Romantic One Liners

[DJCliffy]

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.


My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”


What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.


I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s
empty and so is your head.


Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.

[p0ly]

legend cliffy, i was starting 2 miss u

[DJCliffy]

legend cliffy, i was starting 2 miss u

Thanks mate. I've had one of the most depressing weeks of my life. Hit rock bottom fella. But. I'M BACK BABY!!!!! raaaraaa

[Angel]

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

[p0ly]

hahahahha yeeeeeeeeeeeey!! i was like!? wheres my cliffy boy? =(

[DJCliffy]

hahahahha yeeeeeeeeeeeey!! i was like!? wheres my cliffy boy? =(

Safe bruva, :love:

[Sini]

Bend over?

Not romantic?

[Dr Bunsen]

You must work at Subways 'coz you gave me a foot long baby!

vpttHDomMnc

[p0ly]

you should see the people who work at the subway where i live!!! noooooo footlongs at all

[MisterDuck]

sit on my face and i'll guess your weight


or


your in luck
i'm doing my charity work tonight

[DIONYSUS]

fancy a fuck?

Doesnt often work ill grant you...

[Sini]

fancy a fuck?

Doesnt often work ill grant you...

Mr process, that's just rude!

[p0ly]

Mr process, that's just rude!

last night u said PV people got u moist... :laugh_at:

[Sini]

The love from the PV people got me moist and that's not rude, that's affectionate!

[DIONYSUS]

Mr process, that's just rude!

soz. :wink:

[p0ly]

Bend over?

Not romantic?


:cry::cry::cry::cry:

[Sini]

:cry::cry::cry::cry:

Um, does it help that whilst i said that i was picturing holding a rose?

[p0ly]

wow ur my new best friend! a rose!!!!

[Sini]

Pulling out all the stops with that one arn't i.

Process - it's ok, you're only being a male :razz:

[p0ly]

was it a dead rose u were holding?

[DIONYSUS]

Pulling out all the stops with that one arn't i.

Process - it's ok, you're only being a male :razz:

im much smoother in real life... :crazy_drunk:

[Sini]

Would i hold a dead rose polygon, would i?

I'm sure you are process, a right charmer, going round asking all the ladies if they fancy a fuck!!

[p0ly]

i thought dead roses were in at the moment?

[Sini]

i thought dead roses were in at the moment?

They are? Shit i'm so behind. Here's me with a vase full of daffodils that are alive. What a fool.

[p0ly]

flaming daffodils are cool

[DIONYSUS]

I'm sure you are process, a right charmer, going round asking all the ladies if they fancy a fuck!!

i buy them a drink first. then drop that blinder in, never fails! :wink:

[Sini]

i buy them a drink first. then drop that blinder in, never fails! :wink:

I honestly thought you were gonna say you drop something in their drink, that's bad that, i know you wouldn't do that!
What's the success rate of this line then?

[p0ly]

the spiking of the drink happens when the line doesnt work

[DIONYSUS]

I honestly thought you were gonna say you drop something in their drink, that's bad that, i know you wouldn't do that!
What's the success rate of this line then?

so far? 0-10.

[Sini]

so far? 0-10.

That's abit lame, you need to change your tactics. Try a simple hello.

[p0ly]

she means, put hello before fancy a fuck

[DJCliffy]

When i'm pissed, i serenade girls with the opening lines of "Hello" By Lionel Ritchie. Doesn't really work, more amuses em which i find works better! :wink:

[DIONYSUS]

That's abit lame, you need to change your tactics. Try a simple hello.

i you know i may just give that one a go!

[SweetAss]

This is terrible i know but 'ere we go............

"Hey, can we play trains?

You sit on my face and I will go 'Chew!, Chew!, Chew'!"

[DaftFader]

i start with .. "i bet you bungey jumped out the ugly tree with your face on fire hit every branch on the way down and then every branch on the way back up and had your face fire put out with a cricket bat" then procead with "only joking" .. works a fucking treat .. i tell ya! :wink:

[DIONYSUS]

i start with .. "i bet you bungey jumped out the ugly tree with your face on fire hit every branch on the way down and then every branch on the way back up and had your face fire put out with a cricket bat" then procead with "only joking" .. works a fucking treat .. i tell ya! :wink:

:laugh_at:

[DJCliffy]

Sometimes i will to say to a bird "Phwoar, you don't sweat much for a fat bird do ya" Hasn't worked yet but has resulted in many many black eyes and full impact crotch strikes, I tend to wear a cup these days now.

[spastictramp]

How about: "It's not gunna suck itself." Ha.

[DJCliffy]

How about: "It's not gunna suck itself." Ha.

I like it, may use that one! :laugh_at:

[p0ly]

I like it, may use that one! :laugh_at:

hahahahhahaha

[Dr Bunsen]

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[p0ly]

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:laugh_at::laugh_at:
chat up lines are classic

[uglyprettytrash]

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hahahaha that guy halfway through!
hahahaha...

[deliriyummy]

the one linera that gets me laid quite often is:

'i love you' --- great for one night stands.
'come here for a spanking you nasty creature.'
'your eyes glisten like saphires, fancee a fuck?'

[p0ly]

oi oi yummy boy, wot u at 2nite

[deliriyummy]

yummy boy? moi? im watching penne and tellers Bullshit. cant sleep.. ahhh.

[p0ly]

i like their bible one