Pregnant

[Sketchy]

My Gf Is Pregnant

It Started Off With Us Haveing No Condoms And I decided That Cling Film Would Work To Prevent Babies.

Turns Out Even Though I Wraped The Shit OUta My Dick It Failed

Shes Pregnant

My Brother Says To Jus Push Her Down The Stairs And Hope For The Best Please Help Im Not Ready To Hav A Kid

Serious Answers Only

[photographthesun]

Is this an attempt at humor?

[DJCliffy]

Clingfilm works, trust me. Sound's a bit iffy if your brother wants her dead, I reckon he's got her up the duff.

[joshd96320]

err

[p0ly]

pregnanTcy hahahahhaha

[uglyprettytrash]

...cling film?

and you're surprised?

throw yourself down the stairs for assuming that would work when you could've just not had sex.

[DJCliffy]

In all seriousness though mate, If you're gonna have sex then you gotta be prepared to accept the consequences. How old is your gf? Maybe you should talk to her and see what she wants to do. if she wants to keep it then be a man and support her.

[p0ly]

Whats With The Capitals?

[Holeydel]

Should have used tin foil

[DJCliffy]

Should have used tin foil

You need tin foil to stop the ruskies from invading your mind.

[Soul glow Bro]

Congrats!!!!

[Soul glow Bro]

...cling film?

and you're surprised?

throw yourself down the stairs for assuming that would work when you could've just not had sex.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH @ cling film...my oh my!

[DIONYSUS]

...cling film?

and you're surprised?

throw yourself down the stairs for assuming that would work when you could've just not had sex.

+1. :laugh_at:
schoolboy error to be honest, should have used grease proof paper :wink:

[benbear]

Turns Out Even Though I Wraped The Shit OUta My Dick It Failed



I have this image of this in my head and it won't go away. :yakk:

[photographthesun]

I have this image of this in my head and it won't go away. :yakk:

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

[Tank Girl]

My Brother Says To Jus Push Her Down The Stairs And Hope For The Best Please Help Im Not Ready To Hav A Kid

Serious Answers Only

WTF??

you write something like this and ask for serious answers????

if this is serious - which I very much doubt - to be frank I pitty your child if it is born with a 'father' like you






throw yourself down the stairs for assuming that would work when you could've just not had sex.

Ditto

[Dom_sufc]

I think some of you lot are taking this too seriously! I did a little lol, although this maybe appeals to my SJ style humor.

[Tank Girl]

I think some of you lot are taking this too seriously! I did a little lol, although this maybe appeals to my SJ style humor.
your prob right honey- but I dont go on SJ as I dont like it - so dont want it here ......

[Dom_sufc]

your prob right honey- but I dont go on SJ as I dont like it - so dont want it here ......

Fair doos. I always thought as SJ as a bit of a foul and despicable place, but after a while got to like the dark humor. Although I will admit there are some tossers hehe.

I like the Ying Yang, which is why I still post here too :)

I remember the day just over a year ago when I asked the question, "what is SJ ?". Oh if I could turn back time ;D

[Max Troy]

Well ... there are options. Depending on how far she's gone she can take a pill to abort it. If she's far gone and has to get a real abortion, then so be it, I'm assuming you don't want a kid. If she refuses abortion on moral grounds and she wants the kid you can either stick with her, or tell her where to stick it. The 'choice' is with the woman ultimately, not the man. It's her body, she will carry the baby to term, and can have an abortion if she chooses.

Abortion is inconvenient, but in my opinion 100% moral. Capacity to suffer is the only thing to be considered. Anyone who eats meat can stand on no moral ground if disagreeing with abortion, at any stage. Far more physical suffering is imparted upon a slaughtered pig or chicken than an 'aborted' embryo.

Embryo's don't have souls. No one does. Abortion.

[Dom_sufc]

Well ... there are options. Depending on how far she's gone she can take a pill to abort it. If she's far gone and has to get a real abortion, then so be it, I'm assuming you don't want a kid. If she refuses abortion on moral grounds and she wants the kid you can either stick with her, or tell her where to stick it. The 'choice' is with the woman ultimately, not the man. It's her body, she will carry the baby to term, and can have an abortion if she chooses.

Abortion is inconvenient, but in my opinion 100% moral. Capacity to suffer is the only thing to be considered. Anyone who eats meat can stand on no moral ground if disagreeing with abortion, at any stage. Far more physical suffering is imparted upon a slaughtered pig or chicken than an 'aborted' embryo.

Embryo's don't have souls. No one does. Abortion.

Hellooooo??:weee:

[p0ly]

Embryo's don't have souls. No one does. Abortion.


i got ham but im not a hampster

[Angel]

My Gf Is Pregnant

It Started Off With Us Haveing No Condoms And I decided That Cling Film Would Work To Prevent Babies.

Turns Out Even Though I Wraped The Shit OUta My Dick It Failed

Shes Pregnant

My Brother Says To Jus Push Her Down The Stairs And Hope For The Best Please Help Im Not Ready To Hav A Kid

Serious Answers Only


I'm sorry, but how can you say "Serious Answers Only", don't really understand how a person can be this ignorant, what are you ... 11 years old :you_crazy

And for your brother..
I'm not a violent person, but if I met him on a dark night and we were alone, I would beat the shit out of him.. :you_smart

[Holeydel]

I'm not a violent person, but if I met him on a dark night and we were alone, I would beat the shit out of him.. :you_smart

Blimey, not violent eh??

[Tank Girl]

if I met him on a dark night and we were alone, I would beat the shit out of him.. :you_smart

:ar15::ar15::ar15::ar15:

[Angel]

Blimey, not violent eh??

Nope :love:

[photographthesun]

Nope :love:

Angel broke my jaw and cut off my index finger :(

[Tank Girl]

Angel broke my jaw and cut off my index finger :(
:laugh_at::laugh_at:

[LongLashes]

Cling film? Are you mad!
You should have just waited till you got condoms, bit silly really!
and i cant believe your brother said you should push her down the stairs!

You need to talk to each other (Y)

[Tank Girl]

whats with your sig? what you sellin?

[joshd96320]

big willy's

[sheepRfluffy]

I'm sorry, but how can you say "Serious Answers Only", don't really understand how a person can be this ignorant, what are you ... 11 years old :you_crazy

And for your brother..
I'm not a violent person, but if I met him on a dark night and we were alone, I would beat the shit out of him.. :you_smart
go on girl! raaa

[DaftFader]

best contraseption for you is to get a hacksaw and cut your cock off ... you will never get another girl pregnant again ... :love:

[General Lighting]

Serious Answers Only

The Boy Who Cried Wolf - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boy_Who_Cried_Wolf)

remember that people what are a lot more powerful than us monitor this site and they can get away with "taking things at face value"

domestic violence even amongst teens is a really big issue in East Anglia and there are fuckloads of do-gooder cop types monitoring sites like this, you're talking about 30 something cops with first class honours degrees what studied hard from junior school, never put a foot wrong and go to church every Sunday...

most normal people, particularly blokes my sort of age group, would totally disagree with cops battering a bunch of ravers and sending non-violent people to jail if they genuinely were a bunch of hand holding hippies dancing around in a forest - but if they can be demonised as dumbed down misogynists only interested in casual sex, drugs and instant gratification then the normals don't give a flying fuck when they get battered or lose their liberty..

free speech always has a cost. the feds don't need to "take it as a joke", the jokes on you when they are authorising the TSG to clear a rave "in the interests of safety"