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DJCliffy
27-04-2009, 11:03 PM
Is a fresh pair of clean socks. I swear, after a manic night out there's nothing better than putting some on, goes for boxers as well (not Y-Fronts tho) Bit random i know but there it is. :weee:

Holeydel
27-04-2009, 11:31 PM
Taking a leak. When you've been absolutely busting to take a pee for ages and ages but for some reason or another you couldn't go... then finally reaching the khazi.. that feels pretty good too :pee:

photographthesun
28-04-2009, 04:21 AM
lol

Soul glow Bro
28-04-2009, 06:20 AM
ejaculating after a month of abstenation...*sweeeesh*

DaftFader
28-04-2009, 06:57 AM
why does every one say "the best thing since sliced bread" when every one blatently prefers the bread you cut your self into massive door stops????

MisterDuck
28-04-2009, 09:06 AM
why does every one say "the best thing since sliced bread" when every one blatently prefers the bread you cut your self into massive door stops????

very good point, it's all about freshly baked loaves.

why does that sound like i'm talking about turds? hmmm...

MisterDuck
28-04-2009, 09:08 AM
oh, and the best thing in da worlds evar is comin in after manic weekend session when you are done in and a bit cold in jeans what are now the wrongest thing ever, pulling on clean boxers, socks and a really soft pair of trackies and a soft shirt, pullin your bed covers over you and your best mates, sticking the telly on and drifting away. add some orange juice in there too! or bare cups of tea.

SweetAss
28-04-2009, 09:16 AM
oh, and the best thing in da worlds evar is comin in after manic weekend session when you are done in and a bit cold in jeans what are now the wrongest thing ever, pulling on clean boxers, socks and a really soft pair of trackies and a soft shirt, pullin your bed covers over you and your best mates, sticking the telly on and drifting away. add some orange juice in there too! or bare cups of tea.
Never have I read a truer word!!!!!:weee:

DaftFader
28-04-2009, 12:49 PM
pullin your bed covers over you and your best mates
bum sex?:weee:

AGENT 15
28-04-2009, 12:58 PM
I hear that !

So is opening a fresh jar of coffee and taking the foil off with the spoon by tracing the internal circumference so so pleaseing

MisterDuck
28-04-2009, 02:09 PM
bum sex?:weee:

depends how much the pills have worn off :laugh_at:

p0ly
28-04-2009, 04:36 PM
gnomes

chilmaxin
28-04-2009, 06:06 PM
dropping a duece

AGENT 15
29-04-2009, 11:10 AM
dropping a duece

Whats a duece?

DaftFader
29-04-2009, 12:44 PM
you drink it ... like orange duece ect. :wink:

p0ly
29-04-2009, 07:16 PM
crabs

joshd96320
29-04-2009, 07:49 PM
ive got a big bag of
crabs
and im gunna put them in my mouth!

p0ly
29-04-2009, 09:07 PM
just picturing u in bed when u webcammed for me josh

heaven

Tank Girl
29-04-2009, 09:40 PM
hot long bath, clean PJ's and clean bed linen is great if on my own

If not some fucking rampant sex :love:

Holeydel
29-04-2009, 10:56 PM
If not some fucking rampant sex :love:

Spot on! Being really really horny and having uncontrollable desire to have sex with the person your with, but you're trying to find a place to do it. Then finally getting the chance to have a quickie, that sex can be some of the best.

I had that experience at the weekend in Paris - I couldn't find anywhere without any people so thought, fuck it - let's go somewhere where there's lots of people. Disabled toilets in The Louvre Museum it was then. I'm probably the first person to ever visit the museum and not see one painting...

joshd96320
29-04-2009, 10:58 PM
just picturing u in bed when u webcammed for me josh

heaven

u love it :P :D

p0ly
29-04-2009, 11:00 PM
ur getting me horny now, wana meet up and find a disabled toilet to go in together?

joshd96320
29-04-2009, 11:26 PM
LMFAO

r u bringing milking equipment

you do make me chuckleee young one
<3

Holeydel
29-04-2009, 11:33 PM
Poly he's only 15, we have laws in this country you know!

joshd96320
29-04-2009, 11:34 PM
Poly he's only 15, we have laws in this country you know!

you raise a valid point

arrest this man.

joshd96320
29-04-2009, 11:35 PM
BACK ON TOPIC:

the best thing in the world is a really soft cuddly hug whilst wearing a soft jumper.

awwww :)



either that or going for a piss after needing one for the past 3 hours
ahhh relief :D

Tank Girl
29-04-2009, 11:51 PM
Spot on! Being really really horny and having uncontrollable desire to have sex with the person your with, but you're trying to find a place to do it. Then finally getting the chance to have a quickie, that sex can be some of the best.

I had that experience at the weekend in Paris - I couldn't find anywhere without any people so thought, fuck it - let's go somewhere where there's lots of people. Disabled toilets in The Louvre Museum it was then. I'm probably the first person to ever visit the museum and not see one painting...
:bounce_fl:bounce_fl good for you



BACK ON TOPIC:

the best thing in the world is a really soft cuddly hug whilst wearing a soft jumper.


defo - big hugs are great :love:

joshd96320
29-04-2009, 11:59 PM
:)

vr3x_RRJdd4
:group_hug:group_hug:group_hug

DJCliffy
30-04-2009, 12:15 AM
Another brilliant thing is being able to piss after not being able to piss on mandy, I call it the Ewees.

Tank Girl
30-04-2009, 12:20 AM
or being in bed really dehydrated and needing a glass of water and getting a drink ......

Tank Girl
30-04-2009, 12:22 AM
also fresh bread and soya spread is just scrummy :love:

AGENT 15
30-04-2009, 08:59 AM
you drink it ... like orange duece ect. :wink:

hahahaha
Funneh!

Iacchus
30-04-2009, 04:11 PM
radiator pants!!! :D

p0ly
30-04-2009, 04:28 PM
dopamine and serotonin