Help: Our Live-in Nanny is a Flirt

[coffeemonster142]

my wife's fit best friend has become our live in nanny.
she flirts constantly
and has taken to walking around in just bra & panties
should i f*ck her
god i want to

[photographthesun]

no.

kill her.

do it now.

[p0ly]

do u want to stay in the relationship with ur wife? if yes, is a few hours of fun worth ruining ur marriage?

[coffeemonster142]

lol
not wot i was looking for
and if you saw her you wouldn't be saying it
but still laughing

[p0ly]

ok then, F*CK HER and f*ck ur marriage. is that what u were lookin for?

[coffeemonster142]

not really



a party would be nice though

[p0ly]

then u could consume large amounts of coffee and have a good time

[coffeemonster142]

i guess your right


but that much coffee would not help the dreaming

and being married thats all thats left

lol

[p0ly]

have u tried chronic wanking to help these cravings?

[coffeemonster142]

with which one
lol

[p0ly]

tsssssssst, post a pic of this girl plz? you seem to be pretty desperate 2 fuck her

remember its just an instinct!

[coffeemonster142]

new to this how do i get the pics in

[p0ly]

click on post reply, then loads of icons will come up (smiley faces etc)

you will see a paperclip and an arrow next to it, i think ull know what to do from there

[Sketchy]

as if u wud ask on the net if u shud shag sum peng bird



gimme ur wifes phone num .... wen im dun wi her ill giv the link to this thread lol

[p0ly]

now this thread sounds like a jeremy kyle title!!!
AAHAHAHAHAH

[DaftFader]

yeah i really think you need to post a pic in order for us to decide .. it all depends on what she looks like :razz:

[Tank Girl]

my wife's fit best friend has become our live in nanny.
she flirts constantly
and has taken to walking around in just bra & panties
should i f*ck her
god i want to

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[binge]

Ha yes it's a bit Jemery Kyle.......... my advice is don't touch the friend. BUT- I'd suggest telling your wife that her friend is making you horny and then suggest a threesome. This could go one of 4 ways:

1. Your wife throws you out.
2. Your wife throws her friend out.
3. Your wife thinks she has been neglecting you and starts paying more attention and ensuring that you only have eyes for her.
4. You discover that this was the plan all along and they are actually slightly more than best friends. You end up living in domestic bliss with 2 beautiful women and having threesomes every night.

I'm only realy half joking here!! Yes, 1. is pretty bad- but if you haven't touched the friend then you still have the higher ground (of sorts) so it'd be pretty unlikey. No 2. solves your problem, and 3. and 4. are serious bonuses!

Above all don't be dishonest- if you shag the friend behind her back then all is lost. Your wife will know her friend is hot, and this may even be a test. If you're completely honest about it all it may work out...

(Let us know if it does.)

[joshd96320]

pics of both please :p
then we can decide

[DJCliffy]

my wife's fit best friend has become our live in nanny.
she flirts constantly
and has taken to walking around in just bra & panties
should i f*ck her
god i want to

I'd get a new nanny, I have the perfect nanny in mind, Her name is Helga, She likes deep fried foods and long sessions on the sofa watching Polish home shopping channels, Give her a go mate you never know she might be the one!

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/ASOLAMEAQKWD.jpg

[p0ly]

helga looks damn sexy, though i think their real name is henry

[joshd96320]

lol looks like the guy off family guy

[DaftFader]

some one's been on mingers.com again

[p0ly]

some one's been on mingers.com again

hahahahahaha

[Dom_sufc]

You can still tango with 3, ya know... :weee:

[AGENT 15]

no.

kill her.

do it now.


No NO no

Fuck her , then kill, then feed her to your wife and child.

Problem solved.

[Holeydel]

Fuck her , then kill, then feed her to your wife and child.

If you decide to boil her then it's an absolute MUST that you add a tea spoon of salt to the water. This really brings out the flavour of human meat. Add some vegetables for vitamins and serve.

[photographthesun]

If you decide to boil her then it's an absolute MUST that you add a tea spoon of salt to the water. This really brings out the flavour of human meat. Add some vegetables for vitamins and serve.

Dont boil her, spit roast her, boiling is manky meat wise!

EDIT: spit roast her as a cooking methiod mind, nothing kinky

[DJCliffy]

No NO no

Fuck her , then kill, then feed her to your wife and child.

Problem solved.

:laugh_at: Bit of breast anyone? :weee:

[AGENT 15]

Good work guys , thats what i like to see people more disturbed than I i dont feel so alone :)

[p0ly]

Good work guys , thats what i like to see people more disturbed than I i dont feel so alone :)

everyones disturbed, some are better at hiding it

[DJCliffy]

Good work guys , thats what i like to see people more disturbed than I i dont feel so alone :)

everyones disturbed, some are better at hiding it

I'm proud of my disturbed mind. it's taken a long time to achieve this level of insanity.

[p0ly]

its all about disturbed people! way more fun and dont care what people think