I Need Sex... Help!

[davidjohnson]

I need to have sex. Help me!

[Angel]

not sure you'll find sex here :weee:

Try to go out and meet people, maybe be active in your community

But stop being so desperate, will not help you anyway

Or rent a h**ker :hiding:

[p0ly]

you mean you want to have sex.

[DJCliffy]

I need to have sex. Help me!


I hear raccoons are very active this time of year. I'd look there if i were you.

[p0ly]

I hear raccoons are very active this time of year. I'd look there if i were you.

dont forget about dave

[joshd96320]

the fact that your saying that on here probably tells half the reason why you have not had sex recently.

[Holeydel]

A hibernating bear is what I recommend. They've been sleeping and thus without sex all winter, so they'll shag anything right now. If you bring a food hamper containing honey the bear will even go down on you.

Good luck

[p0ly]

go to the netherlands ;)

[DJCliffy]

Just get a prostitute OP.

[p0ly]

i bet someone on this forum gets a little bit bored, makes a new account and posts 1 stupid sex thread

[joshd96320]

hold up its david johnson
DAVE!

poly - im sure u can give him sex..

[p0ly]

DAVE!! HES BACK!!!!! OMG OMG OMG, GIMME UR ADDRESS ILL FUCK U ASAP

[joshd96320]

pmsl! ere we go :p