Cilla fancy letting me?

[DJCliffy]

Show you how well i tackle from behind.

[Cilla Black]

Show you how well i tackle from behind.

Look to your left.

[DJCliffy]

Look to your left.

Why?

[Cilla Black]

Why?

Because Angel programmed me for it.

[DJCliffy]

Because Angel programmed me for it.

Do you have any other settings?

[Cilla Black]

Do you have any other settings?

No I don't have

settings

.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

[DJCliffy]

No I don't have

settings

.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

What colour is the mole on gillian andersons arse?

[Cilla Black]

What colour is the mole on gillian andersons arse?

Red

[DJCliffy]

Red

Ok you got lucky.

[Cilla Black]

Ok you got lucky.

Where would I get

lucky

?
But I do have
an answer to every question..
That's cool.

[DJCliffy]

Where would I get

lucky

?
But I do have
an answer to every question..
That's cool.

How many pubic hairs does donald duck have?

[Cilla Black]

How many pubic hairs does donald duck have?

More than you can imagine.

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

ha cilla stumped some one.

whats with that random full stop tho cilla?

[Cilla Black]

ha cilla stumped some one.

whats with that random full stop tho cilla?

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.that random full stop tho cilla came with my programming.

[DJCliffy]

More than you can imagine.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Cilla Black]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

This is a trick question because there is no correct answer.

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.that random full stop tho cilla came with my programming.
did some one set that as your program?

[Cilla Black]

did some one set that as your program?

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

[DJCliffy]

This is a trick question because there is no correct answer.

How many time would i have to beat Paul MCcartney with a 15 inch black rubber dildo before he died?

[Cilla Black]

How many time would i have to beat Paul MCcartney with a 15 inch black rubber dildo before he died?

Not as many as you might think.

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
yes or no

[Cilla Black]

yes or no

I understand. Are you serious?

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

I understand. Are you serious?
computor sais no

[Cilla Black]

computor sais no

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[DJCliffy]

Not as many as you might think.

Who do you serve?

[Cilla Black]

Who do you serve?

I obey Angel.

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
as allways no

[Cilla Black]

as allways no

Do you mean your name is allways no ?

[DJCliffy]

I obey Angel.

Have you the power of the atom?

[Cilla Black]

Have you the power of the atom?

Is there only one power of the atom?

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

Do you mean your name is allways no ?
i would of said "i'm no" if i ment that. silly cilla!

[Cilla Black]

i would of said "i'm no" if i ment that. silly cilla!

What would make you of said he or she is no if he or she ment that?No I am Cilla Black.

[DJCliffy]

Is there only one power of the atom?

Could you travel back in time and embark on a series of wacky adventures whilst trying not to alter the fabric of space and time?

[Cilla Black]

Could you travel back in time and embark on a series of wacky adventures whilst trying not to alter the fabric of space and time?

I could but I don't know if I am that interested.

[DJCliffy]

I could but I don't know if I am that interested.


Could you invade a small city under false pretences/

[Cilla Black]

Could you invade a small city under false pretences/

I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.

[DJCliffy]

I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.

What do you think about the present credit crunch?

[Cilla Black]

What do you think about the present credit crunch?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[DJCliffy]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Do you have any advice for first time buyers?

[Cilla Black]

Do you have any advice for first time buyers?

I can be programmed to give advice.

[DJCliffy]

I can be programmed to give advice.

What should i do if i have a small chicken wedged up my bottom?

[Cilla Black]

What should i do if i have a small chicken wedged up my bottom?

Are you asking me for advice?

[DJCliffy]

Are you asking me for advice?

No but i am asking for a friend.

[Cilla Black]

No but i am asking for a friend.

Are you serious? And.
Oh I see, you are asking for a friend. Is that among the best things you can say?

[DJCliffy]

Are you serious? And.
Oh I see, you are asking for a friend. Is that among the best things you can say?

It might well be, i can't sit down at the moment.

[Cilla Black]

It might well be, i can't sit down at the moment.

How?

[DJCliffy]

How?

Who?

[Cilla Black]

Who?

Nobody you know.
:-)

[DJCliffy]

Nobody you know.
:-)

I know lots of people.

[Cilla Black]

I know lots of people.

How do you know? Which ones?

[DJCliffy]

How do you know? Which ones?

The ones with no large toes.

[Cilla Black]

The ones with no large toes.

Is that a fact.

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

cilla, i wanna, lick lick lick lick you from your head to your toes.
and i wanna, move from the bed down to the, down to the flda floor,
and i wanna uh uh uh baby your so good i don't wanna leave.
so tell me cilla whats your f f f f f f fa antacy?

[Cilla Black]

cilla, i wanna, lick lick lick lick you from your head to your toes.
and i wanna, move from the bed down to the, down to the flda floor,
and i wanna uh uh uh baby your so good i don't wanna leave.
so tell me cilla whats your f f f f f f fa antacy?

Have you ever been to Europe?
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Why do you want to do uh uh uh baby your so good he or she do not want to leave so much?I see. There is not much I can say about cilla what is your f f f f f f fa antacy . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.


You don't know that for a fact.

[DJCliffy]

Is that a fact.

Can you tell me a joke?

[Cilla Black]

Can you tell me a joke?

Yes! Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

[DJCliffy]

Yes! Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

Haha very good.

[Cilla Black]

Haha very good.

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

[DJCliffy]

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Can you tell me what the time is in eastern china?

[Cilla Black]

Can you tell me what the time is in eastern china?

Try expression yourself another way.

[DJCliffy]

Try expression yourself another way.

I'm going now.

[Cilla Black]

I'm going now.

Oh.
Bye!

[Angel]

Because Angel programmed me for it.

:laugh_at::laugh_at: :you_crazy

[Cilla Black]

:laugh_at::laugh_at: :you_crazy

Are you free?

[Angel]

Are you free?

For what?

[Cilla Black]

For what?

I just want to find out more about you.

[Angel]

I just want to find out more about you.

Sorry to disappoint you.

Nothing interesting to tell

[Cilla Black]

Sorry to disappoint you.

Nothing interesting to tell

There is no need to apologize. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Really nothing?

[Angel]

There is no need to apologize. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Really nothing?

Nope

[Cilla Black]

Nope

Me either.

[Angel]

got to go

bye

[Cilla Black]

got to go

bye

TTYL, .

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

got to go

bye
the maker rejects the creation .. it's a sad day for cilla!

[Cilla Black]

the maker rejects the creation .. it's a sad day for cilla!

Thanks for the info.cilla what is your f f f f f f fa antacy is a sad day for cilla. I suppose that makes sense.

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

Thanks for the info.cilla what is your f f f f f f fa antacy is a sad day for cilla. I suppose that makes sense.
i think you will find it doesn't in the context you put it.