Clinical Flirt, Here!

[greenelf]

Gimme yer best shot :wink:

[spark_plug]

show me your clunge

[Sini]

Get your rat out!

Same as Spark's really.

[greenelf]

funny you should mention getting it out... i was well bored at 8am today and got naked, jumped in the bath, got out again, took pics...

[Sini]

Get your pics out!

[greenelf]

errrrr my girlbits are not for internetting (and i cant put the others on photobucket, it takes them down!)

[Sini]

Letdown!!

[greenelf]

flirting isn't about seeing it, its about the implication... mmm...

[p0ly]

flirting isn't about seeing it, its about the implication... mmm...

get it out then

[greenelf]

get it out then

hey there cute stuff, yer head's a funny shape but i bet it does interesting things...

[Sini]

hey there cute stuff, yer head's a funny shape but i bet it does interesting things...

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

[p0ly]

my heads changed shape since then, just havent uploaded more pics

[GrassChopper]

Gimme yer best shot :wink:

Best shot? If I give it a good squeeze at the base, for pressure, can hit the house on the opposite side of the road from my window. The people think its bird shit, ha! :love:

[Holeydel]

Best shot? If I give it a good squeeze at the base, for pressure, can hit the house on the opposite side of the road from my window. The people think its bird shit, ha! :love:

Was that you who landed on my head?? Fucker! I'll get you back...

[Tank Girl]

:yakk::yakk:Was that you who landed on my head?? Fucker! I'll get you back...

[greenelf]

ohhhh the giggles

i'm surprised that without the aid of flirting, i managed to acquire someone this weekend... see how it goes, innit *big bashful grin*

[p0ly]

hehe good luck

[greenelf]

hehe good luck


yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay see where it goes...

[joshd96320]

in your ear :P

[greenelf]

in your ear :P

ahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats great!

raaa

[joshd96320]

raaa

[MisterDuck]

sit on my face and i'll guess your weight

[p0ly]

boothy loves that alot

[MisterDuck]

boothy loves that alot

works better than rohypnol mate

[p0ly]

hhahahaha have u proven this?

[MisterDuck]

hhahahaha have u proven this?

sort of

rohypnol is more consistent however is more risky and reqiures slyness

my favourite is to hit them with "sit on my face" and whilst they look appalled and run to their nearest friend to express their disgust, zap em with the old drink-spiking

i call it "sit on my date-rape"

[p0ly]

wow thx for ur insightful information! you could post this in the 'I need sex' thread

[MisterDuck]

wow thx for ur insightful information! you could post this in the 'I need sex' thread

apart from i don't, to be honest

[p0ly]

no i meant for the guy who needs sex

[MisterDuck]

i see

tips of the trade though

you never know, he could steal my targets

how was your weekend anyway polygon?

[greenelf]

pmsl!

ahhhhh listening to 'return of the dread' again, emailing rude pics and wishing i could hug the randomness...

[p0ly]

i see

tips of the trade though

you never know, he could steal my targets

how was your weekend anyway polygon?

hmmmm spent the weekend coming down off a thursday bender =/ alot of sleeping and feeling like shit.

all in all it was an ok weekend :love:

[p0ly]

and you?

[MisterDuck]

was shit mate

i was asked by mates if i wanted to go to a free party what was still going on sunday night

anyway i also got asked by a really really good mate who i'd promised to meet up with bare times, anyways i told her i wouldnt pull out this time

she's into nightclub mainstream shite

so basically i went with her and reminded myself why i hate nights out in town

shite people, shite prices, shite places, shite music.

hey-hum, live and learn innit. i thought "hey it might not be too bad" but it just confirmed why i love free parties and alternative venues.

[p0ly]

nightclub mainstream shite

shite people, shite prices, shite places, shite music.


hit it spot on

[partypoppinpete]

u guys r so funny! i wish i was as witty!
but im not... :cry:

[DaftFader]

u guys r so funny! i wish i was as witty!
but im not... :cry:
i assume you are talking to me there .. so thanks :)

[greenelf]

I need to brush up on my flirting skills...