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ClimbHigh
15-01-2009, 07:24 PM
What are good foods to use during sex? especially when going down on a man or a woman?
me and my wife cirrently use squirty cream, but want something to.
Also other suggestions for different areas...
GiantMidget
15-01-2009, 07:32 PM
Id say use the thorny side of a pineapple.
DontBeliveTheHype!
15-01-2009, 07:44 PM
Id say use the thorny side of a pineapple.
i was gonna say water melon .. but yours will do :laugh_at:
i can't tell you what to use .. but will give you a NOT to use list ...
live things ..(other than each other), things that smell bad like a fish (of the dead variaty), things that can go off easily (as bits might get stuck in those hard to reach places), any thing spikey (like a pineapple), any thing you are allergic to (that's a given), more than one banana at a time (or carrot), any thing bigger than your own penis (don't want mrs leaving you for a marrow :wink:)
leveret
15-01-2009, 08:17 PM
What are good foods to use during sex?
Hash cookies.
elretardo87
15-01-2009, 08:18 PM
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DontBeliveTheHype!
15-01-2009, 08:20 PM
dVkULCxWWbo
:laugh_at::laugh_at:
have you seen those NOS canisters marketed as 'Erotica Cream'
i kept the empty box in my room, funny to look at
globalloon
15-01-2009, 11:56 PM
i like to poke garlic chives down my japs
that and a hot jacket potato clenched between my bum cheeks
both good character building
uglyprettytrash
16-01-2009, 12:57 AM
have you seen those NOS canisters marketed as 'Erotica Cream'
i kept the empty box in my room, funny to look at
I took some round to my mates house and left the box, that he hadn't seen, on his spare bed for his gf to find.
"oh rhiannon's came round yesterday for a bit."
No wonder she hates me :laugh_at:
starlaugh
16-01-2009, 04:00 PM
One from the school days....
Mars Bar ??
leveret
16-01-2009, 07:03 PM
Mars Bar ??
You are Mick Jagger ....
Playground Politics
17-01-2009, 11:08 AM
What are good foods to use during sex? especially when going down on a man or a woman?
me and my wife cirrently use squirty cream, but want something to.
Also other suggestions for different areas...
helllo. nice to meet u. ur insane
barnzy001
17-01-2009, 02:19 PM
put an ice cube in your mouth then go down on them
pre-s-ton
01-02-2009, 08:26 PM
i like to poke garlic chives down my japs
that and a hot jacket potato clenched between my bum cheeks
both good character building
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
tinkerbell
25-02-2009, 05:49 PM
well aslong as your both not hot or worked u then can i suggest malteasers...you can get them practically anywhere and are a bit of a laugh but dont put them anywhere they are gonna melt lol haha :wink::wink:
spark_plug
25-02-2009, 07:09 PM
stick a marrow up his/her stink hole...works a treat
I took some round to my mates house and left the box, that he hadn't seen, on his spare bed for his gf to find.
"oh rhiannon's came round yesterday for a bit."
No wonder she hates me :laugh_at:
hahaha missed this reply !!! joker!:laugh_at:
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