, like with Josef Fritzl or someone?? If reports are to be believed then I understand he never used condoms...

eww I'm sure this thread should be on SJ

[MisterDuck]

What, like with Josef Fritzl or someone?? If reports are to be believed then I understand he never used condoms...

nah, people like joseph and myself don't

i mean, you want grandchildren

proudest day of my life when my grandson/son was born

i named him tarrokay, it means "a piece of me"

[Southcaver]

What could happen if a condom sticks inside ya? Are there any chances of pregnancy in this case? And what to do if a condom rips off apart... ohhhh Sh*t!

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[Holeydel]

i named him tarrokay, it means "a piece of me"

In America they use 'Jr' or 'the second'

[bryonbond]

stick a cork up your arse and try to fart

LOL :love: