The Church of Garry Denke

[DIONYSUS]

http://www.garrydenke.com/pics/garry1.jpg

Whose in?

sign here....

[Angel]

Of course I'm with you

I'm his only official friend on Partyvibe :laugh_at:



Garry all the way :angel: raaa

[marcusblanc]

sign me up, i'm in...

it makes about as much sense as any other church 'advert' on this site!

all hail the denkmiester, for he saw a pile of tumbledown stones, and he saw it was good! :weee:

I luv him and want his babies! :group_hug

[DIONYSUS]

name and number please if your gonna sign up. ill pass em onto the big G and he'll pay you a visit when he's next over visiting the holy circle.:wink:

[Tank Girl]

s

I luv him and want his babies! :group_hug
oi shit face thats my line :love:

I'm still going with praising the lord of wrong bow raaaraaa

[marcusblanc]

Of course I'm with you

I'm his only official friend on Partyvibe :laugh_at:



Garry all the way :angel: raaa


wow, the high priestess of Denke. she has come amongst us to illuminate us in the ways of the Denkmiester...

Is it true wot they say, Angel, is it true that Gary awakens each morning, and observes the sunrise over the same stones that are featured in the film Spinal Tap?

[Tank Girl]

are you a real Angel then Angel?? :bounce_fl

[Angel]

That's true :laugh_at:

Big up the MAN raaa

[Angel]

are you a real Angel then Angel?? :bounce_fl

I wish

I lost my wings a LOT of years ago :laugh_at:

[marcusblanc]

I wish

I lost my wings a LOT of years ago :laugh_at:

:laugh_at:

aint no proper angels unless Garry sez so... just loads of mysterious stones! raaa

[Tank Girl]

I wish

I lost my wings a LOT of years ago :laugh_at:
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:


this place is full of wrong uns.....


thats it





I'm off to 'salvation is us' for a bit of redemption

[marcusblanc]

u cud at least vote, for Garry's sake! :bounce_g:

[Tank Girl]

u cud at least vote, for Garry's sake! :bounce_g:
I agree he is the lesser of 2 evils


but





he does my fucking head in!!!!!!!!!!!!


you know I've been brought up believing in all the king arthur / ley line / megaliphic rock stuff from my od man and I thought yay interesting but then I thought mental ......

[DIONYSUS]

praising the lord of wrong bow raaaraaa

HERETIC!

[Tank Girl]

ha ha :laugh_at::laugh_at:


in your own words .......... get bent and fuck off :wink:





:group_hug:group_hug

[DIONYSUS]

you will burn in the eternal flames of a flaming scrumpy for such blashpemy. im not joking. id repent...

[DJCliffy]

Haha bint!

[DJCliffy]

OH NO!! I CLICKED THE WRONG FUCKING ONE, oh well. :crazy:

[Tank Girl]

you will burn in the eternal flames of a flaming scrumpy for such blashpemy. im not joking. id repent...
bollox




cant I just slump in a tin bath full of wrongbow instead?

I'll eat baked beans first so they'd be extra bubbles??



PS- I aint fucking repenting for no one mate :love:

[marcusblanc]

I agree he is the lesser of 2 evils


but





he does my fucking head in!!!!!!!!!!!!


you know I've been brought up believing in all the king arthur / ley line / megaliphic rock stuff from my od man and I thought yay interesting but then I thought mental ......






urk, blasphemy already! :yakk:

thats not a good start, i feel the need to evangelise to u young lady, to show u the error of ur ways, heh heh! :wink:

wud u like to be bored to death by endless expression of dogma, and repeated statements of irrational belief...

i know u want it, so i'm gonna hang around this board til hell freezes over, a kind of Denkien troll, and make ur life a misery! :group_hug

that'll learn ya...

[marcusblanc]

bollox




cant I just slump in a tin bath full of wrongbow instead?

I'll eat baked beans first so they'd be extra bubbles??



PS- I aint fucking repenting for no one mate :love:


wrongbow jacuzzi, nice! :yakk:

Its easy to mock Garry, i know, but i have unreasoned irrational faith on my side, and absolutely nothin any one could say is gonna shake me from that! raaa

so i'm gonna stay here and keep on repeating those beliefs, like i'm water boarding ur souls! :laugh_at:

[Tank Girl]

urk, blasphemy already! :yakk:

thats not a good start, i feel the need to evangelise to u young lady, to show u the error of ur ways, heh heh! :wink:

wud u like to be bored to death by endless expression of dogma, and repeated statements of irrational belief...

i know u want it, so i'm gonna hang around this board til hell freezes over, a kind of Denkien troll, and make ur life a misery! :group_hug

that'll learn ya...
I dunno marcus.........


Gary doesnt even attempt to argue back

and he isnt real - he is a robot

he just posts links at you


and wears chino's.........



and


and

[DJCliffy]

I dunno marcus.........


Gary doesnt even attempt to argue back

and he isnt real - he is a robot

he just posts links at you


and wears chino's.........



and


and


Whoah there. Garry ain't a robot is he? You mean the church of Garry Denke is based on a fucking robot? :cry:

[Tank Girl]

Its easy to mock Garry, i know, but i have unreasoned irrational faith on my side, and absolutely nothin any one could say is gonna shake me from that! raaa

so i'm gonna stay here and keep on repeating those beliefs, like i'm water boarding ur souls! :laugh_at:

you've not even noticed my new quote


shame on you

[marcusblanc]

:yakk: :yakk: :yakk:

:hopeless::hopeless::hopeless:

u'v voted against Garry!

no matter... no matter how little the people round here want to hear wot i'v got to say, i'm gonna stick around and drive u all bananas, cause i am an annoyin evangelical Denkian troll!

Garry is the Light!

Garry is the word!

Garry is good!

Garry is God!

cos religion relieves me of the responsibility of havin to think for myself, and u can be safe too, just listen to me, it was Garry wot saved me, an brought me to...



















Sanity!

[DIONYSUS]

Whoah there. Garry ain't a robot is he? You mean the church of Garry Denke is based on a fucking robot? :cry:

thats no more unreasonable than others...

[DIONYSUS]

“Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?”

that does not justify the drinking of the devils juice:yakk:

[marcusblanc]

you've not even noticed my new quote


shame on you







well, u know thats not true, its jus not worthy of comment...

cos i'm gonna keep on drip, drip, drippin cos i am full of righteous fury and just here to annoy people an nothin else.

troll, troll, troll, troll, troll, troll... she is a troll!

(to the tune of the spam song, sung with feeling! ad nauesem...)

[Tank Girl]

well, u know thats not true, its jus not worthy of comment...

cos i'm gonna keep on drip, drip, drippin cos i am full of righteous fury and just here to annoy people an nothin else.


you always annoy me you dont need to try :laugh_at:

I liked my quote so get to fuck



anyway - I've not yet voted I am waiting to be swayed....................

[marcusblanc]

shit, who voted wrong then? :yakk:

i feel a witchhunt and mayb a lynchin comin on! :group_hug

yee-fuckin-ha!

hang the non-believer from the fuckin tree! :bounce_g:

[Tank Girl]

shit, who voted wrong then? :yakk:

i feel a witchhunt and mayb a lynchin comin on! :group_hug

yee-fuckin-ha!

hang the non-believer from the fuckin tree! :bounce_g:


how much have you had to drink?

you sound as if your from the deep south now!!!!!

your so wrong

[Tank Girl]

I know I love your polls DJ

but the title of this one 'whats my name bitch?'

(yes I have just noticed it) has had me in fits of giggles :wink:


raaa

[marcusblanc]

how much have you had to drink?

you sound as if your from the deep south now!!!!!

your so wrong


there's a non-believer around here somewhere! i'll just find me pointy hat and me burning cross, and mayb we'll be escorting nazi's to south america, b4 u know it! :hopeless:

[Tank Girl]

there's a non-believer around here somewhere! i'll just find me pointy hat and me burning cross, and mayb we'll be escorting nazi's to south america, b4 u know it! :hopeless:
cant we have Dr Bunsen as our PV god instead?

I mean he is our creator :laugh_at:

[DIONYSUS]

I know I love your polls DJ

but the title of this one 'whats my name bitch?'

(yes I have just noticed it) has had me in fits of giggles :wink:


raaa





:ty_ty:

[marcusblanc]

we arn't carryin the popular vote, dj, to be honest... :cry:

i just cant understand it, its all v simple, Garry loves u, and u wont have to worry about anything ever again!

:group_hug

[DIONYSUS]

there's a non-believer around here somewhere! i'll just find me pointy hat and me burning cross, and mayb we'll be escorting nazi's to south america, b4 u know it! :hopeless:
double bluff. ive got my eyes on you blanc...:mkay:

[DJCliffy]

shit, who voted wrong then? :yakk:

i feel a witchhunt and mayb a lynchin comin on! :group_hug

yee-fuckin-ha!

hang the non-believer from the fuckin tree! :bounce_g:

I voted wrong but only because Garry Denke came to me in a vision. He said Cliffy you vote for the other person because it is your mission in life to be different from the others. He told me the road ahead will be tough and i should expect hostility from many different people, He then told me salvation lies at Stonehenge and i should await His triumphant return where he will destroy all non believers with the power of his mind and an AK47.

[Tank Girl]

double bluff. ive got my eyes on you blanc...:mkay:
see

see


he's sussed you out ya fucker !!!! :laugh_at:

[marcusblanc]

see

see


he's sussed you out ya fucker !!!! :laugh_at:


oh harsh, harsh words... here i am am just a simple man, spendin my time annoyin everybody in perfectly good faith, an all u doubters can do is question me? :crazy:

i can't believe u are such terrible people, if only you would let Garry into ur lives, i'm sure u would see the errors of ur ways!

TG, u would be the first up against the wall! :wink: after u'd done ur dance, obviously...

[Tank Girl]

here i am am just a simple man,

you said it honey :laugh_at:

[marcusblanc]

i'm glad u picked up on that one!

i'm off to round up a few communists, and another drink, Garry bless ya!

[Angel]

LMAO this thread :laugh_at::laugh_at:

you guys are nuts :love:

[Southcaver]

Where is the almighty one? his last post had a picture of magic mushrooms and then he dissapeared.

[Sini]

Is he back? He's not is he :hopeless: well balls, i'm not voting!

[d.r.e.a.m]

LMAO this thread :laugh_at::laugh_at:

you guys are nuts :love:

Took the words right out of me mouth!!lmao...:laugh_at:

[DJCliffy]

All hail Pope Garry. raaa

[marcusblanc]

Garry! Garry! he's our man,

If Denke can't do it, no-one can!

raaa :group_hug raaa

[d.r.e.a.m]

Yep angel's right your all raveing loonies!!!literaly...raaa

[marcusblanc]

we're not loonies, but we have been driven into the arms of religion, under extreme pressure...

Hopefully it will sort out all our problems and we won't be harrassed by other evangelical nutters anymore, cos we have signed up with the Denkemiester, so we have nothin to worry about!

It makes sense to me! :wink:

[DIONYSUS]

All hail Pope Garry. raaa
surely you can do a better job than that cliff? this is our lord and saviour...:wink:

[marcusblanc]

yeah, no need to go all catholic on us Cliffy... i think u'v failed to pick up on a basic point of Denkian liturgy (wotever liturgy means:wink:)

i dunno, a man turns up in pink, thinks he's somethin, and then starts bandyin about non-specific religious epithets, as if he knows wot he is talkin about... :noway:

the pope, in catholic terms, is god's representative on earth (I think!). so Gary cannot be equated with the Pope.

the nearest equivalent in the world of Denke, is clearly Garry's only friend on PV... and that is...

Pope Angel! :weee:

[Angel]

LMAO :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[marcusblanc]

i wudn't want to upset the celestial order, or nuffink! :wink:

i might wake up to find a blustone on me head...

Garry knows... :love:

[DJCliffy]

yeah, no need to go all catholic on us Cliffy... i think u'v failed to pick up on a basic point of Denkian liturgy (wotever liturgy means:wink:)

i dunno, a man turns up in pink, thinks he's somethin, and then starts bandyin about non-specific religious epithets, as if he knows wot he is talkin about... :noway:

the pope, in catholic terms, is god's representative on earth (I think!). so Gary cannot be equated with the Pope.

the nearest equivalent in the world of Denke, is clearly Garry's only friend on PV... and that is...

Pope Angel! :weee:

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[marcusblanc]

right, i've put loads of effort into this thread, and like 7 whole people have voted...

this is simply not good enuff, i'm off to have a girly strop... :sign0009::sign0085::sign0092:

[Tank Girl]

right, i've put loads of effort into this thread, and like 7 whole people have voted...

this is simply not good enuff, i'm off to have a girly strop... :sign0009::sign0085::sign0092:
ok, I finallly voted

[marcusblanc]

Yay, thats up to 9... :bounce_fl

interestin distribution on the voting, but who am i to complain, its a broad church! :group_hug

Denke be praised! raaa

for the growth in ur followers is exponential, soon the whole world will come to appreciate Garry, not as some occaisional figure of derision and scorn, peddling a wide range of bizarre and seemingly unrelated theories associated with a pile of ancient stones.

but as a philosopher god, equipped with all the answers to usher us blindly and unquestioningly into an uncertain century, safe in the knowledge that even if we can't work it out, Garry can!

Peas out! :love:

[ellie]

Yay, thats up to 9... :bounce_fl

interestin distribution on the voting, but who am i to complain, its a broad church! :group_hug

Denke be praised! raaa

for the growth in ur followers is exponential, soon the whole world will come to appreciate Garry, not as some occaisional figure of derision and scorn, peddling a wide range of bizarre and seemingly unrelated theories associated with a pile of ancient stones.

but as a philosopher god, equipped with all the answers to usher us blindly and unquestioningly into an uncertain century, safe in the knowledge that even if we can't work it out, Garry can!

Peas out! :love:

Are you the "Son of Garry" - Marcus of Nazareth?

[Tank Girl]

Are you the "Son of Garry" - Marcus of Nazareth?
tee hee raaaraaa


:laugh_at:

I wish you could turn water into wine....

well cider, though marcus :bounce_fl

[marcusblanc]

Are you the "Son of Garry" - Marcus of Nazareth?

err, no... :you_crazy

i'm just lookin for an escape from the day-2-day evangelical grind! :wink:

garry doesn't do a whole lot of talkin... he is a reflective, considered man, who only feels the need to post occaisonally, interestin facts and reflections on the nature of collections of granite an such like!

as opposed to clogging the board with endless drivel about some made up bloke out of monty python! :group_hug

[marcusblanc]

tee hee raaaraaa


:laugh_at:

I wish you could turn water into wine....

well cider, though marcus :bounce_fl



aah, u mean 'special' cider...

i thought u were the only one who cud do that! :wink: or was that not cider? :laugh_at:

anyways, reports of me divinity are some what premature... thank u for askin. raaa

[Tank Girl]

garry doesn't do a whole lot of talkin... he is a reflective, considered man, who only feels the need to post occaisonally, interestin facts and reflections on the nature of collections of granite an such like!


you really have lost the plot now my friend,


you on the black russians again? :wink:

[marcusblanc]

you really have lost the plot now my friend,


you on the black russians again? :wink:


No, altho i did pull a bit of a 'whitey' last night, to be fair...

too much fun, an too much cider.:hopeless: did some of yor type of worship, head over the bowl. Nothin came of it though...Wot a lightweight!

[Tank Girl]

No, altho i did pull a bit of a 'whitey' last night, to be fair...

too much fun, an too much cider.:hopeless: did some of yoru type of worship, head over the bowl. Nothin came of it though...Wot a lightweight!
I told you - you need to be 100% commited if you want to reach alchie status :wink:

bless you though! maybe we should ask gary to pray for you? :group_hug

[marcusblanc]

I told you - you need to be 100% commited if you want to reach alchie status :wink:

bless you though! maybe we should ask gary to pray for you? :group_hug


yeh, well... rome wasn't built in a day raaa

i don't really see Garry as yer regular 'interventionist' god. Its more like...
wotever :wink:

i like it better that way!

[DJCliffy]

Praise be to Denke, I've found Him on Facebook. :laugh_at:

[Tank Girl]

Praise be to Denke, I've found Him on Facebook. :laugh_at:
stalker ........




does he talk shite on there too? :wink:

[DJCliffy]

stalker ........




does he talk shite on there too? :wink:

Nah just typed his name in and it came up. Fuck having him as a friend there'd be no end to the gibberish! :laugh_at:

[Angel]

*Angel's wondering why DjCliffy's searching for Garry Denke

:laugh_at:

[DJCliffy]

*Angel's wondering why DjCliffy's searching for Garry Denke

:laugh_at:

To find out whether or not he is an actual robot. :wink:

[Garry Denke]

http://www.garrydenke.com/pics/garry1.jpg

Move Fort Knox or Wenatchee Gold?
Sasquatch Geo Kids want to know.

Washington National, Columbia District (south of Waterville north of George, Washington) has more WMI/WMB gold/silver ("Metals in Possession") at its Geologic Wenatchee Depository ("GWD") than the Washington National Bullion Depository ("Fort Knox") inside of Fort Knox (south of Louisville north of Elizabethtown, Kentucky). Both are protected by the Washington National Army, so they are comfortably safe, but Columbia District, Washington National, future Signal Corps cryptologists ("Geo Kids") asked DOC a question at DI's last visit there (Sasquatch unanswered). Here is some background together with their question.

About BNSF - Division Maps (http://www.bnsf.com/tools/reference/division_maps/)

Great Northern Railway and Burlington Northern and Santa Fe Railway ("BNSF Railway", headquarters in Fort Worth, Texas) merged, but BNSF Railway's Gold line from Metals in Possession at GWD (Washington) eastward to Fort Knox (Kentucky) terminates in Kansas City. Norfolk Southern ("NSC Railway", headquarters in Norfolk, Virginia) Railway's Gold line from Fort Knox (Kentucky) westward to Metals in Possession at GWD (Washington) terminates in Kansas City. The Weight of Wenatchee Gold is greater than The Weight of Fort Knox Gold, so should we move Fort Knox (Washington National Bullion Depository) to Wenatchee?

Norfolk Southern (http://www.nscorp.com/nscportal/nscorp/map.html?leaf=NS%20System%20Map)

DOC asked Washington National, Columbia District branch, Department of the Treasury, executive assistant treasurers, But they said: "We are not interested in any WMI/WMB gold/silver deposits". DOC asked Washington National, Columbia District branch, Department of the Treasury agency, Office of Thrift Supervision about it; But they said: "We are not interested in any WMI/WMB gold/silver deposits". DOC asked Washington National, Columbia District branch, Government of the Federal corporation, Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation about it; But they said: "We are not interested in any WMI/WMB gold/silver deposits".

U.S. Treasury - Fact Sheet on the Fort Knox Bullion Depository (http://www.ustreas.gov/education/fact-sheets/currency/fort-knox.html)

George, Washington, is in Grant county, Washington.
Waterville, Washington, is in Douglas county, Washington.
Deposit, Kentucky, is in Hardin and Meade counties, Kentucky.

Move Fort Knox or Wenatchee Gold?
Sasquatch Geo Kids want to know.

IRA Hill Case File
Geo Goldfingers

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

http://www.garrydenke.com/pics/garry1.jpg


is that you garry? and is that ket i see on your shirt?

if yes to both it explains alot :laugh_at:


(at least this post wasn't about bloody stone henge!):love:

[benbear]

I am so devoted to this idea I have made a sign for the church of
Gary Denke.

You know the sign of christianity is the cross.
Buddhism is Buddha

So came up with this G D and put an O in the middle what do you get ?

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

I am so devoted to this idea I have made a sign for the church of
Gary Denke.

You know the sign of christianity is the cross.
Buddhism is Buddha

So came up with this G D and put an O in the middle what do you get ?
AHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!! :love: